Hello, and welcome back to another chapter of, "Unlimited Harem Works"! For some reason, I put off writing my PJO and AT fics, just to write this.

Disclaimer: I don't own Fate/Stay Night. That franchise is owned by Type-Moon.

Enjoy!


Chapter Four: Enter Ayaka Sajyou


BAM!

Shirou landed onto the ground with a thud, his things scattered due to the impact. He rubbed his head. The impact hurt more than he thought it would. Guess it's back to the dojo for him. Ignoring the thoughts rushing through his mind, he looked over to the person he had collided with.

She was average-looking, with average dark brown hair that reached her shoulders, and average dark blue eyes. Her waist was average, and her bust was average. Everything about her screamed average. She replaced her glasses back on her head, looking back at our hero.

Both of them felt... a pull towards each other, like Shirou's relationship with Archer. They were connected, whether they liked it or not. Shirou sat up, and started gathering his and her things, the girl with the glasses helping him out. Luckily for Shirou (And his four- no, five woman harem), there wasn't the cliche "Hand-Touch" that usually happens when two students help each other pick stuff up. Standing up, Shirou offered his hand to the girl, the lady obliging.

"Sorry. I didn't see you there," said Shirou. He looked around a little, making sure that his "Girl-Friends" didn't see him talk to her. They would've mobbed the brunette for sure.

"N-No, it was all my fault," stammered the woman. She was... insecure, at best, so she was trying her hardest to get through the situation with her dignity intact. "Anyway, I-I'm Ayaka Sajyou*. How about you?"

"Shirou Emiya. You go to school here?"

"Yeah, I'm 3-F."

"So we're the same year! That's nice." Before they knew it, the awkwardness dissipated, and they were talking to each other like old friends. It turns out that they're pretty similar. Plus, they're both magi! How the conversation got to that point is unknown, even to the author. He smiled at her, and she smiled at him. Then Ayaka went stiff.

"Um, Ayaka, are you okay?" asked Shirou out of concern. Ayaka didn't respond. She reached into her pocked and produced three black feathers. This perplexed Shirou, but not for long. She threw them into a nearby tree, causing something to fall with a thud. Before she could advance, Shirou asked, "A hostile magus?"

After recieving a nod, Shirou projected Kanshou and Bakuya. Once they were ready, they confronted... Sakura and Rin. Shirou face-palmed. 'When will they stop stalking me?'


Rin's heartbeat accelerated, intimidated by the hard challenge ahead. They were going to do... something still unknown to you readers, and Rin's love life was on the line. She stared her rival and opponent down, giving her the glare of a lifetime. Luvia glared back. If looks could kill, they would both be dead twice over.*

"You ready? Or do you want to give up?" mocked Luvia in a superior tone. She then put her hand out in front of her.

Rin asked, "Wait, what will you gain from this? It's not like you like him!" Silence filled the air. Rin was shocked. Didn't they just meet a few days ago? How could she like her Emiya? "But how-"

"It's called 'love at first sight', Rinny. Anyway, let's get to the main act," said Luvia, nearly losing her cool. Having no other choice, Rin put out her right hand. It was a Sudden Death match, so it was only one round. Only one chance.

"Three!" yelled the raven-haired magus.

"Two!" exclaimed the blonde woman.

Then the two cried, "ONE!" A cloud of dust formed around the two, effectively removing their vision. Rin hoped, maybe even prayed, that she would win. When the dust cleared, it was obvious who had won. Rin...

...lost.

The magus in red's right hand had all five of her fingers sticking out, symbolizing Gilgamesh and his Gate of Babylon. Luvia, on the other hand, had her hand clenched into a fist, symbolizing Shirou and his Reality Marble. In this rock-paper-scissors-like event*, Luvia had prevailed. Rin's knees buckled, shocked at her defeat. Luvia now had the right to ask Shirou out, and Rin couldn't make a move on the boy for a whole week.


"Um, what did you say?" asked Shirou. Luvia had just asked him a ludicrous question. "I don't think I heard that correctly."

"I said, 'Could you please accompany me to the city?'. I ran out of English tea, and I've heard from... Rin that the best English tea in the city could be found in Shinto," said Luvia, knowing that the man she felt infatuated with would definitely go with her, thanks to her feminine charms. All men are merely pawns at her disposal, due to her womanly charisma.

"Can't." This broke- no, shattered Luvia's mask. She was shocked so much that she gripped Shirou's shoulders. Hard. Shirou winced in pain. The sight of Shirou in pain seemed to calm her down, for some reason.

"Why not?"

"Well, you threatened my friends, I just met you, and I already have somewhere to go. Can you please just take Rin?" asked Shirou, removing her hands off of his shoulder, and walking away. Well, tried to walk away would be more accurate.

Luviagelita, a woman known for her calm and composed attitude, jumped on top of Shirou and had him in a very effective headlock in a split second. Shirou would've gasped, but that would've meant his death. They were in an empty alley. No one was around to save him. This would be his demise, death by asphyxiation in a woman's bosom.

"Where do you have to go?" asked the "Forklift Lady", her arms tightening around Shirou's neck, her chest making sure that no air managed to reach the ginger's lips.

"Gh- Someone - gah - asked me - cough - to... go out... with... her..." Shirou would've lost consciousness if Luvia hadn't decided to let go. Shirou stumbled, massaging his sore throat and trying to get oxygen into his system.

"...Sorry, I lost control over my emotions. I'll... take my leave." Luvia retreated. Shirou would've followed, had he not just been suffocated by that woman. Luvia, the enigma Shirou might never understand.


Footnotes:

Ayaka Sajyou: She's pretty much a female Shirou. She was going to be the protagonist, with a male Saber, but they changed her and some other stuff, because Type-Moon's target audience then was the male population. Check the wiki if you want to know more about her.

...Both be dead twice over: Reference to Majoi Neko Overrun!, where one of the tsundere characters says "Just Die Twice Already!" all the time.

Rock-Paper-Scissors-like event: It's RPS, Fate/Stay Night style! Shirou beats Gilgamesh; Gilgamesh beats the Other Servants; the Other Servants beat Shirou

Luviagelita Edelfelt: She is NOT my OC. Just making it clear. Check the wiki if you want to know more about Luvia.


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