A/N: No one reviewed me, that's sad, but I'm not giving up! Believe it!

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Wednesday: Mission Torment the Closet Pervert Ebisu!

Kurayami yawned as she wandered over to her window when someone knocked. Glancing at her clock told her that it was shortly after seven in the morning. The person at her window could be only one person.

She opened the blinds and unlocked the window before turning away and walking back over to her bed. Neko, bright and awake, opened the window and slid into the room with a smile on her face.

"Good morning Kurayami!" Neko declared, giving Kurayami a thumbs up as the Jounin sank onto the foot of her bed.

"What's so good about it?" Kurayami asked, staring at Neko through half closed eyes.

"What do you mean?" Neko asked, letting her hand drop to her side. "What couldn't possibly make this morning good? Unless…" She leaned forward to examine Kurayami's face. "Didn't you sleep last night?"

Kurayami's mouth twitched almost as if she wanted to smile but didn't have the energy to. "Sure. I slept a little last night, but one can hardly sleep when there's a horny shinobi down the hall."

"What?"

"Kakashi wouldn't stop trying to get in here all night or ever since he came back from the hot springs," Kurayami explained, running a hand through her disheveled hair. "I had to lock myself up in here and hold down the fort…Put up so many tags and traps that my room doesn't quite feel like a room any more, but like a war zone."

Neko looked around the room and noticed the different tags and wires that were around the door and the window. "How did you know that it was me?"

"Kakashi passed out awhile ago. If you looked outside my door you would probably see him lying on the floor, catching up on his own Z's." She closed her eyes. "But I wouldn't open the door anyway because he might just be laying in wait, thinking that he can catch me by surprise."

"You can't hide from him forever," Neko pointed out, crossing her arms. "You're going to have to come out of your room sometime…like today."

Kurayami nodded, bobbing her head up and down. "I know. We still have to torture the one pervert that we forgot to torture yesterday…Ebisu, the Closet Perv as Naruto calls him, needs to be punished for his disreputable behavior…"

Kurayami fell silent after that and Neko was sure that the cat kunoichi had fallen asleep. She allowed the other kunoichi to remain asleep while she picked up a pillow and examined one of the charts that lay scattered on the floor and bed. She couldn't make sense of them and knew that she probably never would. Neko sighed and slammed the pillow against Kurayami's head, making the older kunoichi wake up with an alarmed cry.

"Shh!" Neko hissed, tossing the pillow aside. "Do you want Kakashi to come barreling in here thinking that something evil has happened to you?"
Kurayami shook her head and stood up. "Give me that tube over there," she commanded, pointing at a tube hiding under a couple of scrolls.

Neko quickly fetched the tube and handed to Kurayami. Kurayami popped the tube open and dumped something out of it onto her palm before closing the tube up once more. She stuck the object in her palm in her mouth and chewed, tossing the tube onto her bed.

"What was that?" Neko asked.

"Food pill," Kurayami announced, walking over to her closet. "I needed energy and now I've got it."

"You do realize that you could get depression from using them, don't you?" Neko asked, gesturing at the food pill container.

"Not me. I'm all depressed out and I enjoy life too much to give into such a weird side effect." Kurayami assured her, pulling out a pair of black pants and a spaghetti strap shirt. "Now turn around so I can get dressed."

Just as soon as Neko turned her back on her, Kurayami was done and pulling her sandals on her feet as she sat on the bed.

"So, I was thinking that we could get Naruto and Konohamaru to help us get the Closet Perv where we need him," Kurayami said, smiling at Neko. "Then we can take it from there and if they want, maybe we can let them watch what we do to the elite Jounin."

"Konohamaru is a brat," Neko pointed out. "And an Academy student. He shouldn't even know about these kinds of things, but since Naruto is with him, things have gotten out of hand." She shook her head. "I don't think we should let them stick around to see what we do to the man because they're young. And I really have something against that man, so things could get dirty."

