I'm back baby! Ok so I know I've been gone of what 6 months (OMG don't kill me with rock)

And I have no excuses (at least I'm being honest) but let's get on with the story

Light: ok so tell me a little bit about yourself Ms Suzmiya

Haruhi: pleas just call me Haruhi I feel weird when people call me Ms Suzmiya

Light: ok well tell me about yourself Haruhi

Haruhi: well I go to (whatever the hell her high school name is)

Light: oh well what do you know I go to the same school ok this is weird why have I never seen her before

Ryuk: hey light why we are talking to this girl I have a bad feeling about her

Light: that why I'm talking to her

Light: you know I'm kind of surprised I've never seen or heard of you before

Haruhi: you have probably heard of me but by the name nut chase Suzmiya

Light: (almost coking on his coffee) oh god he had heard of her before the crazy dumbass who ran the SOS barged

Haruhi: well I have to go see you around light (get up and leaves)

Light: (the moment he cloud not see her he got up and ran out of the shop0

Ryuk: what the hell was that all about!

Light: I've heard things about that girl and she is know one I can be around

The next day

Light: oh crap I'm late

Ryuk floats in room

Light: Ryuk where the hell have you been

Ryuk: light I have some bad news
light: not now Ryuk

Ryuk: but light!

Light: I said not now! (run out slamming the door)

End of day

Light: whoooooooo to day was hectic

Ryuzaki: hello light

Light: hey Ryuzaki

Teacher: excuse me but would you to boy mined taking these boxes drown to room 103

Both: yes MS

Light: it looks like we're here

Ryuzaki: hang on do you hear someone

Both are silent

This doesn't make scents the kira case

Ryuzaki: that sounds like Ms Suzmiya

Light: and she taking about the kira case

Ryuzaki: well let's go in

Light: but Ruyz-

Ryuzaki: hello Ms Suzmiya

Haruhi: what are you two doing here?

Ryuzaki: we are delivering some boxes but we cloud not help but over here you talking about the kira case

Haruhi: well yes I'm looking in to it

Light: tell me Haruhi what do you think of kira?

Haruhi: to tell you the true I do not know part of me thinks he good and part of me thinks he bad but something not right about this

Ryuzaki: what do you mean?

Haruhi: the way he kill seem inhuman like he using something to kill something not of this world

Light: crap this girl I need to think of something quick that crazy I mean it is true that we have never seen a murder like this but let face it magical power and all that are make-believe not true

Ryuzaki: why I agree with you light we can let Ms Suzmiya teary go unlooked

Haruhi: well it just a teary

Ryuzaki: Ms Suzmiya I believe I have an offer for you

Back at HQ

Ryuzaki: everyone this is Ms Suzmiya she will be working with us from now on

Haruhi: please everyone call me Haruhi

One week later at home

Light: well look like it been long enough I should be able to kill her of in an ascent and no one suspected me

Haruhi Suzmiya hit by a bus on the why home

Light: That should do it good bye Haruhi

Ryuk: fall in from the ceiling

Light: Ryuk what the hell happen to you, you've been gone all week

Ryuk: I have been getting info I have very bad news

Light: you can tell me later I'm going to bed

The next day at HQ

Light: why hello eveyon- he stops his eyes open this cloud not be happening

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