Chapter 4: Bye Bye Kakarot

Her eyes fluttered open some 3 hours later, feeling rejuvenated from her and Kakarot's little exercise.

She then peered down at the sleeping Saiyan, even though he was supposed to be Goku's evil side, the Saiyan still had his gentle expression while snoring softly. He looked so adorable to her at that moment, looking as innocent at a child but she knew that the words innocence wasn't even in his vocabulary.

Eighteen slowly took the Saiyan's arm off of her, thankful that he wasn't lying on top of her to prevent her from getting off the bed. Looking around the room, she soon saw the wedding gown and the blue string bikini she had worn on the beach of Kame's House just the day ago making her face burned with shame thinking what had happened since. Not bothering to pick up the discarded bikini, she walked over towards the dresser and began digging for some clothes and pulled out a T-shirt and some blue jeans and quietly snuck out of the room not before closing the door behind her.

As she was rushing downstairs with her cloth on her arms, she suddenly felt a sharp pain surging through her body from between her legs making her drop onto the floor with a painful yelp. The intense mating session she and the Saiyan had was unbelievably draining to say the least and all of the sudden Eighteen began to realize just how much she smelt like hot sex. Taking a closer look at herself now that she was able to compose herself, she could also make out the bite mark her lover has left on her neck. For some reason it felt as if there were residuals of ki left on the mark and even now hours after the act Eighteen could feel a strange burning coming from the love wound.

"And just where do you think you're going?" a voice suddenly rang from behind causing the startled woman to leap up from the floor and when she looked, she saw that it was Kakarot who was now fully clothed.

"Listen you got what you want, now let me go so can see my Krillin!" Eighteen demanded as he began walking down the stairs and was soon in the living room where she stood.

"Alright, if you really want to see that little rat so badly then you can, but first I'm starving, mind making me some breakfast?" Kakarot asked and received a cold look from the blonde ex-cyborg woman.

"Fine, I'll cook you some stinking breakfast!" she snarled as she brushed past him and headed into the kitchen.

"She has so much fire inside of her, if only she had been born Saiyan." he murmured to himself with a smile on his face.


Three figures zipped across the sky as they were closing in on a certain Saiyan's ki signature. The tallest of the trio looked over towards his best friend to asked, "Krillin, are you prepared to face the evil version of me?" The little-monk warrior behind him nodded yes, willing to go through anything just to save his love Eighteen all the while Vegeta rolled his eyes at the two as they sped up their motions.


Eighteen watched in disgust now fully clothed as the Saiyan gobble up all of the food she had cooked for him. The blonde beauty had been slaving over the stove for hours, fixing Kakarot 40 pancakes, 40 eggs and 40 sausages which were disappearing at an alarming rate.

Kakarot had soon finished and let out a belch as he was now full, "I must say you are one hell of a cook!" he praised his woman as he laid back against the chair while rubbing his big belly.

"Alright, I've cooked your DAMN breakfast! So could I go now?" she asked but the Saiyan merely turned towards her and flashed her an amused smile.

"My dear Eighteen, if you weren't so busy griping then you would've known that as we speak, Krillin along with Prince Vegeta and that weakling Goku are heading this way!" the Saiyan exclaimed as Eighteen's eyes widened a little.

"Really, Krillin is on his way here?" she asked eagerly and Kakarot stood up from the chair and turned towards her.

"Of course he's coming...well coming to die that is!" Kakarot shook with laughter as he saw the ex-android's facial expression.

"B-but you can't! I gave you sex didn't I and you said you would let me go back to Krillin!" she snarled.

"Listen Eighteen, what I wanted wasn't just some good time with you. You are mine now whether you like it or not which I think you do." said Kakarot looking intensely at her forcing Eighteen to shy away with a blush on her face and the Saiyan lets out a fulfilling chuckle. "But if we're going to be together, I've got to rid you of old memories and which is exactly what I'm going to do!" the spikey haired Saiyan continued as he walked out of the kitchen and headed towards the door. Kakarot opened it and with a wave of his hand, the barrier around the house had disappeared and he walked outside but before he made another step, he put it up again, trapping Eighteen inside.

"Hey, what's the big idea!" she yelled as she began to pound her fists against the force field.

"Sorry babe, but I don't want you interfering with what I am going to do to your weakling of a boyfriend so just stay put because this will be over in a few seconds! " he blew a kiss at her and placed two fingers on his forehead, "Instant Transimssion!" he yelled and blurred away.

"Dammit, I have to get out of here!," she told herself as she extended both her arm and fired a huge blast toward the barrier but no dent appeared on the barrier what so ever.

"Hmph...I guess he was right, I have grown weak but no worry, I can get out of here if I just try harder!," Eighteen a scream and fired once again.


The three Z-warriors continued flying towards Kakarot ki signature but then stopped as someone, someone familiar appeared right before their very eyes and when he turned around he had a mischievous look on his face.

"Well well…if it isn't the Z-dorks come looking to get their faces pounded into the ground!" the evil Saiyan said with deadly intents.

