A/N: Hey I was trying to find a cover photo for this story and I couldn't really find any. So, anyone out there good at drawing and wanna make one for me? :)

And yes I know this fanfic is very stupid and OOC. Just deal with it, ok? 'K I write this mainly for fun ^,^

Chapter 4

Gender Bent World part 2

"WHAT?!" Clarisse yelled, "I'm a guy and I'm dating Percy flipping Jackson!?"

"Actually," Percy said sheepishly, "It's Peyton flipping Jackson"

Clarisse re-read the story again. The fact that someone knew about Camp Half-Blood and and wrote stories about them disturbed her. Also why would someone want the male version of her and the female version of Percy together? She had no freaking idea.

Frank looked highly uncomfortable. He didn't even want to imagine the types of stories about him and Hazel on the website.

"Ok, I want to read it." Frank said. Grover handed him the laptop and Frank began to read the second chapter.

A/N: Thanks for all the reviews guys! I hate Percabeth so I wanted Percy and Clarisse to be together since the Lighting Thief. They were obviously meant for each other!

"People hate Percy and I as a couple and to express their feelings they have to write fanfics about it. How lovely." Annabeth sneered. She was annoyed at these random fangirls.

So this chapter we will meet the gender bent campers of Camp Jupiter. Review and enjoy~

Harry stared at the diamond that just popped out of no where. He wished he could stop doing that. Why couldn't he be like his sister Nicki and raise people from the dead?

Harry walked around Camp Jupiter. He saw Richard feeding his two dogs. He was also talking to Jasmine. They were both Praetor and it was obvious to everyone they were in love.

"Gosh this really weird. Reading about everyone with different names." Frank commented.

"Just wait. It gets a million times better." Annabeth muttered sarcastically.

"Harry! Wait up!" Harry turned around to see Francine running after him. Francine was a daughter of Mars. She was Asian-Canadian. Even though Harry wouldn't say it out loud, she was a bit on the chubby side.

Frank blushed, "Gods, this is so embarrassing. Can we read something else?"

"No." Thalia muttered, "If I had to read about Chiron and I making out then you have to read this. Deal with it."

"WHAT? YOU AND CHIRON?" Clarisse yelled.

Thalia stood up and sighed, "Percy, can I go sleep in your bedroom? I don't know why, but I have a horrible headache."

"Ok, just go down the hall. It's the first door on the left."

Thalia thanked him and she went to his room to take a nap. Annabeth was sure she was traumatized after reading that story.

"Harry, I heard we were having a huge meeting today." Francine told him.

"Yeah, it has something to do with Olivia…again. " Harry sighed, "Last time it was her designer boots, her designer purse, and gods know what else."

"Do you wanna go get some ice cream before then?"

Clarisse pinched Frank's chubby cheeks. "Aww little Francine made a date! When is the wedding?"

"Annabeth and I will plan your wedding, Franky." Leo joked. "Grover can cook and Percy can do special effects. Ever wanted a waterfall at your wedding?"

Frank blushed even more. This storly was embarrassing him a lot. "Annabeth, you read it now."

"No, I've already read." Annabeth smirked at Percy who was trying hard not to look at anyone. "Percy hasn't read yet."

"Neither has Clarisse!" He protested.

"I just got here! Now get to reading, Peyton." Clarisse growled.

Irritated, Percy took the laptop from Frank. He began to read.

"No, I'm not hungry. Maybe next time Francine." Harry patted her on the head and went to the training grounds where he would train until the meeting started.

"Frank, your ass just got REJECTED!" Grover and Leo exclaimed.

"Why so I have a strange feeling Frank is gonna turn into a Barracuda?" Percy asked Clarisse.

She snorted, "Maybe it's the fact that his hand turned into a paw and his teeth look more like fangs."

Frank's face was red, his hand turned into a paw with tufts of brown hair clinging onto it, and his nose looked more like a snout. His teeth were sharp points now. Percy and Clarisse held Frank back as he was about to pounce on Leo and Grover. Annabeth, Leo, and Grover jumped off the couch and almost dashed for the kitchen.

"Dude, we were kidding. Chill." Leo tried to explain, but Frank growled at him.

"Ok, I'm going to get a huge knife from the kitchen. I don't want the Barracuda to rip my face off." Grover walked into the kitchen to find a knife. Frank tried to scramble out of Percy and Clarisse's grasp but to no avail.

"We should probably give him some thing to calm him down. Maybe some sleeping medicine will work." Annaneth suggested.

