A/N: :DDD HELL TO DA YEAH! I'm not gonna spoil this chappeh~! But I will tell you that Sasuke will be from RTN :33 Ahem, yeah...I put Sasuke in it. Anywaaaays. SAAAAASU-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN do da disclaimah.

Sasuke: STAHP CALLING ME SASU-CHAN!

Emi: *cries*

Sasuke: Awwwh, I'm sowwy. *hugs and gives Emi a rose* w Emi-sama does not own Naruto/OHSHC/Skype. But she does own her HP laptop. XD

"Gawd... I'm fucking coming. Stop ringing that annoying bell on Skype, " Hinata walked down her condo to her room and sat down on her bed, accepting the video call on Skype.

"SASUKE! :D What the fuck, man? You haven't called me since Monday, you ass! Wait...are you at school?!" She asked excitedly.

"Ahah. XD Hinataaaahhh we all missed you! Pft, especially me babay, and yea... I'm at Konoha High, " he winked at her.

"Bitch, keep dreaming. XD I'll never be yours. It's a one-sided love. Duuuuude...dafuq you eatin'? o.o Is dat da horrible meatloaf?! THEY CANNOT BE TORTURING MAH BESTIE AND MAH FRIENDS WIT DIS SHIT!" she shouted at the screen. Ino, Sakura, Kiba, Shino, Shikamaru, Hanabi, Choji and the rest appeared behind Sasuke.

"HINATA! HI!" They all yelled.

"Oh my fuck...YOU GUYS! I miss you sooooo much! Someone should come visit me~ CoughSasukeNarutoKibaShinoCo ugh, " she laughed.

"Hinata...are you... are you in your normal home attire? Psh, baby you look sexeehh, " Sasuke nosebleeded and laughed.

"Why yes I am, you freakin pervert, " she poked the screen.

"Heh...I knew it!"

"AYE UZUMAKI, COME THE FUCK OUT! I KNOW YO THERE, MANWHORE!" she ordered him to come out.

"I'mnothere..." Naruto said quickly.

"Hah...XD Yeah you a-hold on, someone's on the door.." she ended the call. Then got up, walked down the hall and opened the door.

"SURPRIIIIII-" the host club boys stopped in the middle...blushing. Tamaki looked away. She just stared at them all like they were crazy.

"...What's wrong with wearing a tank top and shorts at home?" She asked, confused.

"YOU'RE A GIRL!" Everyone shouted.

"You barely figured it out? What's wrong with being a girl?"

"Heh, I totally knew it..." Kyoya and Honey looked at each other in surprise.

"Anyyywaaays, come in, " she smiled as she led them inside and into her bedroom.

"Usa-chan and me loooove your condo! Can we have cake?" Honey giggled.

"D'awwh, thank you. Yeah sure, later," Hinata spoke. Honey cheered. They all sat down on her bed, and Tamaki shook her by the shoulders, "my daughter shouldn't be wearing cleavage revealing clothes! Change now!"

"BITCH I AIN'T YO DAUGHTER AND STAHP SHAKING ME! Kay? KAY. And nothing's wrong with my clothes, but I'll change anyways," she yelled at him. Tamaki let go of her shoulder and sat back down. She fumbled through her closet, picking out a t-shirt.

"Psh, is this too revealing, DADDY?" she said sarcastically. Tamaki shook his head. She went out of the room, changed and came back in.

"Happy, moron?" Hinata looked towards Tamaki.

"YES! THIS is how you should dress!" He exclaimed. Hikaru and Kaoru whined.

"Meh, hold on, " she went over to her laptop and typed something to Sasuke. They all looked over her shoulders and their eyes widened..."YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEEEND?!"

"Uh no... I put I love yew bbyckes as a joke. Plus, that duckass is mah best friend!"

"Oh. Okay then, " surprisingly this was Kyoya's answer. They all looked at him in shock, then waved it off.

"Anyways, you guys...I have a private beach resort, let's go there, " Hinata grinned and led them out, "hopefully you asses have yo beach supplies."

"Kyoya put everything in the car, " Mori bluntly stated.

"AWRIGHT! Kay hold up, Imma get my bikini!" She ran back inside, put her bikini on and slipped on her t-shirt on top. She ran back out, only to find 6 blushing boys.

"...I knew she wouldn't wear a bikini! She's my daughter, she knows respect! But uh...Hina, why are you not wearing anything under your t-shirt..?" Tamaki asked, blushing bright red. She laughed.

"First off, I am NOT yo daughter. And secondly, I'm wearing a 2 piece bikini under my shirt, " she lifted her shirt up a bit to show them her undie piece. They all blushed again.

"Let's get going~!" Hikaru and Kaoru shouted in unison.

Meh...THIS IS MY FAVORITE CHAPTAH SO FAR~ And once again, yaaay for FlyingArthurMintBunny. I lovez you! c: You're basically the center of my motivation! :D Anyways, you guys... pleeeaaase REVIEWW~ Teehee. *brofist* Bye, peeps! I'm also typing chappie 5 right now.