Author's Notes

Hi again! This time i didn't make you wait too long.

Thankyou Crystal Mew for helping me get rid of my writer's block. I'll use one of your ideas later in the story.

Mongoose:Purplish does not own Invader Zim and co. She only owns me, and the plot.

All around Gir were remotes. Loads of them! Gir was in the middle of them, aiming them at the tv and pushing all the buttons. When they

didn't do anything to the tv, Gir just ate the remote and picked up another one.

"What are you doing Gir!"'Zim yelled as he climbed over to Gir.(Yes the piles were that big) Gir picked up a peculiar looking remote and pressed one of the many buttons on it. Just as Zim was about to grab the remote, the t.v. , along with the house exploded.

Dib walked down the street towards Zim's house later and notices that Zim's house wasn't there anymore. Instead, there was a- GIANT RAGING FIREBALL OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!

"Cool" was all Dib could say. then he took a mongoose out of his pocket and gave it a few dollars. The mongoose teleported to the store and bought a bag of marshmallows and teleported back hod a pair of sticks. Then they both went up to the-GIANT RAGING FIREBALL OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!- and toasted some marshmallows.

Important Author's Notes

Sorry about interrupting this awesome, cool, hilarious (gets shot by the guy with a lazer rifle) oowww, (clutches side) story but I've decided that instead of using the eeeevvviiiilll quotationmarks, I will write what people are saying...in...a...different way! Thankyou for your patience (get's shot by the guy with a lazer rifle...again)

Before the house exploded...

Gir was crying his eyes out when all of the sudden, Poop dog appeared. Gir's eyes went really big(which compared to Gir's eye size was about a foot in diameter...or was it radius...).

PoopDog: I have come to grant you three wishes (note: time has stopped ppl)

Gir falls down down because his eyes are so heavy.

Gir:I wish my eyes were smaller...

2 seconds later, Gir's eyes shrank so small he couldn't see. Obviously oblivious to the fact that he couldn't see, Gir makes another wish.

Gir:I wish the mongoose LIVED!

The mongoose(yes the monogoose that was stepped on by the girl scout in the earlier chapter) magically appeared. Too bad Gir couldn't see it

Gir:Oh mooooongooooooooooose! WHERE ARE YOU MONGOOSE!

Gir widened his eyes back to normal and started to look for the now terrified mogoose that was hiding behind Poopdog.

Because of Gir's tiny attention span, Gir suddenly wished that he had all the remotes in the town. Poopdog granted the wish and ddisappeared. Then the house started to shake. Becuase of the lack of a hiding place mongoose ran away from the house ...again. The room started to fill with remotes, lots and lots of remotes.Then you know what happens next.

What happened to Gir and Zim? Where did Poopdog go? Why doesn't Dib notice that the other buildings start to catch fire? Why am I asking these stupid questions?

You'll find out in the next chapter of Gir's Problem!

I' will now commence in answering Reviews !

Chrystal Mew- Thanks! I looovee your reviews! I will treasure them 4evur!hehe j/k

Tailfeather- Thanks! (splits a cookie and gives it to Gir)

Sonic Hero-Thanks, as you can see, I made this chapter longer then the other chappies.Go me!

Thanks for the reviews! I will still be accepting ideas for later chappies!

(Me chasing guy with lazer rifle with his own lazer rifle runs off screaming like a girl)

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