THIS IS NOT A LOVE STORY! Not under the romance category if you look.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Naruto. I did make up Sophitia though. Everything belongs to its respected owner(s).
I can not believe my luck. I just successfully got out of the Akatsuki base. Everyone is gone. I think it was a demon extraction that tool them all away in a rush. For seconds after Itachi left a loud speaker said that there is going to be one and Tobi should hurry up and get to the designated area. Like that is important to me though. I got out! There were no alarms either. Like Itachi said there were. He was lying to scare me. I even found the front door no problem. I tricked Tobi into showing it to me during one of my escape attempts; Itachi just found me before I could have walked out the door. I'm surprised it wasn't moved.
I'm standing right infront of the door right now, actually. Trying to decide which way to go. I believe the leaf village is in the south of here. So I quietly make a mad dash to the tree line in the southern direction. I'm not stupid enough to say it is south and go east. At least I don't think I'm that stupid.
Running through the dense woods, I get smacked in the face by several tree branches. I don't care though. It feels so good to be outside, to have sunlight and fresh air once again after so many years. Itachi scarcely ever let me outside, something about me running away was his reason.
For several hours I continue to run, getting whipped by the tree branches, in the still dense forest. It never ends! I don't care though, I am going to the Leaf Village to see Sasuke.
Yes, I'm stupid enough to forget he is with Orochimaru and not at the Leaf.I am almost there now, it has been a two day run, and I have been running nonstop. I have no idea where this energy is coming from, but it is awesome. Me and my awesome never running out of awesome energy awesomeness shall take over the world, or at least help me find Sasuke and evade Itachi.
I'm glad I am going to be with Sasuke again, my twin who thinks I am dead. I smile, a true smile, somthing I have scarcley done since I was eight. I don't even think I ever smile atcually, but I could be wrong.
"Almost there," I muttered to myself, finally seeing the gates and the ANBU guards guarding it. Only about a two minute run away.
Once I was there, the female guard said, "I.D. please." She looks at me strangely. She has every right to though. I haven't bathed in 2 and a half months, covered in dirt, sweat and dried blood. My hair is greasy, crust and sticking out in every direction. My clothes including a black tank top and a black pair of pants, don't fit properly and are tattered. I have my dead father's headband tied around my neck. Compliments of Itachi. I look like an escaped prisoner, not a member of the village. Even though I kind of was a prisoner. This is going to cause some trouble. Ohh and my Sharinagn is on. How am I going to get myself in to situations like these. They'll never believe me. Shit.
"I kind of don't have an I.D." I muttered lamely, feeling stupid.
"All shinobi have I.D., so where is yours? Or did you just steal that headband and try to disguise yourself as a shinobi from our village to spy on us? By the way nice contacts. The Uchihas have been dead for years now." The male guard I'm defiantly not going to get in. I should have thought about this before.
"I am not a-" I started angrily, but I was cut off by the male guard, again, who grabbed my right arm tightly.
"Save it for the Hokage," He snarled at me, obviously not liking impostors, or me; while dragging me towards the Hokage's house.
"WHAT ARE DOING AT MY HOUSE, KNOCKING ON MY DOOR AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING!" Tsunade yelled, opening the door. Its that early!? Wait, I'm in the village now!Yes! I'm awesome. I so awesome that I don't even know how I'm being awesome or I how I succeeded. Ohh right the ANBU guard. I'm in here because I'm in trouble. NOOOOOO!
"A spy posing as an Uchiha," the male guard stated, shoving me forward, causing me to land on my knees; scraping them, I'm not awesome anymore. How could I forget that I'm in trouble in less then five minutes?
"I am not a spy, or posing as an Uchiha, I am Sasuke's twin sister. He thinks I am dead though. Ask him!" I replied standing up, snapping. I began to glare at the glaring at the ANBU guard with my pathetic death glare of doom. Though I can't blame him for no believing me. I wouldn't have even believed me, if I were in his position.
"We can't ask him, he ran off with Orochimaru," Tsunade stated looking at me, in disbelief.
