A/N: Should've gotten to this sooner, but notherless I wanted to do Dark and Insane Adventures with Zim and Others. But anyway I really can't say anything else so lets begin this.

Invader Derp Productions Persents

"Noobs of Noobcraft, Part 4"

(WHY YOU KEEP TEXTING!?)

Dib's House

"I'm almost ready." Dib said.

Zim knocked on the door.

"Hey Grenda! How you doing?" Dib greeted "Grenda."

"I'm doing fine." Zim said, "Man I'm really thirsty, could you get me some tea?"

"Sure, 'Grenda.'" Dib said, he walked into the kitchen, then Zim sneaked upstairs.

"Now to enter the room combination code." Zim put in the combination. "WHAT THE- WRONG!?"

Then a dark figure with a bat suddenly came behind Zim and hit him so hard it knocked him out.

2 Minutes Later

Zim's PAK made him regain conscious and he was greeted by Dib.

"Fascinating Dib that you we're able to knock me out! I never knew you had such strength!" Zim said.

"Actually, I uh, had Gaz do it. I didn't feel confident enough that I'd be able to hit you hard enough to knock you out."

Down in the Living Room

"Making money." Gaz said with the 20 dollar bill Dib gave her.

Back up in Dib's Room

"Seriously though I've seen her knock me out in a single punch before. Anyway, Zim. I knew you we're tricking me from the start, well, I was definetly sure when I saw the disguise." Dib said.

"HOW!? MY DISGUISE! IT'S BRILLIANT!"

"No, that hair is completely unrealistic and that apricot crayon drawn all over your skin. I've seen better camoflauge from a peacock in a city."

"Well Dib you were able to have your scary sister knock me out, see through my disguise? What will you do now?"

"Oh I've called a few friends, don't worry, they're REAL nice."

Then a policeman walked into the room. "THERE'S THE PERVERT!"

"Eh?" Zim said.

Then the policemen pulled out their batons and started beating up Zim.

"AAAAAH!"

"And everything turned out good in the end." Dib said

Authors Notes

Well that was an interesting story. I'm going to be doing a much bigger project next time. Sorry that the ending was a bit short. I really wanted to end the story and get it out of the way. Anyway get ready for my next project folks!