Kurayami smiled and leaned forward. "What did our dear Ebisu do to you that makes you so evil at the mere thought of him?" she inquired, seeking knowledge.

"He looked at me the wrong way," Neko told her. "That's all you need to know and that's all you're ever going to know."

Kurayami shrugged. "Suit yourself, but we're getting the boys to get Ebisu to the first place. Something about taking his glasses when he least expects it."

"Fine. Let's just get this over with."

Kurayami followed her over to the window just as her door burst open. Kurayami glanced over her shoulder and watched Kakashi smash one of her tags with his foot, making it issue smoke as it was rendered useless. He looked confused for a moment as he took in Kurayami's and Neko's poses and then shook that off.

"Kurayami, where are you going?" he demanded. "You're grounded, remember?"

"Uh…uh…" Kurayami said, wracking her brain for anything that would help her out of this situation before he remembered yesterday.

"She's going out to see another man," Neko jumped in. "You see, he's been making eyes at her ever since she came back from her last real mission and she wants me to come along to help support her when she denies him the chance to get with her."

"Man? Eyeing Ami?" Kakashi asked, going back to his confused state.

"Yes. He's rather cute and a powerful ninja," Neko continued, pulling Kurayami through the window. "An elite Jounin in fact, much more talented than you, Kakashi-sensei."

"He's not!" Kurayami hissed in her ear.

"Shh!" Neko looked back at Kakashi. "She needs to let him down easy and she doesn't know if she can do that before he gets her to say yes and go out with him. That's why I'm tagging along to see if maybe I can help her stay away from him or tell her that maybe she deserves him more than she deserves you."

"Never!" Kakashi exclaimed, hurrying over to the window. "Kurayami and I are destined to be together."

Neko shrugged. "We'll see." She smirked evilly. "I'll try to draw pictures of what their children will look like if things work out for them. Then I'll compare them to the drawings I did of possible children for you two to see which pairing would create prettier children."

Kurayami forced herself not to gag at the thought of having children with Ebisu. Kakashi's eye narrowed.

"You wouldn't!"

"I would." Neko said, sticking her chin up defiantly. "Now, if you'll excuse us, we've got something to do. And you need to go to bed."

Neko grabbed Kurayami's arm and pulled her away in a cloud of smoke.

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Naruto and Konohamaru laughed as they tossed the glasses that Ebisu normally wore back and forth as they ran through the town. Naruto had managed to pin Ebisu down with his Harem Jutsu again while Konohamaru distracted the elite Jounin and then they had stolen the glasses and bolted while the Jounin lay in pieces with a bleeding nose. Right now, he was far behind them.

"Man, I can't believe they're finally letting us take part in a prank!" Naruto declared. "This is going to be so much fun! Believe it!"

"You're right boss," Konohamaru agreed. "And I thought that they didn't like me."

"What's not to like?"

"I don't know."

"You don't have to worry about them anyway," Naruto assured Konohamaru, jumping from one roof to the next. "They just act like they don't like you and they really do, if they make eye contact with you and ask you to do things for them. In fact, I think Neko has a major crush on me."

"I have what?" Neko asked when Naruto ran into her and bounced back.

"Oh you know, a crush," Naruto said, smiling. "Don't you Neko?"

Kurayami took the glasses from Konohamaru and patted his head. "Naruto that doesn't matter right now. We have work to do and I thank you for performing the Harem Jutsu so that Ebisu would be worked up a bit."

"Uh…You're welcome Ami," Naruto said. "But can't we have a part in this too? I mean, c'mon! It was my jutsu that told us that he's such a closet perv. Can't I have a part?"

"Naruto, you have no idea how to work a man like we do," Kurayami declared, crossing her legs as she sat down on a box next to Neko. "And we are not about to impart that knowledge upon you two so that it won't work when we decide to do it to you or you get a girlfriend, whichever comes first."

