I don't own Kim Possible or any of the characters. They are doing a life sentence to the owners of the mouse without the chance of parole. Enjoy part 4 of your loss is my gain.
Drakken's newest lair
Drakken was working on yet another one of his inventions for world domination while thinking about his last defeat by Kim Possible while drinking a cup of what he called coco moo moo. Inspiration had hit him 7 hours ago, and since then he has worked on his latest device with the help of a couple of synthodrones. After tightening the last bolt Drakken took a look at his handy work. However, no sooner did Drakken finish his work did an annoyed Shego come in with a look on her face that screamed murder.
"This had better be good Drakken, because I was enjoying my day off, and was planning on enjoying it with some pleasant company when you called me in! I warn you if it isn't good I will be playing a 5 hour game of let's make Drakken go ouch!" Shego hissed causing Drakken to gulp.
"Now Shego that won't be necessary as I was able to recreate my cloning machine. Now all I need is a strand of DNA and it will…"
"No Drakken I have a no cloning policy in my contract remember? Also as for you no! One of you is annoying enough we don't need anymore of you running around." Shego said cutting Drakken off.
"Now Shego words do hurt, and how am I suppose to test it to make sure it works?" Drakken said causing Shego to light up out of anger.
"Ok you call me here to show me something that might not work? Ok round one of let's make Drakken go ouch will begin now!" Shego said in a pissed off tone while ready to turn Drakken into her own personal punching bag.
"Wait Shego, I know you want to hurt me, but how about we use that blond hair that is within your hairs? But I have to ask how did a blond hair get caught in your hair?" Drakken asked surprising Shego.
'Darn it I thought I must have missed that when I was showering off Ron's scent. Even though it was his second time, I am definitely going to get a round three with him when I see him next. I am so going to turn him into the perfect lover for me while trying to turn him as well.' Shego thought to herself with a smile on her face.
"I am guessing it must be some of Stoppable's hair from when I fought with him two days ago. You know what Dr D? I think I will cancel my game of let's make Drakken go ouch if this machine works, and I get to keep the clone if it does." Shego said in a much chipper mood.
"You are up to something aren't you Shego? What is it? Is it a plan to defeat our arch-enemy Kim Possible and what his name?" Drakken asked causing Shego to frown at her boss's stupidity.
"You know what? I can see why Stoppable called you an in the closet retard. You can make devices that take a good deal of intelligence to make, yet I just said Stoppable's simple name less then a 2 minutes ago, and you still can't even remember it." Shego said in annoyance.
Shego then placed the blond hair into the machine, while Drakken fired it up. In less then 2 minutes the sample was gone, but in its place a perfect clone of Ron appeared. Shego upon looking at the perfect clone of Ron smiled.
"You are lucky this thing actually works. Will he have all the memories of his original while having loyalty to the creator as well?" Shego asked.
"The clone's loyalty will be to the first person it sees. Now all that is… Shego why did you do that?" Drakken asked.
"I said I wanted this clone, and I want it loyal to me. Besides It is nice to have a live punching bag to take my anger out on while Possible isn't around, and it will help keep you from being the victim of let's make Drakken go ouch. It is a win win unless of course you piss me off." Shego said while taking the Ron clone with her.
'Sometimes I wonder why I even bother with her. though I think I should count my blessings since she choose not to play the dread make Drakken go ouch game with me. Oh how I pity that clone though.' Drakken thought to himself as Shego walked away with the clone of Ron.
"Mistress Shego what are your plans for me?" Clone Ron asked.
"That depends do you remember everything that your original does?" Shego asked.
"Yes mistress Shego I remember everything. I even remember the most recent things he has done." Clone Ron answered.
"Well you won't be mentioning any of that to Drakken, and as for what I plan to do with you, simple when me and Ron are together you will fill in and work with princess so she won't suspect anything." Shego answered.
"But what about the tracking chip my original has? She will know I am fake if she tries to track the real Ron with it." Clone Ron asked causing Shego to smile.
"Unless Kimmie decides to go stalker on your original or something that shouldn't be an issue. But at the same time you bring up a good point." Shego replied deep in thought.
"Mistress Shego, I have to ask you why are you going this far to keep your relationship secret from Kim? Wouldn't it be easier just to tell her and show her now you are dating her best friend?" Clone Ron asked.
"While that would be easy, it wouldn't truly crush her. Plus if Ron isn't completely on my side when I do this, He will just go back to her." Shego answered.
"Mistress Shego, while going through my original's memories, I have figured out a way to deal with the tracking chip that will be able to leave you with all the time you want with my original without worry." Clone Ron replied causing Shego to smile.
Clone Ron then explained his plan to Shego in a quick simple way that anyone even a 7-year-old could understand. After Clone Ron finished his explanation Shego couldn't help but smile.
"Your intelligence hasn't been modified by Drakken's cloning machine hasn't it?" Shego asked.
"No mistress this is all my original's chain of thought." Clone Ron said causing Shego to smile even more.
'I definitively need to get to find a way to keep Ron for myself when this is over. Who knows if things don't work out and Drakken does fail which with no doubt he will even without Princess foiling him, me and Ron could be the next Bonnie and Clyde or Mack and Molly. (An: If you want to know where I got the second couple from PM me and I will answer it.) Woah don't jump the gun Shego you want to crush princess while keeping Ron for yourself you aren't looking for love but would that be so... No Shego remember it is all part of your plan.' Shego thought to herself.
