Chapter 3: Target Gaara

Author: Under VulcranDune's request, the next victim is Gaara! Oh and note: The Kawaii no Jutsu serves only Naruto. You saw when Sasuke tried to do it on Itachi and saw that it failed. Oh, and for future reviews, tell me what you guys want to happen to the victims ok?

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Naruto walked down the street, thinking about how much of a genius he is, inventing the Kawaii no Jutsu and all. 'Who shall fall prey to me now?' Naruto grinned maniacally. His eyes dropped on Gaara, who was currently staring off towards an unknown direction. 'What would I want from him? Oh yeah, I want to him to stop his goddamn attitude, no, to beat Sakura with his sand. Yes, that's it.'

"Hey, what's up Gaara my good friend!"

"You want something don't you?"

"Hai, how'd you guess?"

"I don't guess, I can tell by the way you are talking."

"Hai, so I was thinking…"

"You don't think, that's why you're so rash."

"Neh, can you torture Sakura-teme with your sand?"

"She is too weak for me to even bother considering to fight her."

"Not fight, torture."

"No."

"I thought I wouldn't have to resort to this, but you give me no choice. Kawaii no Jutsu!" Naruto turned chibi. "But I'll cry if you don't. Please Gaara-kun?"

Temari stared, waiting for his brother's reaction. To her surprise, Gaara heaved his shoulders and sighed. "Where is she?"

Temari blinked, but then realized exactly why his brother relented as her eyes fell on Naruto. "What a Kawaii little Naruto…" Then Temari picked him up and hugged him. Gaara's sand immediately shot up and grabbed Naruto away and headed towards Sakura.

Naruto sat happily on the sand in his chibi form as they walked up to Sakura. "Die you evil fangirl!" Naruto shouted happily. Sakura looked up to see chibi Naruto and went into an anime trance.

"What a Kawaii little Naruto…"

"Frontal Assault, Gaara Forward!" Gaara sighed as he walked up to Sakura and encased her into a coffin of sand.

"I guess you have to die now. Wait, don't get me wrong. I'm doing this because of Naruto. He came up with this new Jutsu, and I don't know how I fell for it. Now, die.."

Sakura would've died a very painful death, but because I'm nice I'll let her live so I can torture her more in the future chapters. Apparently, Lee and Gai was walking down the street and came to Sakura's rescue. Gaara shrugged and walked off, leaving Naruto there.

"Naruto, how could you hurt Sakura-chan?" Lee cried.

Luckily, Naruto was still in his chibi form. "Please, can you buy me ramen?"

Gai and Lee stared at the little chibi. "Naruto, I will do anything for you! You just name it and it shall be granted! Oh for the love of youth!"

"Congratulations Lee, you've become just like me."

"GAI-SENSEI!"

"LEE!"

"GAI-SENSEI!"

And the two hugged in front of a setting sun. How disturbing…

"Hello? What about ramen?"

"Hush Naruto, this is a special student and sensei moment!"

"I'll leave now…" And Naruto left to give the two Green Beasts of Konoha some space.

"Gaara-Kun! Can you treat me to ramen?"

"No, I've done enough favors already."

"Temari-chan?"

"Of course Naru-Chan!"

"Can Gaara-kun come too?"

"Of course, Naru-Chan!"

"Arigato!"

Temari, not able to resist Naruto's ingenious Jutsu granted his every wish. An unfortunate Gaara spent a lot of his money paying for Naruto's ramen. 'I should run next time I see Gaara.' Naruto thought. 'But for now, I'll just enjoy the ramen.'

END OF CHAPTER!

Author: I want reviews!