Present

Kakashi was standing on the Hokage's balcony with Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, Kyu, Ino, and Karin. He had no idea what the future had in store but he was sure he wasn't dreaming. He was being inaugurated as the Sixth Hokage of Konoha. All he could think right now was he didn't care that Naruto was his sensei's son. He really hated him and Sasuke right now!

"As the Fifth Hokage I, Senju Tsunade, now present to you the next Hokage. He was an ANBU captain with a whopping 230 SS rank missions, 1000 S rank, 1200 A rank, and many more missions. He also took part in wars that have befallen this beautiful village and helped secure its safety. He was part of the only team to come close or surpass the Third's original Team 7, commonly known as the Sannin." said the Hokage, but before she could finish her makeshift speech was interrupted by the cheers of the crowd.

"NARUTO! NARUTO! NARUTO!" the crowd was now chanting. As proud she was to hear the chants for her grandson she knew that she was about to disappoint the masses. She really wanted to say those words to make his dream come true, but she also knew of the upcoming dangers that were about to come upon the world and the village needed their strongest warriors to fight . She also knew if the village could get three more colossus ninjas then it was worth it.

"I know your excitement is building, but if you would please quite down I can announce your new Hokage." Tsunade yelled.

The crowd quieted down, but you could still hear the mummer of the chant still going.

"As I was saying, this person will follow in the tradition of our great leaders because of his connection to the "Will of Fire". At this time I would like to announce Hatake Kakashi as the Sixth Hokage!"

Immediately there was an up roar. The crowd pretty much was stunned into almost a riot. It was getting worse and worse until a pillar of red chakra shot into the sky. That pretty much calmed down the crowd because they were awed at the display.

Once the crowd was quite Kakashi was going to the podium to accept his nomination before he was cut off by Naruto. Naruto then proceeds to the podium and take the mike from Tsunade.

"People of Konoha, I would like all of you to know that it has filled my heart today to know that you think me capable of leading you. I would also like to tell you that it has always been my dream to do such. The problem is not that I'm not capable, willing, or scared of the ridiculous amount of paperwork that is required. It is that I love this great village with all my being that I must sacrifice my dreams to keep the dreams of the future generations of this village safe. One day in the future I will lead this village, but right now my talents and time are needed in another capacity that best serves this village. In the meantime accept my lazy perverted sensei, because he is strong and even behind his mask he holds the "Will of Fire" that rivals my own. So please shop keepers stay stocked up with "Ichi Ichi Paradise Springs", "Ichi Ichi O Furo Redux, and "Ichi Ichi Sekkus Hausukurashikku". Women please just for a little while where skimpier clothes so that he doesn't make a law barring all clothes on all civilian and ninja women under the age of 30. Most of all enjoy these next years because something tells me there's going to be a baby boom during his reign as Hokage, and once his reign is over I take over so I can ensure all of the babies futures."

With that he walked of the podium and handed the mike to his sensei. Kakashi didn't want this job, but who could turn it down after a welcome like that, right! He walks up to the stage.

"People of Konoha I will gladly accept this nomination from my Hokage to lead you all. I will do everything in my power to make the "Will of Fire" so bright in my term as Hokage that Naruto will have to learn a water chakra manipulation version of his Rasengan just to dim it down a little before taking over. I will give my life like for this village as I have before…" he then looks directly at Naruto, "but Naruto I didn't like dying years ago and I rather not do it again. So until my time is up I will do everything in my power to solidify, secure, server, and satisfy Konoha. Thank You Konoha!"

The crowd exploded once more with cheers and congratulations for Kakashi. The inauguration was more so of a parade/ carnival so the festivities were bound to last for the rest of the day for the villagers. For Kakashi on the other hand he was fixing to find out exactly why he was the new Hokage and was the Holographic version of Ichi Ichi Nii Paradise really all that it was proclaimed. All Kakashi knew was that something horrible happening yesterday….

Flashback

Sasuke and Naruto had just left there impromptu meeting with Lady Tsunade and she had made very clear that she wasn't going along the plan if she was going to have to be the Hokage. That left Kakashi, and now Sasuke and Naruto were on their way to make it happen.

Sasuke and Naruto where now outside of Kakashi's house and were thoroughly surprised to see that he had guess. Inside was someone who was like a big sister to Naruto, Ayame, lying in the bed with Kakashi. Now even though this was a surprise to both of the ninja's it presented an unprecedented opportunity.

It was a well known fact that Kakashi was a porn addict, but porn can only get you so far. Every once in a while Kakashi would go on the prowl and pick a women he would like to be with, charm them, and then release his desires. The problem was Kakashi learned that besides Anko and surprising Shizune most women where completely offended by his porn collection. No matter how charmed they were it usually resulted in them leaving before he could close the deal.

The solution that Kakashi came up with was rather simple for him because he was such a high level ninja and one of his best friends was the Genjustu Mistress. He copied one of Kurenai's highest invisibility genjustu. Then once he knows he is getting lucky he would group his collection together and move it to an obsolete corner of his living room. After that he uses the genjustu to hide them. Now normally this genjustu is undetectable by most ninja unless they were ANBU status, so he was reasonably unconcerned about it being noticed by one of his female companions on one of his escapades. What he didn't think of was what would happen if say someone of Sasuke's caliber wanted to steal his collection. If they chose to steal it when he wasn't able physically protect it; then there wouldn't be anything he could do about it, and that is what was about to happen.

