Here you go doubt any of you expected this and if you did please tell me the winning lotto numbers ifor new zealand.
Come on guys surely some of you can come up with awesome ideas for Naruto to use his powers or an awesome power that you believe would suit THIS Naruto. I believe I have a good imagination but I want to see what some of you come up with. So pretty pretty pretty please -puppy dog face-
"Also last thing i cut a few fingers at work making it hard to type. I think i got everything but sorry for any errors (any more than usual anyway)
Patience is a virtue. Naruto knew this for a fact, he needed patience while planning and executing his pranks. It was an undeniable truth. So why was his patience being tested so badly?
The month had ended and Naruto showed up o go and meet his team and team leader. Everyone was shocked to see he passed and that he was wearing different clothes but that passed when Sasuke walked in and the girls started fighting over him. Eventually the teams were created and Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura were on a team with Hatake Kakashi as their team leader. He was supposed to have shown up three hours ago. That wouldn't have been so bad if it wasn't for the fact that Sakura was talking loudly to Sasuke about anything and everything then every ten minutes she would randomly punch Naruto for no reason. His patience was wearing very very thin.
"Yo" their instructor called ut walking into the classroom.
"You're late" Naruto said simply radiating pure killing intent.
"Naruto-baka don't talk to our instructor like that" Sakura yelled hitting him as hard as she could. Sasuke just watched on with a sneer.
Kakashi blinked a few seconds before flatly stating my first impression is I hate you all. Meet me on the roof" he then disappeared in a swirl of leaves.
"Now look what you did you Baka he hates us now because of you" Sakura fumed hitting him again.
"Maybe it's because you are a violent woman who likes to hit her teammates" Naruto growled.
After another hit Naruto was on the ground twitching "I..am...not...violent" Sakura growled before storming out, Sasuke already gone.
"Me and my big mouth" Naruto moaned slowly pulling himself to his feet and leaving the classroom for the roof.
Once on the roof Kakashi got them to sit in a circle and tell him about themselves, their likes, dislikes, dreams, hobbies and thoughts on their teammates. "Why don't you go first Sensei? Just so we know what to do" Sakura asked sweetly.
Naruto had to restrain himself from pointing out that he just told them what to do.
"Very well I'm Hatake Kakashi my likes are to adult for you, I dislike a lot of things, my hobbies are not appropriate for your age, I don't have a dream and I hate you three. Broody you're up" Kakashi said.
"I'm Uchiha Sasuke but i'm sure everyone knows that" Sasuke smirked. "My likes are training, I dislike fangirls and the weak, My hobbies are to train. My dream no my ambition is to kill a certain someone and my thoughts on these two are that I don't need them."
"Wow depressing" Kakashi grinned somehow. "Pinky your turn."
"I'm Haruno Sakura my likes are" here she looked at Sasuke and squealed. "My hobbies are" again she looked at Sasuke and squealed. "My dream is" she did it again"and my dislikes are Naruto-baka and Ino-pig" she spat.
Naruto sighed when he realised it was his turn "I'm Uzumaki Naruto my likes are ramen, my home and my friend. My dislikes are those who treat me like shit for something I have no control over. My hobbies are teaching, learning, ramen and pranks. My dream is...actually I'm not sure at this point. I don't want to be Hokage for a town full of prejudiced idiots. My thoughts on my team are that with her loudmouthed fangirling and violent tendencies and his need to look better than everyone else and be seen looking better then we are completely screwed on stealth missions and will have very little teamwork."
"I AM NOT VIOLENT" Sakura yelled hitting him.
"So you decided to punch him?" Kakashi asked sweatdropping.
"Twenty third time today" Naruto muttered.
"Well if you would stop insulting me you baka I wouldn't have to hit you" Sakura seethed.
"You do insult me as well you know?" Naruto asked rubbing his head.
"That's because you're a baka" Sakura growled hitting him again.
"Can I be put on another team?" Naruto asked.
"Sorry brat but you're stuck with us. The Hokage and your teachers decided this would be the best fit for you lot" Kakashi grinned.
Naruto blinked "they thought it would be a great idea for me to be in a team with people who hate me? Are they retarded?"
"Just senile" Kakashi smirked "anyway meet me at training ground seven tomorrow at eight don't bother eating you'll just throw it up" with that he disappeared in a swirl of leaves.
