AUTHOR'S NOTE: Hi! Another entry to add to the collection :) I had this idea, and I thought it'd be quite funny to write and to read. I'm not sure if it's been done before, but I've done it anyway! :D Hope you enjoy it! I imagine the Doctor and River around the middle of their timelines/relationship here. Anyway, enjoy! And please feel free to submit any idea you have for an entry for "Little blue book" and I'll write it for you and dedicate it to you, as I can never have too many ideas for this collection. Please review, reviews make me very happy and make me want to write more!

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ENTRY THREE: I think you call her sexy.

Entry Three: Apparently I'm not the only one the Doctor thinks is sexy.

My mouth moved with the Doctor's as he kissed me, my back pressed up against the TARDIS controls, the Doctor pressed right up against me. My hands wrapped around his neck, occasionally wandering upwards and burying into his mess of lush brunette hair. The TARDIS hummed happily as we continued our intimate session up against her console. The Doctor's hands trailed down my body, tracing the outline of my curves. Suddenly he shifted slightly and reached for a button and a leaver so he could set the TARDIS in motion. The TARDIS jolted violently and we were suddenly thrown off balance. The Doctor raced round to the other side of the console and started slamming down on buttons.

"What's wrong with her?" I yelled, my body slamming against the console, causing a leaver to stick into the small of my back.

"It's not her, it's..." He trailed off as the TARDIS calmed down and resumed its normal flight pattern. He frowned and began to stroke the centre column of the TARDIS, patting it reassuringly as I raised one eyebrow at him. "What happened old girl?"

"I think I can tell you that" I smirked, my eyes darting over to the blue stabilizers he's forgotten to use again.

"Yeah, well..." He stammered, getting all flustered

"How many times have I told you that you can't just leave her to fly through the time vortex on her own? The TARDIS needs piloting, and if you're going to use auto-pilot, you have to use the stabilizers!" I grinned, eyebrows raised and head cocked slightly to the side.

I moved over to him and he wrapped his arms around my waist. I ran my hands up and down his arms gently. He reached up with one hand to stroke my cheek tenderly.

"Ok, ok, I will next time, I promise" He whispered as he leaned in, his soft pale lips gently brushing my cheek as he moved slowly downwards, planting a gentle kiss on my jaw line, moving even lower as his lips massaged my neck and I tilted my head back with ease.

"Good" I whispered, letting a moan of pleasure escape my lips as he continued to caress my clavicle.
"But really" He said between kisses, "sexy is capable of flying herself, she's clever like that"

I pulled away from him, giving him a frosty glare. I removed his hands and turned my back on him, folding my arms.

"What? What's wrong, River?" He muttered, following my and resting his hand tentatively on my shoulder.

"Nothing" I snapped, shrugging his hand off.

He had just called the TARDIS sexy. The TARDIS! Not me, his girlfriend, but the TARDIS! I was quite hurt actually, but then I thought, this could be fun. I was going to make him get all flustered and apologetic, I was going to make him regret his little slip of the tongue. I spun round to face him, my arms still folded. He was standing completely still, his arms in the air and an expression of confusion written on his face as he frowned and shook his head gently from side to side. In a mock-sulky voice I said "So, SEXY is clever is she?" I raised my eyebrows at him and emphasised the word 'sexy' so he would understand what he'd said.

"Oh, River, come on, you know I didn't mean it like that!" He exclaimed, beginning to go a little red in the cheeks as he advanced on me, but I stepped backwards and he moved away, running his hands through his silky brunette hair.

"So what didyou mean?"

"I...I...I didn't mean...I mean, you're...and I...and she's...um, err" He stuttered, his face turning a definitive shade of bright red. He took deep breaths and tugged at the collar of his shirt, and I simply just raised my eyebrows again and rested my hands on my hips, waiting for a better explanation. "River, I...I'm sorry, you weren't supposed to find out about um, that"

This was fun, watching him dig himself an even deeper hole. Then it hit me what he had just said.

"So, it's a secret thing between you and her?" I exclaimed.

"Yes! Exactly!"

I let my mouth fall open as I gasped in vast amounts of air and let out a sort of whining sound as my eyes widened and I brought my palm to my face.

"NO! Oh god, no, no, no, forget that!" He came rushing over to me, taking my by the hands and gripping them tightly, forcing me to look him in the eyes, which was surprisingly awkward. "River, I can't explain, it's a thing which we've had going for centuries. It doesn't mean anything, I love you River, and I love her, but in more of a best friend way. Ok? So don't give me that, because you know all too well that I have eyes for you and only you"

I smiled, and broke my hands free from his restrain as I flung them around his neck and brought him close to me, but before I kissed him I whispered softly "I know" and with that he grinned sheepishly and I brought him onto my lips, feeling his tongue tasting the berry flavour of my lips. We parted and he moved bounded back towards the console.

"You know" I began, a cheeky grin widening across my face "I was only winding you up sweetie"

"I know, but you were a little jealous though? Weren't you?"

I didn't answer. Truth was, I was jealous of his strange relationship with his TARDIS, but I would never admit it to him. I just cocked my head slightly and smiled, walking towards him as he enveloped me into a loving embrace, letting me rest my head on his chest.

"Are you alright now?" He grinned, kissing me on the top of my head.

"Yeah" I whispered, nestling closer to him. "Are you?"

"Of course, I'm always alright" He replied. "And do you know why?"

"Why?" I smiled, looking up into his beautiful eyes.

He brushed away a stray curl of my golden hair and kissed me tenderly on my forehead before continuing.

"Because I've got my girls. My sexy girls"

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