*Santana Lopez: Is definitely not signing up for Glee club next year.
*Dave "The Fury" Karofsky likes this.
Brittany "Ducky" Peirce: But San, then how will we sing a duet?
Santana Lopez: Forget the duet it obviously doesn't mean anything.
Quinn Fabray: I think you should calm down.
Santana Lopez: STFU Preggo.
Kurt Hummel: She's only trying to help Santana.
Quinn Fabray: Thanks Kurt, but I don't think she's in the grateful mood.
Santana Lopez: Damn right I'm not, I mean, WTF. How can I be in the same room with him anymore?
Sam "Toruk Makto" Evans: Santana's right, what Artie did today was terrible.
Kurt Hummel: I think we all agree with that Sam, but what I don't agree with is losing a valuable member of the Glee club to a stupid argument.
Rachel Berry: As honorary member of the Glee club I have to agree with Kurt, I hate to have to say this, but Santana is a vitally important piece of the clubs puzzle, she's the critical and down to earth eye we need when controlling the quality of the performance.
Quinn Fabray: What did I say about ranting Ru Paul?
Kurt Hummel: No, she has a point.
Rachel Berry: =P
Quinn Fabray: Ugh.
Quinn Fabray: Anyway, I guess what we're trying to say is, please don't leave. We need you.
*Online Chat (32)
Santana Lopez: Did you really mean what you said?
Kurt Hummel: That it was a stupid argument, yeah.
Santana Lopez: No, about, me.
Being valuable.
…..
Okay, Kurt, stop writing so much you're making me nervous.
Kurt Hummel: Santana Lopez…nervous? =P
Santana Lopez: Whatever.
What were you writing that took you so long?
Kurt Hummel: I was just making a list of how valuable you are, but I guess im scratching "patient" off of it.
Santana Lopez: Ha fricking ha.
Kurt?
Kurt Hummel: Santana?
Santana Lopez: How do you do it?
Kurt Hummel: Err. I'm not implying you're stupid but, obviously when it's two men…
Santana Lopez: Okay!
I wasn't talking about that.
I meant coming out.
Kurt Hummel: I don't really know.
You just, tell people.
Why?
Santana Lopez: You just tell people?
Kurt Hummel: Yeah.
Why?
Santana?
Are you okay?
Santana Lopez: I'm gay.
Kurt.
Elizabeth!
Kurt Hummel: Sorry, just, didn't see that one coming.
Santana Lopez: That's what she said =P
Kurt Hummel: Very mature of you.
Santana Lopez: Why thank you.
Kurt Hummel: So it's not just a stupid argument then?
Santana Lopez: What do you mean?
Kurt, you're writing loads again.
Come on!
Kurt Hummel: You're not fighting with Artie for Brittany's company as a friend. You're fighting for her love.
Santana Lopez: Well done.
Kurt Hummel: You know, I admire you.
Santana Lopez: What?
Kurt Hummel: You.
I can't say I wouldn't have guessed, but still.
If it were me, Brittany would have already been tearfully serenaded like Tony sang to Maria in West Side Story and just like that I would have tried to sweep her off her feet.
But not you.
Not so much of a declaration to anyone.
I assume she knows though…?
Santana Lopez: Of course, you think I've been a bitch because Dave and I broke up? Well, I haven't.
Truth is, I got together with him to hide my feelings about Brittany.
Kurt Hummel: But I thought it was because he's gay!
Santana Lopez: That too.
Kurt Hummel: Oh.
Wow.
I feel so out of the queer loop it's unreal.
And the fact that I'm talking to Santana Lopez right now with polite responses is…other worldly.
Santana Lopez: Gee. Thanks.
Listen.
I trust you Kurt.
Not just because you're a trustworthy guy but...
Because I trust you to guide me through this.
I know you had trouble but, I feel, maybe, that we could watch each other's backs or something.
You know?
Kurt?
Kurt Hummel: This whole thing has really changed you, hasn't it?
Santana Lopez: I guess.
Kurt Hummel: Santana.
You know, even after you've been a royal bitch to everyone, what Artie did, now I understand the reason, is ten times worse. I can't believe he managed to treat both you and Brittany like that, playing you off against one another just to get Britt back.
Listen.
I've got your back. Since you helped me back into McKinley, I guess I owe you one. But I'm doing this because I'm your FRIEND not because I'm indebted to you. Okay?
Santana Lopez: Friend? Can't we just be acquaintances for now?
I haven't had any other friends than Brittany, and I fell in love with her.
So I'm kinda feeling a bit vulnerable in the friend department.
Kurt Hummel: Acquaintances it is then.
Coffee Thursday?
Santana Lopez: Sure, only, nowhere people go.
Kurt Hummel: I suppose our "acquaintanceship" is going to be a secret for a while, huh?
Santana Lopez: Do you mind?
Kurt Hummel: Of course not.
I always wanted to play the first gay James Bond =].
Santana Lopez: LMFAO.
That makes me the first lesbian Bond girl.
Kurt Hummel: Indeed it does.