(A/N: Soooooooo, here's the fourth chapter. Heheheheheheehe.)
Disclaimer: I do not own James Bond or Hannah Montana. Or zelda.
After Sam and Dean had gone out of the "chicken palace" they went over to a HUGE bridge.
"Woo-eeeeee! Look at that thing!" Dean scratched his face REALLY HARD.
"Dean, what the fuck?" Sam looked at him and whacked him with his jacket which he had taken off to show off his muscles.
"WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?" Dean looked at Sam. "Race you across!" Dean sped across the bridge. Sam came up to him about halfway across. Since his legs were like ten feet longer than Dean's, he was faster. Out of nowhere, the James Bond theme song played as they were running side by side now.
"AHHHHHH!" Dean fell on his face right before the end and went into the fetal position.
Sam laughed evilly and pointed at Dean. Then he held up his pink I-pod which was still blasting the James Bond theme. "I know how much you think that this song means someone's stalking you!"
Dean just stayed in the fetal position, now sucking his thumb and muttering, "thebritisharecomeingthebritisharecomingthebritisharecomeing..."
"What? You know nothing about history." Sam looked at Dean, turned off his pink I-pod, and Dean got up immediately.
"Did I miss something?" Dean smiled. "Come on Sam, let's GO! Geezer."
"What did you call me?" Sam caught up with Dean who had started walking.
"Nothing." Dean said softly.
So, they walked until night fell. Sam had gotten bored and was dancing to the Hannah Montana soundtrack, singing along of course. Dean just walked along beside him, every now and then he would flex his muscles and moan. They finally saw a village up ahead. They tiptoed through the tulips and ended up in Ordon.
"Hey Sam! This sign says Link's house. What kind of name is Link anyways?"
"Well, why don't you knock on his door and ask him!" Sam wiggled.
Dean picked up a huge rock and threw it through the window. "YO DUDE!"
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" came a loud voice from inside. Seconds later, Link walked out with a bloody face. "Who did this?" He was mad.
"Me!" Dean jumped up and down. "Hey! Your that guy from the field earlier!"
"Yeah...so?" A fairy flew up to Link and healed him.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOO! Look at the FAIRY!" Sam's eyes got really big(Like Spongebob when he learns about Santa.) "Can I touch you, little fairy?"
"NO YOU PERVERT!' the fairy squeaked. She zipped away into the woods.
Sam started crying, "Aww, Dean. The fairy called me a pervert."
"It's okay, Samhole."
"Uh, guys?" Link was standing next to them now. "You wanna come inside?"
"Yessssssssssss." Sam's eyes turned black...he was possessed.