Sorry for taking so long to update. I know the IMing was funny, but I kinda got bored of writing it, so tell me what you think of this:

Dooku was peacefully sleeping one night when he was awakened my a loud knocking on his door.

" what do you want????" he yelled. Just then Grievous came in.

" my lord," he said, looking angry.

" what??" dooku asked, afraid they were under attack.

" I cant sleep. I had a nightmare and I think I wet the bed"

" great" dooku muttered.

" can I sleep in your room?" he asked, giving Dooku the I-am-an-innocent-little-kid-you-have-to-take-

pity-on-me look.

" um.....no"

ignoring him, grievous walked over to Dooku's bed and hopped in. instantly, he was sleeping, snoring

like there was no tomorrow.

Just as soon as he'd fallen asleep, Dooku sighed and lay down on the floor. As soon as he was almost

asleep, Greivous was shaking him, screaming:

"I CAN'T FIND TEDDY!!! HE'S GONE!!! HE WAS RIGHT BESIDE ME, I SWEAR!!!"

At that moment, Asajj Ventress ran in.

"master, what is all this yelling? Are you in trouble?" she asked. Then looking him over, she added,

" I didn't know you had pink pajamas"

"uh....." Dooku said awkwardly.

There was a random awkward silence, broken by Greivous's sniffling.

" um...Ventress, you can go now" Dooku said, embaressed

" but, it's dark out there" She whined, "and my flashlight's out of batteries, I'm thirsty and I need to

pee............"

This was the strangest thing he'd ever heard from his assasin. And she was still going.

".................and I went on a date with Kenobi last night and I got drunk and I have a headache and I

think I might have slept with him and I feel guilty and I know you're never make me a Sith and I can't

sleep anyway 'cause of all the coffe and soda I had at dinner and........."

She went on and on until Dooku finally just lost his temper and yelled "VENTRESS, SHUT UP!!!!"

she did.

" look, both of you, I just want to get some sleep and....."

"NOOOOOO!!!!! see Greivous??? I told you he didn't care about us!!!!! we'd be better off with the

republic!" Asajj threw herself into a tantrum.

" okay, okay," Dooku said, alarmed, " I'll find your teddy, Greivous, and Asajj, just tell me what you

need. Slowly"

" YAY!!!!" Asajj yelled, jumping into Dooku's lap.

" oh shit " Dooku muttered

Dooku got no more sleep that night.

I kinda feel sorry for Dooku now!!!! oh well :)