"Sasuke now that we are free would you like to go get something to eat?" Sakura asked instantly.
"Hn" Sasuke muttered walking away, Sakura followed instantly.
"I am going to KILL the old man" Naruto growled.
Deciding to see if he could do it Naruto focused on the image of the Hokage's tower, gathered his Chakra and tried to Ghost Step into his office.
Opening his eyes Naruto saw he was in the Hokage's office "ah Naruto I trust you met your new team" Sarutobi asked.
Naruto glared at the old man "where do you get off putting me with those assholes" he growled.
The old man blinked and Naruto knew he was trying to restrain a grin "what is the problem?"
"Twenty four times. Twenty four times Sakura punched me today and all Sasuke did is look down on us with a sneer. Then Kakashi was THREE HOURS LATE I want a new team" Naruto growled.
"I'm sorry" Sarutobi said solemnly "but my hands are tied. The other Jounin all hand picked their teams you were the only one left over and Kakashi's team was the only two man team so you have to go with them."
"Put me on a four man team then" Naruto growled.
"I can't do that."
Naruto leaned in close "put me on a different team or I will prank you every single day until it happens" Naruto threatened causing the Hokage to turn pale.
"H-h-how about a compromise?" the Hokage asked nervously.
"What do you mean?" Naruto asked eyes narrowed.
"You'll be a Ghost."
"What dp you mean by Ghost?" Naruto asked curious despite himself.
Sarutobi sighed "ghost is a term for ninja's who have no set team they train alone and work with whatever team needs them. Ghost came from the fact that they are considered a Ghost of a teammate and not an actual one as there is no substance between the team and the Ghost. There hasn't been a ghost since the First Hokage."
"Why is that?" Naruto asked confused.
"Two reasons" Sarutobi stated. "the first is that as a Ghost while not on missions only the Hokage can order you or discipline you and the second is that every ninja was at one point part of a team or an apprentice as a Ghost you are neither. Your training is your own, your responsibility is your own, your life is your own. What you learn and do when not in missions is all your own. if you were on a team then when not on missions you would practice together and work on teamwork. Quite frankly a Ghost is less likely to improve as a ninja unless they are very motivated" the Hokage explained.
"Make me a Ghost old man" Naruto said firmly.
The Hokage sighed "very well. I should also mention Ghost's have no rank and are unknown like the ANBU with your transformation Jutsu you will look like other people when on a mission. However since you are a recently graduated Genin i will only allow you to do C-Rank and maybe a few B-rank missions for now."
"Great" Naruto grinned "make me a Ghost."
Sarutobi slowly got up from his desk and walked over to a wall sliding open a hidden panel. Out of the hidden compartment he pulled out a tattered grey cloth. "Put this on it's the cloak pronouncing you as a Ghost it is specially made to be formless and to fit any wearer. i shouldn't need to say this but you can not wear it when you look like yourself." he said sternly.
Grinning Naruto changed into his Nagasake disguise and put the cloak on "so how do I look? Does it make me look beautiful?" he asked striking a pose.
"very" Sarutobi smirked. "One last you are no longer part of a ninja team if anyone asks what happened then you got the offer to be an apprentice to an ANBU. Because of their secretive nature no one will question it too much and the ANBU know not to poke their noses in to my secrets."
"thanks Old Man" Naruto grinned "this is way better than being on a different team."
Sarutobi's smirk grew evil "don't thank me just yet because of their solitary nature Ghost's have to become elite's or die. I expect you to train very hard and become stronger than any Genin team very quickly."
Naruto smirked "easy I am going to be the greatest ninja after all" he boasted.
'Good" Sarutobi smiled "now I have a meeting with the new team leaders in a few minutes, I want you to stay so I can introduce them to you."
"Ok" Naruto agreed and waited for the team leaders.
first in was Asuma, Naruto had met the man several times as he was Sarutobi's son, though they didn't get on too well.
"Hey dad who's this?" Asuma asked staring at Naruto.
"That will all be explained during the meeting" Sarutobi replied.
Next in was Kakashi "has the meeting finished?" he asked confused.
"no" Sarutobi chuckled "I just told you it started two hours earlier so that you would show up on time."
Kakashi seemed to pout at that before he pulled out a book and began to read it seemingly ignoring everyone in the room.