Sasuke notices a genjustu with his eyes in a corner of his living while he was sneaking around looking for Kakashi's stash. Once he saw it he investigated more and immediately knew that even thought this was what he was looking for it was going to be hell to steal on his own. He then began to sign to Naruto.

"Hey Naruto, I found it!" signed Sasuke. "There's a problem though. Even though this is a low drain genjustu, if I disable it then it would immediately summon Kakashi here because it's anchored to one of your reverse summoning seals."

"Well can you perform the same genjustu that is place over this collection" signed Naruto?

"Well of course, I already broke it down in my mind once I discovered what it was" signed Sasuke.

"Well this is simple, I will summon two clones, immediately have one henge into a copied of the anchor reverse seal and the other into his stash. Then you will place the genjustu on my copy of the seal like Kakashi's then we will kawarmi Kakashi's seal to the henged version of stash so that the genjustu won't fade. That way once we break the genjustu we will be far away from Kakashi. We will break it and leave two clones to inform Kakashi that we have stolen his stash and if he ever expected to ever see it again he must show up tomorrow at the Hokage building and accept whatever the Hokage offers. If not then his collection would be burned in public by every women who decided to show up one by one. We have to do the switch extremely fast because as soon as he senses our chakra he will come to inspect. As long as we don't break his genjustu before he comes to inspect he will see our illusion and feel comforted his stash is safe. About ten minutes later we break his genjustu in the forest with our clones and inform him of his situation, and then we just show up tomorrow in our Sunday's best because our sensei will be getting inaugurated."

"That's actually a decent plan dobe, but can you pull it off because we both know that I'm the faster ninja." Smirk Sasuke.

"Ya! Whatever on 3 Ichi, Nii, san!" Naruto counted.

With that the plan commenced, and went down without a flaw. Kakashi sense their chakra but figured they just sensed he was with someone else. He then thought they may have left a note for him so he needed to see if they left a note. So he got out of his bed making sure Ayame didn't notice he was gone. Then he made his way to the living room to see what his students had wanted. Once he got into the room he didn't see a note so he guesses they didn't want anything. He was making his way back to his room, and he did his last scope of the room and look to his obscure corner to make sure his treasure was still there. He could still feel the genjustu's drain and he sensed his objects under his genjustu. In a sense all was good with Kakashi, so he went back to bed.

Kakashi had been in bed about 3 minutes when all of sudden he was reversed summoned. What he saw once the smoked cleared was not what he thought it should be. Instead of his living room which he believed he was supposed to be in, he was in the forest right behind training ground 7 with his two least favorite people at the moment. He had been thinking about waking up Ayame and going at it again before the sun came up, but that looked like a distant dream at the moment.

"What am I doing here Naruto?" Kakashi said as he places his hand behind his head.

" Well Kakashi sensei I'm a clone here to tell you that we have taken your stash and that if you expect to see it again report to the Hokage's office tomorrow on time at 12 pm. You must not refuse what is being offered to you and come in your best attire. ", Said the clone Naruto.

"Oh and Kakashi if you decide that it would be just as easy to come and find us and take it back, remember who son he is", Sasuke points at the Naruto clone, "and how big of a prankster he is because as we speak Naruto is making a treasure map to where we have hid your stash, and should you plan on coming after us. They will be distributed to all the women of the village for them to find and burn your treasure. Also if you think you will just steal a map and find them yourself. He's putting a seal on the maps that make them unreadable by anyone with a Sharigan. So just comply please. Also if you are late tomorrow even by a second you forfeit you right to your stash and it will be burned in the village square one book at a time by each village women while you are detained by Guy Sensei. Immediately after you comply with the wishes of the Hokage they will be returned with something that even your collection doesn't contain. Believe me when I say that the Holographic version of Ichi Ichi Nii Paradise is worth the trouble. It's worth it!"

Present

Kakashi is now in the room full of people congratulating him on his lifetime promotion, but uncharacteristically absent were the three people he knew had his answers. He ducked and weaved in and out of the crowd trying to be as polite as possible to the gathering crowd, but in honesty he was becoming very annoyed. He knew exactly what the first new law he was going to put into effect after his passed the all public baths were coed. He would instate a "no one can access the Hokage with non emergency issues until after 2pm. That way he didn't have to show up most days until two. But he digressed he needed to find those two troublesome students of his because he knew his new predicament had something to do with one of them.

Just as he was fixing to just clear the room out with his KI he notice his three of the closest things to grandkids that he ever thought he'd get, and if anyone knew where Naruto or Sasuke was it was them.

"Hey Itacho, how are you doing today?" interrupted Kakashi.

"Oh hey 'Hokage-sensei'" Itacho laughed as he answered back. "What could I do for the mighty and powerful Hokage-sama?"

"HOKAGE-SAMA!" both Nimato and Sakina answered simultaneously.

"Cut the crap, you all know what I want so just tell me and I promise that once you graduate you'll never have to do D-Rank missions." said Kakashi.

Not knowing of exactly of what was fixing to occur in their lives, and not knowing that they probably never would have to do D-ranks missions anyway to the three of them this was a deal of a lifetime. It implied that Kakashi would make sure they were all on the same team or else he would have at the most three teams at one time not doing D-rank missions, thus meaning they weren't going to get done. Since this was the villages bread and butter he couldn't afford to let three teams of genin not do work.

They all shared a look with one another 'no brainer' Itacho then speaks, "I heard dad say something about a meeting between him and granny Tsunade and granny Kyu in the Hokage's vault."

Kakashi immediately shushin to the vault with one thing on his mind, 'what are they doing down there and why now?'