Stoppable residence Sunday morning
"I am sorry Rufus, but a lot of stuff happened yesterday that I didn't expect. Besides mom and dad did leave you the cheese dish I made for you before the went away for their second honeymoon. But on another note what would you like for breakfast a cheese omelet?" Ron asked.
"Yeah cheese!" Rufus squeaked happily as he hoped on Ron's shoulder as he went into the kitchen and began to gather the things needed for their breakfast.
Within 10 minutes the entire kitchen held the heavenly smell of the cheese omelet for Rufus along with pancakes for himself.
"It will be ready soon buddy. I guessing my parents weren't worried about me finding food since they left me plenty of stuff hold us over." Ron said to Rufus.
"Ron stay with Possible family." Rufus replied causing Ron to frown.
"No Rufus while most of the Possible's are like family, I won't be anywhere near Kim Possible." Ron said saying Kim's name like it was something disgusting causing Rufus to gasp in shock.
"Kim Ron's best friend. Kim not evil." Rufus said while thinking his best friend/owner was brainwashed or something.
"Rufus a friend would not tell you to know your place on a mission in such a condescending tone. In fact if it wasn't for me telling her parents I would go one these missions with her she would have never been able to go on them in the first place! It would serve her right if I didn't go on anymore missions with her then she wouldn't be able to go on them anymore." Ron answered while not forgetting about the food.
"Oh boys concert." Rufus replied causing Ron to think for a moment.
"Yeah what about the Oh boys concert Rufus?" Ron asked.
"Kim went with you even though she didn't want to go." Rufus answered causing Ron to frown.
"Yeah and because of that I did become popular for a short period until I everyone was reminded by the jocks that I was at bottom feeder." Ron answered remembering the memory.
"Kim watched me when you couldn't." Rufus added causing Ron to lose his a bit more of his disgust with Kim once again.
"Yeah she did do that for me and she did make sure you were safe for me." Ron replied with a little less hate.
Rufus still on Ron shoulder was enjoying the scent of cheese until he detected a familiar scent on Ron that shouldn't be on him.
"Why Shego scent on Ron?" Rufus asked causing Ron to sigh.
'Rufus can smell Shego's scent on me? Crap I forgot that naked mole rats can tell their enemies and friends by their scent, and with all the missions Rufus has been on with me and Kim that involved her we would know her scent. but I thought I washed it off well I just hope Kim's nose isn't anything like Rufus or we will both be getting a taste of her 16 styles of Kung Fu.' Ron thought before he spoke.
"I did fight Shego on my last mission with Kim. I also fought with her again after Kim said those condescending things to me." Ron answered only for Rufus not to buy it.
"Pheromones mixed in with scent. Ron sleep with Shego?" Rufus said causing Ron to sigh.
"Yes Rufus I slept with Shego twice. She was my secret girlfriend Rufus." Ron answered causing Rufus to almost faint.
"Kim good for Ron Shego..." Rufus then did raspberries to show what he thought of her.
"Rufus you may not like her, but I do. When I first laid eyes on her I always thought that she was smoking hot and even though I never said anything to anyone else I still do." Ron confessed.
"Kim kill Shego and Ron if she find out. Leave Shego and never tell Kim." Rufus said now concerned for Ron's safety.
"Rufus you know as well as I do Shego wouldn't let anything get in the way of what she wanted and I think I will follow that example. I won't let anyone stop me from being with her." Ron said shocking Rufus.
"Ron would give up everything to be with Shego?" Rufus asked his owner.
'That is a good question. Would I really give up everything for Shego? It feels great being with her in an intimate way and even though she does have her rough areas that is nothing a bit of my Ronshine can't fix. But at the same time Kim has been my friend for 12 years, and even if she did say some harsh things to me she is still my friend. Well if she is truly my friend she will be happy for me even if she doesn't like Shego. Lord knows even though I did protest against who she dated I always wanted her to be happy even if it wasn't with me.
Ron is about to answer his question when he smells the cheese omelet is ready. Ron then get's a plate and places Rufus's breakfast on the plate.
"Rufus if Kim is truly my best friend like you said she will get over me dating Shego when and if she finds out. But for now I won't be telling her anything. Even though it is a great risk buddy me and Shego have the potential to become something great, and I won't let anyone or anything ruin that." Ron answered.
"Shego use Ron to get to Kim." Rufus said causing Ron to frown.
"To be honest with you buddy I wouldn't put that past her with her being evil and all. But that won't stop me from being with her. Rufus I know you don't like this but I need to know if everyone else turns on me that I can count on you to be on my side." Ron replied in a concerned tone.
Rufus's only response was a thumb up causing Ron to smile.
"Thanks buddy. You don't know what this means to me." Ron answered while flipping the pancakes in the skillet without even looking at them.
Ron after flipping the pancakes looks at Rufus who is already eating the cheese omelet Ron made for him, and from the look of it Rufus like always is enjoying his owner's cooking. No sooner does Rufus finish eating his meal does Ron's doorbell ring. Seeing that Ron is still cooking Rufus goes to the door to see who it is. Upon seeing who it he ran back to Ron and get on his shoulder.
"So who is at the door Rufus?" Ron asked.
"Kim." Was Rufus's answer.
Stage out
Sorry I took so long to finish this chapter but I got a few idea and I needed to change some things. Also if you thought it was Kim who found out sorry but it is too early for her to find out. Also if you think it wasn't possible for Rufus to smell Shego on Ron here is a fun fact about naked mole rats. They can tell their enemies by their scent and sense Rufus has been on a few missions that involved Shego he would know her scent. R and R people.