Naruto crossed his arms, but before he could say anything, someone shouted.

"NARUTO!!!!" Ebisu shouted, running towards them. "HONORABLE GRANDSON!!!"

Kurayami smiled. "Go now Naruto," she commanded in a whisper. "You'll get to have a part in one of the better pranks soon enough. Trust me."

"All right!" Naruto exclaimed before vanishing with Konohamaru in a puff of smoke.

Ebisu slid into the smoke cloud, caught off guard by it. When it cleared a bit, he saw his glasses and made to take them from what he thought was Naruto.

"I've got you now you insolent bra-!" Ebisu forgot the last part as the smoke cleared up enough to see Kurayami, holding the other arm of his glasses. Then he spotted Neko, watching him with an amused smile. "Ladies, I am sorry. I did not know it was you…I thought it was that brat Naruto."

"Oh, what's with the apologies Ebisu?" Kurayami asked, smiling as one of the straps of her spaghetti strap shirt slid down her shoulder. "You had no idea that the boy would put the glasses in my hand and then vanish in a puff of smoke. It could have happened to anyone."

Ebisu nodded. "Thank you for being so understanding, Ms. Houka."

He tried to take the glasses back from her, but Kurayami wouldn't let go. She smiled at his efforts to get it without breaking them and glanced at Neko. Neko nodded and slid off her jacket, revealing a tight fitting t-shirt with mesh around the neck and on the stomach. Ebisu's mouth twitched, but he quickly shook it off.

"Ebisu," Kurayami purred, rubbing her leg against his as she uncrossed and re-crossed her legs, attracting his attention. "Look me in the eyes."

"Madam, don't try to pull anything on me," Ebisu commanded, not quite meeting her gaze. "I know how you enjoy a good prank on everyone."

"Oh, I wouldn't do it to the greatest of ninjas," Kurayami assured him, trying to get him to focus on her.

"I'm a great ninja?" Ebisu asked, sounding unsure of himself.

"Oh, you're the greatest," Kurayami and Neko crooned in unison.

"Well, I do have some talent," Ebisu said. Score!! I've gotten the girl that Kakashi wanted…I must be an elite Jounin after all!

Kurayami smiled at his thoughts. "About you looking me in the eye…" she prompted.

"Oh, yes." Ebisu looked down into her eyes. "What am I supposed to be looking at in your luminous eyes?"

Kurayami sighed. "Well, I thought I had something in them, but if you can't see anything then there must be nothing there." She stood up, breaking eye contact with him and making him back away to put some appropriate distance between them. "Here are your glasses, Ebisu."

Ebisu took the glasses and looked confused for a moment. What had he been doing before she asked him to look in her eyes? Oh yes. Now he remembered.

"Would you and your friend want to get a bite to eat?" Ebisu offered, glancing at Neko.

"Sorry. We're heading towards the hot springs today…" Kurayami told him, nudging Neko with her foot to get the girl to stand up too. "I'm sorry to have bugged you Ebisu."

She bowed her head and led Neko away, ignoring Ebisu's assurances that he had not been bothered by their meeting. Neko leaned towards her as they walked.

"So when are we going to get him?" she asked quietly.

"What do you mean?" Kurayami glanced at her. "We already got him."

"We did?"

"Of course we did. Weren't you paying attention?"

"Um…I think I missed something."

Kurayami rolled her eyes and pulled the girl to a stop. "I made him look in my eyes," she explained. "Why would I let that creep look me in the eyes?"

"Because you were trying to creep me out?" Neko guessed.

"No because I was putting him under my genjutsu," Kurayami said, not impressed by the Uchiha. "I technically don't need to use hand signs to put him under genjutsu."

"Oh." Neko's eyes got wide as saucers. "So, what'll he see?"

"Us. Everywhere. In very provocative clothes and the only way he can get rid of that problem is by coming to see us." Kurayami told her. "And we'll be in the hot springs again."