"What, no! Peanut butter-err, Sasuke would never do that. He wouldn't! You are lying- he isn't like that." I said, tears beginning to roll down my face. I forgot, I'm an idiot. I hope he is okay. Does he have any idea how much danger he is in? The Akatsuki complains about Orochimaru all the time.
A Week Later
Tsunade, ended up letting me stay after some odd, and scary questioning. Lets just say, I will never look at a waffle the same again.
I have been determined a Chunin, only because of my horrible tai jutsu, otherwise I would a lower Jonin rank. The painful training with Itachi has paid off; I guess he knew what he was doing. I wish it wasn't as painful though.
No matter, I am free and somewhat safe from Itachi here, but I am leaving. I decided I will leave at midnight, which is about five minutes away. The shift of guards change at this time, so it is best time for me to leave.
I quickly change into a black tank top, and a pair of black capris; giving me some camouflage in the darkness. The head band around my neck is not my father's, Tsunade has given me a new one. It has an awesome black cloth of awesomeness. Err, I really need to stop thinking random thoughts like that; its getting annoying.
I grab my backpack full of food, clothes, and weapons, and walk out of the apartment; leaving whatever isn't needed there. Somebody else could have them; I really do not want to carry them on my trip to the Sound village.
I walk quietly, through the village, trying not to attract any attention. I know I won't be able to take on any ANBU trying to kill or capture me for attempt to become a missing ninja, I could actually be smartical sometimes. Is smartical even a word?
Finally, I am at the gates and I timed it right, so where they were no guards. Quickly, I run through the gates, not wanting the guards to appear and catch me, knowing my usual luck, that will happen.
Once in the nearby forest, I stopped running. I made it. I had good luck for once. I take off the head band off, take out a kunai, and I scratch the leaf symbol; causing me to be a complete and official missing ninja. I wonder what a missing ninja does though. Another thing I don't think out, oh well!
I start walking towards the Sound Village to find Sasuke, and hopefully I will not run into any Akatsuki members on my way.
"TOBI IS BEING A GOOD BOY, AND IS HELPING ITACHI-SAMA FIND YOU, SOPHITIA-BAKA! ITACHI-SAMA IS VERY ANGRY AT YOU!" I hear. I slowly turn around, and see what I expected to see, the orange masked Akatsuki member, Tobi.
"Tobi, don't tell Itachi that you saw me, please. I will give you-wait...DID YOU JUST CALL ME A BAKA?!" I shouted, enraged at Tobi and start throwing random punches at him. Atcually hitting him.
"Wait! No kill Tobi! Tobi is a good boy! Tobi, wants to know what you will give him, if he be a bad boy and lies to Itachi-sama!" Tobi said, definitely getting bruises from my punching; which I stopped hearing that he might take my offer, if I tell it him what I will give him.
"I was going to give you a little candy, if you don't tell Itachi, but I will give you a lot of candy if answer questions for me." I stated, getting an idea.
"Tobi want candy! Tobi will answer questions, but you gots to give Tobi candy, lots and lots of candy!" Tobi exclaimed at my offer jumping up and down. Zetsu and Deidara refuse to give him candy because he gets more hyper then me; which is saying something, for I am the ruler or hyperness.
"Tobi, this is my first question. What would you do as a missing ninja if there was no Akatsuki? I am just curious." I asked. I'm curious about what missing ninjas do, now that I am one.
"Tobi wouldn't be a missing ninja if there is no Akatsuki. Tobi would be a very good boy then. I think Zetsu-san is calling. So I have to go, Sophitia-baka. I will come and get my candy on the 35th of February of 1763!" Tobi said and disappeared in a puff of smoke.
"And he called me a baka! 1763 was a looong time ago, that idiot." I muttered, to myself and continue walking towards the sound village, in hopes of finding Sasuke; not before pulling out a 3 pound bag of gummy worms as a snack. Wouldn't he know 35th of February won't happen for another 7 leap years, anyways? Baka. I wonder how somebody like that could make it to Akatsuki. I wonder if it all an-nah I'm just thinking too much. Is it believable I can think?