Okay before we begin let me explain something to the dumb asses out there that are too stupid or lazy to read my disclaimer. THIS IS A JOKE AND NOT A CHEAP SHOT AT MARY SUES! I'm repeating this because I got a flamer the other day who not only couldn't spell a damn word right and was too cowardly to leave their name thought I was trying to 'Ruin this category we all all work so hard on' and 'encouraging people not to read our fics'

Let me say it again, IT'S A JOKE! Y'ALL NEED TO DRINK MORE!

Now that's out of the way, I hope a few of you will get a laugh because really that's my only mission in life.

Ways to annoy the Mary-Sues of Ipswich... part 4

1) Ask them why they always seam to be afraid of love...especially when they're being paired with some of the hottest guys in the whole fan fiction realm.

2) Separate all possible twins from the boys and make them join one the other five thousand covenants that are out there instead of Ipswich

3) Constantly ride their asses about their bad spelling in their Titles and Summaries (I know, like I should talk)

4) Smack them every time they apologies for using a crappy summery IN THEIR BLOODY SUMMERIES. (This goes for everyone though, including ME!)

5) SHIP THEM WITH ANYONE BUT REID AND TYELR!

6) Explain that there's no forkin' way over 200 girls who act like Reid can be the girl of Tyler's dreams.

7) Get Reid neutered so he can't sleep with over 20 MS's and accidentally transfer powers.

8) Or to save time (And money) tell them there's a handy invention called a "Condom"

9) Drink a shot of jack every time they use the phrase 'Daughters of Ipswich' because it really does get tiring

10) Laugh at the fact that all of the new MS's have male names.

11) And remind them that there's no way for them to be stronger then the boys unless they are MALE and have 'junk'.

12) Destroy all records and tablets detailing a prophecy about a girl who will one day save the covenant and blah, blah, blah.

13) Make sure you get the ones detailing other 'All Girl' covenants too

14) Give everyone a copy of "Ipswich Boys Gone Wild" and make them watch all the boy on boy bonking parts

15) Especially the part with Pogue and Caleb in the hot tub. Rowr

16) Ask them why they always have to have a cab bring them to Ipswich when they're suppose to be so forkin' rich

17) Two words 'Slasher Diaries'

18) Rangel yourself a T-Rex from the JP fandom and make it stand guard outside of the colony house so no "Beautiful and Busty" girls can just happen to walk into it and discover everything (I named mine T-Bone)

19) And for a laugh bring it to school with you and make it chase all the MS's on campus.

20) Just make sure it doesn't eat Gorman 'cause you know how tasty and chewy those ol' folks are (Runs off to save Gorman from T-Bone)

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Bad, BAD T-Bone! I need him for TCR. (Grabs Whoop-ass stick.)

Thanks to BrittneyAnna for number 1 and animegurl715 for number 5