"Not again. I didn't bring any towels!" Neko exclaimed.

"They have towels there for everyone's use and they are just as good as the towels at our places. Besides, he won't see us wearing the towels only. He'll see us wearing what we normally wear. That's part of the plan too."

"O-kay…" Neko said, following the older kunoichi. "I don't like the idea of the closet perv seeing me in provocative clothes, but if that's how I can help torture him for the day, I'm up for it."

"Good for you. Now all we have to do is wait for him to figure out what he needs to do to get that genjutsu off and come to see us. Then we can torture him some more for ourselves."

"Hey Ami," Neko said after walking next to her for a moment in silence. "Can you promise me that he won't see us naked as part of the genjutsu?"

"I can't make that promise."

"Can you at least promise that he won't see me naked?" Neko asked, crossing her fingers.

"That I might be able to promise."

"So is that a yes?"

"…"

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Ebisu was walking around the village, trying to find Naruto because he knew that where Naruto was Konohamaru was sure to be close by. But he was distracted. Something didn't feel right and he didn't know why he felt that way. All he knew was that something was wrong and it had all started after he had met Kurayami and Neko that day.

But she couldn't have done anything to me, Ebisu assured himself. I had my guard up and everything…There's just no way she could, unless…

"Oh Ebisu!" someone called and it was someone feminine.

Ebisu turned around and saw Kurayami standing there, wearing an extremely short skirt and a short jacket with nothing underneath. She winked at him and waved as Neko leaned on the wall next to her, wearing a lot of mesh though she was covered in areas that needed covering.

"Uh…ladies?" he asked, unsure of himself as he felt pressure in his nose.

Kurayami smiled and waved again. Neko blew a bubble out of bubble gum and let it pop before chewing again.

"Ebisu-san!" someone else called. "Over here!"

Kurayami was standing on a roof, surrounded by smoke while Neko was sitting on the edge, wearing very tight leather shorts and a tube top.

The pressure in his nose increased. Yet, no one around him seemed to be bothered by the display these two were putting on. Could they not see the disreputable behavior that the Houka was displaying?

"Ebisu-san!"

"Ebisu over here!"

"Over here!"

"Over here!"

"No over here!"

"Would you like a hug Ebisu-san?"

"Over here Ebisu-san!"

"Ebisu-san!"

"Master Ebisu!"

Ebisu spun around and around after he found he could not run from these creatures in provocative poses and attire. They just seemed to follow him everywhere. And they were so…

His nose finally bled and sent him shooting through the air.

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When Ebisu finally regained consciousness, he found that people were surrounding him, talking in quiet voices.

"Shh…I think he's waking up!" one person said when he groaned.

Ebisu opened his eyes and found himself looking up at a number of Kurayami and Neko clones in the different stages of dress and in varying revealing clothing styles.

He promptly got another nosebleed and blasted away from them.

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Kurayami laughed as she watched Ebisu in a crystal ball. She and Neko were relaxing in a hot spring and enjoying themselves as they watched Ebisu suffer.

"I think I like him better this way," Kurayami commented.

"There has got to be a limit to how much blood a person can lose through their nose before something bad happens to them," Neko said, watching Ebisu's nose spout more blood. "And I think he may have reached his limit…"

Kurayami shook her head and pushed herself onto the rock behind her. "Sit on a rock Neko," she commanded. "In one more nosebleed, he'll be popping into this water and that'll have him awake and somewhat responsive…"

Neko cocked an eyebrow, but did what Kurayami told her to and sat on a rock, making sure that her towel was covering her as it always should. Kurayami started a countdown under her breath.

"Three…two…one…" Kurayami muttered.

"Disreputable behavior!" Ebisu declared, spouting blood and landing in the hot spring that the two kunoichi had just been in.

"And now he's going to scream as the heat gets to him at the bottom of the spring," Kurayami told Neko. "He'll do that as soon as he breaks the surface."