"No, no, no. I'm fine now." Frank's nose, teeth, and hands returned to normal. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Grover came out of the kitchen carrying a butcher knife. He pointed it at Frank and said, "I'm watching you, buddy."

Percy cleared his throat to disrupt the tense, awkward silence. It didn't help with the fact that Frank and Leo were glaring at each other. "Ok, I'm gonna keep reading."

Harry trained with his sword until a few other campers told him it was time for the meeting. He really didn't want to hear Olivia complain. When Harry made it to the Meeting Hall, Olivia was already talking. She was holding up a picture of a beautiful Hispanic girl. Her brown curly hair went down to her back, she had hazel eyes, and a pretty smile.

Who was she anyway?

"This bitch stole Mr. Huggy Buttons!" Olivia yelled, "She's from a Greek demigod camp called Camp Half-Blood. We are gonna march up there and take back what is mine… I mean ours."

Leo laughed. He had to admit that the author did a good job of making him sound hot. And stealing Octavian's bear? It was something he would totally do! Leo was glad he chose such a awesome story.

Harry tried hard not to burst out laughing. But he would definitely go to Camp Half-Blood so he could meet the mystery girl. Jasmine and Richard had to end the meeting early because Olivia was getting a bit crazy. Then again she already was crazy….

Francine and Harry walked outside. "Do you know the name of that girl that stole Olivia's bear?"

"Lena Vasquez. Why?"

Harry smiled, "No reason. I'm just curious…."

*( Camp Half Blood)*

"Andrew, I have a problem…."

Andrew looked down at Lena. She looked nervous. "What's wrong?"

Lena laughed nervously. "I stole some Roman demigod's teddy bear and now I think she's going to get a army of other Roman demigods to march up here to kill me."

Andrew shook his head. This summer was going to get really interesting.

"Woah, this story is really good. I wish the third chapter was up." Percy said.

"Yeah, but I want to see my character have a bigger role in the story." Grover grumbled.

There was a knock on the door. Leo opened up the door and saw Nico, Octavian, and Rachel. "Hey, what are you all doing here?" Leo asked.

"Thalia texted me and said we should come to Percy's house immediately. Is something wrong?" Rachel asked as she peaked inside.

Nico raised his eyebrows when he saw Grover pointing a knife at Frank. He walked inside and saw the computer screen. "Fanfiction? Do I even want to know?"

"Yes. Sit down and read with us!" Percy said. But his stomach began to rumble. "First, we need to get some food. Pizza anyone?"

*( Random Extra)*

A/N: This is to make up for my month of absence! This will take place later in the story ^.^ Enjoy~

"Ok, before we read this story let me look up what a lemon is." Percy said.

Octavian snorted, "You don't know what a lemon is?"

"A Lemon in Fanfiction." Percy growled. Octavian was really pissing him off. Percy opened up a new tab, went to google, and typed in what a lemon is in Fanfiction. "Ok, it's a-"

Percy stopped talking and tears rolled down his face. "Percy, what's wrong?!" Annabeth asked. Percy put his face in his hands.

"You remember that story we read about Chiron and Thalia being in love?"

Thalia shuddered at the story. "Yeah, what about it?"

"The summary said it was a lemon….. Oh my gods you and Chiron had sex! YOU HAD SEX WITH A HORSE!" Percy was wailing at this point.

Thalia fainted. Nico smirked, "One down. Who's next?"

A/N: Ok, well I'm watching Doomsday Preppers. Then I'm taking a nap. So review and let me know what you think :)

HOWEVER! What story should come next? A Percabeth vs. Perachel story, a continuation of Nico and Grover as detectives, a Truth or Dare show or something else? I'm waiting bit more for a Thalico and a Chaos story :)

Reviews~

Hermes' Little Girl: Haha Clarisse will probably be traumatized forever xD

conover7283: they have to read the effed stories so they will be forever traumatized lol. They will never be the same again

Megaranger66: i have it planned out when they'll come in. It'll be near the end of the story ^.^

PJOOF16: PeytonxClarence forever haha! More crack pairings are to come ^.^

LightUpTheMidnight: Reyna will come in next chapter, ok? I figured Octavian and Rachel would have been fun too ^,^

Jen008: Sorry for the late update! My bad :/

Thukefan101: I was gonna do that haha. Like the really really long author's notes and then the chapter is extremely short lol. Thuke would probably make everyone sad though :(

ICANHASCheezbrgr: Frank will turn into a whale if he reads a HazelxLeo story xD

Silver Moon Huntress: thanks so much for the info about the Chaos stories :D

Updated: 11/23/12