Yukari: (Sulking)
Chachamaru: What is wrong, Miss Yukari?
Yukari: I... I...
Chachamaru: Yes?
Yukari: I found out that... MY PARENTS ARE TWILIGHT FANS!
Everyone: EL GASPE!
Evangeline: El gaspe? What, is today Spanish day?
Yukari: It was a big shock!
Asuna: ...Just what are your parents like?
Yukari: (Sigh) ...Wait... Is the camera rolling?
Cameraman: Uh... yes. It's been rolling since you started sulking.
Yukari: All of you... didn't hear any of that. *ahem* Welcome to...
Everyone: NEGIMA! TRUTH AND DARE!
Yukari: Today we have four letters.
Chisame: Maybe we'd have more if you'd quit updating so fast.
Yukari: But I can't help it! It's so fun! Chacha-chan?
Chachamaru: Why...?
Yukari: Why what?
Chachamaru: It is nothing. (Hands letters)
Yukari: Okay? First letter we have is from, a regular reviewer, worldisminein21days:
hmmm...
I dare eva to get her fangs pulled out by nodoka.
and...
setsuna if you had to rape someone in order to save the world or the magical world, who would it be?
asuna...
whats better? grilled cheese sandwich or peanut butter and jelly?
Yukari: Nodoka.
Nodoka: Um... pull Eva's fangs out? Do I have to?
Yukari: If you don't, you'll get pushed into the fanpit.
Nodoka: (Scared) O-Okay! (walks over to Eva and sticks a hand in her mouth)
Eva: Wh-Wha da hew ah you doin?
Chachamaru: What the hell are you doing?
Nodoka: I'm sorry Eva-san! (yanks fangs out)
Eva: Oww! Bwooey heu at hut!
Chachamaru: Oww. Bloody hell that hurt.
Eva: Knog it ou...
Chachamaru: No I will not knock it off...
Yukari: Musta hurt... Setsu! So who would you rape?
Setsuna: To ask that so nonchalontly... Um... It would be...(Looks at Konoka)
Konoka: Hm? Yeah who?
Setsuna: Uh... Ko- Yue!
Everyone: ...
Setsuna: Did I really just say that?
Yue: ...Talk about akward.
Yukari: Yeah. Well, Asuna, I think you should hurry up. Grilled cheese or peanut-butter and jelly?
Asuna: Hmmm... That'd have to be... Peanut-butter and grilled cheese.
Yukari: Eww. I think peanut-butter and apple sauce is way better.
Yue: You two have strange senses of taste. (drinking from a box labeled "Egg Juice")
Yukari: Like you're one to talk. Next letter. This one is from StormBrisingr:
Haha, interesting. :D
So, let's see...
Dare(s):
- Asuna and Konoka to go on a date...
- Kazumi to reveal at least one piece of blackmail material she has for each person.
Truth(s):
- Yue, do you like Haruna or Nodoka? ... Or both?
- Nodoka, have you ever used your artifact for... less than honest reasons?
Asuna: What? Me and Konoka?
Konoka: Again... People, quit making me look like a slut or something!
Yukari: Ya gotta do it anyway. (Pushes them out the door) Kazumi? Your blackmail?
Kazumi: For Asuna, I've got a picture of her a Negi in bed...
Ayaka: (Storms in) Oh Kazumi, what a wonderful sudent you-
Kazumi: You can have it.
Ayaka: YEY! (Snatches picture and rides out on a pony)
Kazumi: For Yue, Nodoka, and Haruna, I have a picture I got a picture of... them... well, you know. (Shows everyone)
Yukari: Shit. I did NOT need to see that.
Kazumi: I don't have any blackmail for Sayo, Eva, Konoka, or Chacha. Chisame, I have tons of cosplay pics.
Chisame: H-HEY!
Kazumi: And for Yukari...
Sayo: You have blackmail for Yuka?
Kazumi: Yeah. I have all of her Maria Holic mangas.
Yukari: Kazu! First Konoka reveals secrets, now you!
Kazumi: Kazu...? Anyway, it was a dare.
Yukari: Hmph. Yue?
Yue: Of course I don't like Haruna! Or Nodoka!
Haruna: (Fake shock) Yue? You don't like me?
Nodoka: Wh-What? Why not, Yue? (Tearing up)
Yue: No, I like both of you, but...
Haruna: (Glomps) Love you too Yuecchi~!
Yue: MMPH! (Suffocating)
Yukari: Nodoka?
Nodoka: Less than honest? What exactly do you mean?
Yukari: Dunno. Brisingr-chan, be more specific next time. NEXT letter is from Morlin:
Dares:
I dare Evangeline to sparkle like a Twilight-vampire.
I dare Mana to make out with Setsuna.
I dare Misora to participate in a fighting Tournament.
Truths:
Setsuna, have you have fantasiesed about any other girl than Konoka?
Negi, which is your favourite Harry Potter book?
Rakan, what makes you cry un-manly tears?
Evangeline: No! I du waha slpacku! An I ate thwilite!
Chachamaru: No. I don't want to. And I hate Twilight. That and she doesn't know how to sparkle.
Evangeline: Too mu infamahion shashamahu.
Chachamaru: ...
Yukari: Then... (Pushes into fanpit)
Evangeline: I kiw yu fah is! (Dragged off)
Chachamaru: (Bows) I'll kill you for this. (Leaves to go help Eva)
Yukari: Mana, Misora, and Rakan all aren't in this show. It's only Negi, Asuna, Nodoka, Haruna, Konoka, Setsuna, Evangeline, Chachamaru, Chisame, Sayo, me, and any guests I have. Like Kazumi. It helps me manage the characters better. Also... I don't know who Rakan even is. Sorry. Wait till Mana or Misora is whoever is a guest on the show. (Inhales) So Setsu?
Setsuna: Um... No, I-Yue!
Yukari: ...
Setsuna: Why do I keep saying that?
Haruna: Well, so sorry, but YUECCHI'S TAKEN! (Still glomping)
Yue: (Passed out)
Yukari: Uhm, Negi?
Negi: Harry Potter? What's that?
Yukari: It's you. (Sigh) The last letter is from 0iris:
This fic is has potential so I'm to start contributing to it if its ok with you.
My first dare is for Negi and Yue, I want both of you to take a aphrodisiac,strip,and be locked in a crate together for five hours.
My second dare is for Asuna and Eva, I dare you to fight Lina Inverse and Gourry Gabriev from Slayers.
My final dare is for Fate, I dare you to let Haruna kiss you.
Yukari: Like I said, Fate's not here either. And I don't know what an aphrodisiac is. So you'll have to do without that. But... (Puts a hand on Negi and Yue's shoulders)
Yue: You aren't really gonna...
Negi: Make us do that, are you?
Yukari: Whaddya think? (Rips off both their clothes and pushes them into a crate) Asu and Eva are both gone... So that's all the letters!
Chisame: How come I don't get any questions or dares?
Sayo: Me too?
Yukari: I don't either... so stuff it. Oh, Kazu?
Kazumi: What?
Yukari: You were today's guest so...(Pushes into fanpit) Goodbye.
Kazumi: WTF! (Dragged off)