Disclaimer : I dont own GSD.. just borrwed a few story elements..
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-Seed Customer Service Line-
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Athrun : At.. (fells over chair.. Shinn passed by stomping like mad kicking his chair off)
Cagalli : (sees Athrun fall) WATCH IT!! (runs to Athrun and helps him up)
Athrun : thanks (pecks Cagalli on the cheek and goes back to seat)
Customer : hellloooooooooooooowww?
Athrun : i'm sorry about that, my name is Athrun of customer service
Customer : (squeels)
Athrun : (moves headset away from his ear, )
Customer : ATTHY POO!
Athrun : i'm sorry? (putting back headset)
Customer : Atthy poo its me! Lin Lin!
Athrun : (froze up with mouth wide open) Lin Lin??
Customer : baby I miss you so much!
Athrun : (turns his head stiffly to the blond beside him, her eyes were twitching with a stare who-da-fuck-is-that)
Customer : Atthy poo have you forgotten about me? About our night together?
Athrun : ...
Customer : Atthy poo?
Athrun : ...
Customer : Atthy..?
Athrun : ...
Athrun was speechless cause Cagalli pummeled him and tied him to his chair with his headset cord
Dearka : This is Dearka of Customer Service desk. How may I be of Service? (glances at his mirror in beside his monitor)
Customer : hi darling, got a simple question for you,
Dearka : (fixes his shirt hearing the female voice) yes ma'lady?
Customer : Why is Dearka Elsman so hot?
Dearka : (his eyes widened on the question. He brushed his hands up his hair smugly ) its in my genes
Customer : I see..
Dearka : why do you ask? Would you like to meet 'him' personally?
Customer : not really, that will do for now. Thanks (smooch sound)
Dearka : your welcome lo-- WHAM!!
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Mirialia walked out of the production floor with only one shoe.
--RING! RING!
--RING! RING!
--BLAG!
Auel fell from his comfy chair with the sudden bump. He was awaken from his peaceful rest by...
Auel : DAMN YOU SHINN!!
Sting : uhhh.. Auel.. your phone is already on live
Auel : oh shit
Auel : Auel , you need my help?
Customer : not a help actually, I just need you opinion
Auel : (yawns) oonn.. what? (slouched on seat)
Customer : why do you think Auel Neider is a campus crush?
Auel : (blushed and shook his head, not believing what he had just heard) Auel...Neider..?
Customer : yep
Auel : (mutes caller) Sting Sting! This chick says am a Campus crush
Sting : (glares at him) yeah, a campus filled with gays lusting over your chest.
Auel : hmph..your just jealous
Sting : am not! Just go back to your caller
Auel :(clears throat) Its most probably because of his beautiful sky blue hair that matches with his cute blue eyes
Customer : hmmm.. (jots down)
Auel : If you like baby, I can arrange a meeting for you with him (he turned his head to see Sting's face, Sting sneered at him pissed)
Customer : that would be great!
Auel : when and where would you like to set it? Uhuh..ok..alright.. (types info on notepad)
Customer : thank you so much!
Auel : no problem baby, call me again (call ends)
Sting : (stares at him)
Auel : what?
Sting : your...such...a...cheater...
Yzak saw Shinn walk off from his pod, he went to Shinn's pod to post a reprimand, he then saw the phone still ringing
Yzak : that jerk...
Yzak : (picks up Shinn's headset) Yes.?
Customer : Hi!
Yzak : ..
Customer : oh.. pardon me, I'd like to ask you one question
Yzak : go ahead...
Customer : I've been hearing news that the hottest stud in town is Yzak Joule. Can you tell me the reason behind it?
Yzak : (raises an eyebrow, amused by what he heard. "Athrun Zala..your off the picture!!HAHAHAH!") why do you need to know? (smirks)
Customer : I'm writing a journal about him. And I'd like to hear men's opinion about it
Yzak : (rubs chin) His desire to beat Athrun Zala always kept him motivated to improve himself.
Customer : (jots down) Athrun ..Zala.. That guy is always in the picture.. What do you think is his role in Yzak's life?
Yzak : a pestilence...
Customer : really? Others predict that they have something "more" than rivalry
Yzak : ...hatred?
Customer : nope
Yzak : ...wrath..?
Customer : nope!
Yzak : what will that be??
Customer : love!
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Customer : hello?
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Customer : hello ?
Athrun : A-Athrun of Customer Service.. (at last.. he manage to detach himself from his chair. His headset though was obliterated. He set his phone to speaker mode)
Customer : Athrun right? (he twitched upon hearing a female voice. The trauma is still with him)
Athrun : y-yes..
Customer : alright Athrun.. one quick wiz
Athrun : y-yes ma-am?
Customer : Why is Athrun Zala so damn hot?
Athrun : (stiffened as he felt a glare from afar)
Customer : I've been dreaming about meeting with him one day...
Athrun : uh..
Customer : yes..?
Athrun : g-goodbye world..
Customer : huh?? hellow? (BANG BANG! TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT--)
Customer : oh well..to my last specimen
Kira: what was that? (stood up to check)
--RING!
Lacus : i'll go check, just take it easy on your call, ok?
Kira : Customer Service Desk, this is Kira
Customer : Hi there!
Kira : hi!
Customer : I wonder why all people that I encounter here are of the same name as my subjects...
Kira : sorry.?
Customer : oh nothing! I got a question
Kira : yes? go on
Customer : I just would like to ask why Kira Yamato is so... soo.. cute!
Kira : (Kira gasped and started to blush) come again..?
Customer : Why is Kira Yamato soo cute?
Kira : uhh... well.. you really think so..?
Customer : yip!
Kira : let me think..
Customer : ok!
Kira : I'll place you on hold for a moment, will that be fine?
Customer : sure thing
Kira takes in a deep breath and takes in a sip from his coffee. He closed his eyes massaging his eyelids with the other hand. He then felt his chair turning around. As he opened his eyes, it was Shinn with an evil smile painted on his face.
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-- STELLAR'S NOTES--
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Dear Diary,
I was completely shocked when I went to work this morning. You wont believe what Stellar saw in the office. 2 thrashed desks and 3 peculiar scenes
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--My brother kissing my brother
Maybe this is Meyrin said about brotherly love.. So sweet
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-- a bluenette grappled by headset chords dragged by a blond outside the office... Not to mention he's completely bruised
I bet that was Athrun covered with wires.. I kind of recognized his Faith pin, somehow twisted already. Stellar was confused on why his face was all in X's
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--and a brunette hung upside down from our ceiling...
i wonder how he got there though.. I saw Shinn below him though. Did Shinn Made him fly?
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Sorry for the inconvenience in late call answering. But we assure you that all your questions will be answered. Kindly stay on the line as the next available representative assists you. :D