"Argh! Where's Eighteen at you creep?" Krillen snarled and at that instant, Kakarot began to burst into a hysterical fit of laughter. "Oh Krillen I've got to tell you, that Eighteen...is a total animal in bed! I mean you should have seen the way she rode me like a gallop!" That was the last straw as Krillin flared up with energy around him and zoomed towards the evil Saiyan and began a barrage of punches and kicks on him but Kakarot dodged them all with ease.

Krillen threw yet another punch but this time Kakarot caught it and rammed his knee into Krillin's gut all the while wearing a sadistic smile on his face. Krillen doubled over as immense pain began to cascade through his body as he started coughing up blood.

"You're so pathetic, no wonder she chose me over YOU!" with those words Kakarot kicked Krillin in the face and sent him crashing towards the ground digging a long trench with his own face.

"Well let's see you do that to me!" Vegeta said as he surged towards the low-class Saiyan and began throwing punches at him as well which Kakarot once again evaded all his attacks with ease but then out of nowhere Goku appeared high above them with his hands clasped together and brought them down hard on the Saiyan's back causing Kakarot to cry out sharply as he was sent rocketing downwards into the ground.

"Urgh Kaka…I mean Goku, I had him! Why did you interfere?" Vegeta growled.

"Hey Vegeta, do you know that's the second time you've called me Goku today?," the tall Saiyan inquired playfully.

"Hmph, well don't get used to it because as soon as we get him back into you then you'll be Kakarot once again!" Vegeta retorted as the two stood side by side when all of the sudden a black shadow jetted back into the sky and was soon at the same level as them.

"Nice shot Goku, but now it's my turn!," Kakarot growled as a golden fire extended around him, finally flushing out the color as it had turned into a brilliant white-gold with power filled with power. Goku and Vegeta then quickly flared up to Super Saiyan so they could stand a chance against the evil version of Goku.

Krillin began groaning in pain as he was coming back to life, his body aching from taking such a hard hit. When he opened his eyes he saw someone peering down at him and after blinking three times and clearing his vision he realized who was watching him. "Eighteen!" he murmured as a tear of joy slid out the corner of his eye.

"Shhh...relax Krillin, I'll take it from here!" Eighteen said as she took the machine from his hands and rocketed towards where the fight was at.

"FINAL FLASH!" Vegeta roared as he thrusted his cupped palms forward and the energy blast hit Kakarot squarely on the chest. Vegeta began to smirk with cold satisfaction, almost happy that he had finally defeated Kakarot but as the smoke was lifting, the Prince of all Saiyans could make out an outline of someone and before he knew what had hit him, a blue-white ki blast caught the Saiyan prince by surprise sending him crashing down onto the ground.

"Hmph...now that leaves just you and me huh?," Kakarot said as he and Goku begin to circle each other but stopped. "I hope you know that victory for you is futile, because I am far stronger than you!" Kakarot exclaimed as he charged up his Super Saiyan aura, his hair began getting longer and longer gradually reaching his waist. The evil Saiyan began cackling like a mad man, pleased that the strength of his ki alone was strong enough to push Goku backwards. "That's right Goku, be afraid. Witness this new form I had achieved which even you couldn't reach!"

"You know you talk too much!" Goku stated and earn himself a snarl from his evil side who has now finished powering up. Before he could launch at his friendly half, however; he heard a shout from behind him and once he turned, his eyes widened in shock and although he absolutely refused to admit it, a bit of horror as he found himself standing before Eighteen with the remote aimed at him.

"Goodbye Kakarot!" Eighteen shouted as she pressed the blue button on the machine and all of a sudden both Kakarot and Goku's bodies became a silhouette of yellow energy.

"Ughhh...Eighteen...I...I love you!" the Saiyan stammered out his last words as he and Goku fused into one being once again and when the light disappeared, only one of them stood there.

"Hm...Goku, is that you?" Eighteen wondered as she floated over towards the Saiyan who had his back turned against her. Part of her wondered if the Saiyan would turn around and began laughing like a mad man but when she placed her hand on his shoulder, he quickly turned and that's when she realized that it was really Goku as he began flashing her that famous goofy Goku smile of his making her arching an eyebrow at him.

"Um...Eighteen...if he did anything to you, I'm real sorry!" Goku apologized softly to her as his eyes drifted towards the bit mark on her neck and she quickly adjusted her T-shirt so as to cover the love mark. Looking at the man before her, Eighteen began studying Goku reaction as if trying to see if the Saiyan had picked something up from the mark and judging from the way the Saiyan's face turned red she could only assume he knew what had happened.

"You have nothing to apologize for Son Goku, you and Kakarot were completely different people...so it wasn't your fault!" she quickly assured him despite his worried looks. "Besides nothing had really happened, isn't that right Goku?" questioned Eighteen staring dead into the tall Saiyan's eyes to which Goku nodded hesitantly.

"Right." assured the Saiyan warrior.

"Well, let's go get the other two; they can't rot on the ground all day!" Eighteen said sarcastically and she went to go get Krillen while Goku went to get Vegeta.

-The End?


Author's note: Thanks for the wait. Feel free to tell me where everyone want this story to go towards.