The third and final person was Kurenai who stopped as soon as she saw Naruto "Nagasake what are you doing here?" she asked surprised.
Sarutobi raised an eye at that but didn't say anything just smiled. "the Hokage wanted me to join in the meeting" Naruto explained. "So how do you like your new team?"
Kurenai sighed "they aren't exactly what I was expecting I mean Kiba is way too headstrong and does not seem to take me seriously. Hinata is too nervous and can barely say two words without stuttering and Shino does not speak at all unless spoken too."
Naruto smiled at his friend "Kiba considers himself an Alpha male and thus leader of his pack sadly in the animal kingdom woman are vary rarely the leader and thus he will not see you as his leader unless you beat it into him. Hinata while a Hyuuga has spent her entire life being talked down and berated by her family continuously called weak and pathetic and as such unless you increase her confidence she will be almost useless on an operation as she will always second guess herself. Shino is used to people being afraid of him and his bugs so has not been close to anyone who is not a member of his clan and as such has developed no social skills, while he is smart, cautious and cares about the group as a whole because of his lack of social skills he is lacking in proper teamwork."
Everyone in the room minus Sarutobi gaped at him.
"Oh and how do you know so much about her team?" Asuma asked curiously.
Naruto shrugged "I make it a habit to know a lot of things. Want to know about your team?"
"I'll pass" the man said calmly.
"Well while this is interesting i was hoping to hear your thoughts on your own teams" Sarutobi asked politely. "We have already heard Kurenai's thoughts so Asuma?"
"just like any Nara Shikikamaru lacks any type of will, Ino is way too bossy and cares more about the Uchiha than being a ninja and Chouji just seems to follow what Shikikamaru does. I was hoping they would be like their fathers team but it appears they may lack the actual resolve to be a great ninja team."
"They are young and just barely made a team give them some time" Sarutobi said kindly. "Kakashi?"
Kakashi blinked lazily looking up from his book. "Haruno appears to interested in the Uchiha and hates the Uzumaki kid, Sasuke seems to dislike his entire team see's the as worthless and Naruto dislikes his team mates as well though in his case he seems to have a reason from Sakura trying to punch hi,m all the time. I heard she hit him twenty four times today alone" he muttered.
"Remind me again why we put them all on the same team?" Sarutobi asked weakly.
"because i'm the only one who can train Sasuke in his Sharingan and the rest of the teams were already made sticking me with the other two" Kakashi said simply before going back to his book.
"Oh right" Sarutobi said weakly. "Anyway i'm sure you are wondering why this young man ...um.. Nagasake is here right?" he got a nod from Asuma and Kurenai while Kakashi appeared to ignore him. "Well Nagasake here because of a special skill set has been trained as a Ghost and i want his first few missions to be with your teams on C-ranks."
"but dad we haven't had a Ghost since the first" Asuma cried.
"A Ghost" Kurenai mumbled "I am being taught by a Ghost? And I am even teaching him how to disable Genjutsu..."
Kakashi turned a page in his book.
Naruto grinned "please take care of me."
"Wait isn't a Ghost supposed to hide their face like the ANBU? Kurenai asked.
Naruto smirked and everyone watched as his features changed to look like Kurenai "I have the ability to make physical transformations. Only the Hokage actually knows what I look like."
Kurenai's look of shock turned to a glare "so you lied to me about who you were?" she growled "how dare you."
Naruto sighed weakly and changed back to his Nagasake disguise "i'm a Ghost i am supposed to be unknown by everyone except the Hokage" he lied. "I'm sorry but I was only looking for help I didn't think we would become friends."
"Fine but you have to teach me how to do a physical transformation like you" she growled.
'Sorry can't" Naruto said sheepishly "it requires a huge Chakra capacity. I'll do anything else though."
Kurenai smirked evilly "congratulations while not on a mission you are my teams assistant leader then."
"Deal" Naruto agreed. truth be told he actually liked the idea of helping to teach others. While his skills were limited only to stealth and infiltration it would be nice to teach what he could.
"Now that that is dealt with i would appreciate it if everyone would call our friend Ghost-San in public and don't worry his cloak will always be worn as an identifier." Sarutobi stated. "Now this meeting is adjourned Kakashi could I talk to you for a few more minutes?"
"I'm going to make you suffer in training tonight" Kurenai whispered evilly making Naruto shudder in fear.