Scene opens in Joey and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is trying to teach Joey how to say hello in French.
Rachel: Bonjour!
Joey: Jinta! Melapee!
Rachel: No!
Joey: It sounds the same to me.
Rachel: Joey, say bonjour, or you won't get any tonight!
Joey(Urgently): Bonjour!
Rachel: Say it again.
Joey: Bonjour, Rachel!
Rachel: Pheebs needs to hear!
Rachel pulls out her cellphone and calls Pheobe, and gives it to Joey.
Joey(Over the phone): Bonjour, Pheebs!
Phoebe(over the phone): Joey! Is that you?
Joey: Yeah it is!
Phoebe: Oh, great news, Mike and I'll move there June 1st!
Joey: That's 15 days until the wedding!
Phoebe: Wedding! Oh my gosh! You two are getting married!
Joey: Toot ala smore!
Theme song plays.
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your jobs a joke,your broke
Your love life's DOA
It's like your always stuck in second gear
Well, it hasn't been your day,your week, your month, or even your year
But, I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before
I'll be there for you
'Cause your there for me too!
Friends season 11, starring JENNIFER ANISTON, COURTNEY COX ARQUETTE, LISA KUDROW, MATT LE BLANC, DAVID SHWIMMER, MATTHEW PERRY, Drea De Matteo, PAULO COSTANZO,PAUL RUDD
Scene opens in the apartment, Gina,Michael,Rachel, and Joey are on the couches.
Rachel: Au revoir!
Joey: Bla dedar!
Gina(laughing): That's not French!
Michael: I don't think it's physically possible to teach Joey!
Joey: Melapie! Guntean!Flapie!Poopie!Au revoir!
Rachel: Joey got it! The last one was right!
Joey: Pheebs and Mike will say au revoir to New York and bonjour to Paris!
Rachel: Pheebs and Mike are coming!?
Joey: Yeah, she told me over the phone, and I listened. More than just a hat-rack, Rach.
Rachel: What?
Gina: His head is more than just a place to put hats!
Rachel: I know, but why would he say that?
Michael: Have you met him before?
Joey: Toot de foop! Mian an bane!
Rachel: Point made.
Gina: Maybe he is just a hat-rack.
Joey: And I was the one who got knocked up at 16?
Michael: 16? She said it was 21!
Gina: Well, I did some stupid things then.
Joey: Like breast-feeding him until he was 7!
Michael: But she told me-
Gina: I'm good at lying!
Michael: Son of a bitch!
Gina: Joey, look at him. My little boy is growing up more and more every day.
Joey: That started after he turned 7.
Gina (very angrily): Oh what do you know?
Joey: I know enough to have a serious relationship!
Rachel: That's true.
Emma starts crying from her room.
Joey(Angrily):This is not over, Gina! Au revoir!
Credits and Michael are in the living room.
Michael: I can't believe you breast-fed me until I was seven.
Gina: I can't believe you came outta me!
Michael: Me neither.
Gina: Your smarter than all the Tribbiani's combined, you would easily give up food or a chance for sex.
Joey walks in after hearing this, with an angry expression.
Joey: You would give up food or a chance for sex! Michael, the Tribbiani rule of rules is you always take the chance for sex if you have it.
Rachel(from the bedroom): Joey, I'm in the dress!
Joey: I am gonna get laid!
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