"HOT!!!" Ebisu exclaimed, jumping up out of the water only to land on it without breaking the surface. "Hot! Damn that's hot!"

Kurayami and Neko couldn't help but giggle at the sight of him all bloody and wet, not to mention bright red from his dip in the hot spring. Their giggles attracted his attention and he looked at them, seeing them in the same outfits that they had been in before everything had started going wrong for him.

"Kurayami, you have some explaining to do," he declared, pointing at her while he put his other hand on his hip. "What have you done to me to make me see you and your friend in…disreputable outfits or lack there of?"

"You've been seeing us naked?" Neko asked, her eyes going wide again. "EW!! You are a closet perv like Naruto said you were!"

"No…That insolent brat knows nothing about me and I would not go along with such behavior if Ms. Houka had not put me under her power, I can assure you of this Ms. Uchiha."

Neko shuddered and stuck her tongue out at him, hugging herself tighter. Kurayami smiled.

"So, you've discovered that I put you under my genjutsu, have you?" she asked. "Well, why haven't you lifted it if you are such a great Jounin, Master Ebisu?"

"I would have but –" Ebisu began.

"But you enjoyed it too much!" Neko accused.

"I can most assuredly tell you that I have not!" Ebisu said hastily. "I just mean that I can't release myself from this genjutsu because as with your hair genjutsu, you have put too much of your strong chakra in it and constantly renew the genjutsu when you think I have found a way out of it."

Kurayami smiled proudly and clapped her hands. "Bravo. You've passed the test. You should be proud of yourself. A lot more powerful ninjas have not been able to discover how to get out of my genjutsu as quickly and those genjutsu tricks were far worse than any provocative or hair pranks, I can assure you Master Ebisu."

"Since I have passed this test, I would like to be released from this cursed genjutsu, Madam."

Kurayami shrugged and made a hand sign with one of her hands. "If that's your final decision, I guess I have no choice, but to release you," she muttered.

Jeez, dramatic much? Neko thought, watching Kurayami.

Ebisu closed his eyes for a moment as Kurayami released him from the genjutsu. When he opened his eyes he found himself standing on water in front of two women clad only in towels.

"AH!!!" he exclaimed, pointing at them. "You two are – are -!"

Kurayami smiled and crossed her legs. "Hey Ebisu, this is the girl's hot springs…"

Ebisu was wordless as he twitched.

Kurayami looked at Neko. "There's really only one thing to do now…"

Neko nodded and the two of them looked at Ebisu.

"EBISU'S IN THE GIRL'S HOT SPRINGS!!!!" the two kunoichi shouted in unison at the top of their lungs. "HELP!!!!!!!!"

"EBISU!!!!" several male ninjas shouted, coming in the direction of Kurayami's and Neko's continued screams.

"Uh-oh…" Ebisu whispered.

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Kurayami and Neko glanced past the male ninjas that had come to help them to see Ebisu in a bruised lump on the ground, being talked to by Tsunade for his disreputable behavior. They snickered evilly and thanked the ninjas that had been their 'saviors' before hurrying into the changing rooms to get their clothes on.

"This has been more fun than what we did yesterday," Neko declared, sliding her towel off as soon as she got her undies and pants on. "But I know we can do better."

"Of course we can." Kurayami agreed, sitting on one of the benches to put her sandals on as she had already changed back into her clothes. "There's always more fun to be had with bigger, better pranks. We just need to expand our pool of people we are going to prank."

"How?" Neko asked, her head stuck in the collar of her shirt.

"Oh, you'll see." Kurayami told her before vanishing as Kakashi called her name.

"Um… a little help?" Neko requested, still stuck.

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A/N: I forgot to torture Ebisu in the last chapter so I decided to hurt him only in this one. You know this was sort of funny and if you didn't think so or did, tell me about it. You don't even have to use full sentences. JUST REVIEW!!!!!