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Joker looked up from his work and waited for the girl to enter the room, he was admittedly very sceptical. Jonny's recent attempts of finding a new barmaid hadn't really worked out.

The doorknob turned and slowly a woman appeared in the doorway.

His jaw dropped.

Joker's eyes wondered over her body briefly, from head to toe. She was wearing black patent high heels, paired with sheer stockings.

Stockings.

He shifted in his seat to get a better view.

The Joker noticed that the girl standing in front of him was quite pale, and that she had a tiny little scar on her right knee. Which looked very familiar.

Her tight black skirt hugged her thighs perfectly and the way she wore her white shirt mimicked the way he wore his. Exposing her chest but not in an indecent way, making the valley of her breasts just visible. There was no way in hell that she was wearing a bra underneath that.

Because Harley had to hide her identity, she opted to wear a golden plated Batman mask, identical to the ones that the Joker's go-go dancers wore. Just one look into her eyes and he would be able to identify her. So this was the perfect disguise.

Harley's hair was pinned neatly to the back of her head. It had grown at an excelled rate since her 'Haircut' and in the right light you could see a slight dusting of pink and blue. But again, one look at her hair and he would know. So a sophisticated chignon was the only way to cover it up.

But much to Pearl's protest, Harley still had her soft bangs framing her face.. Or now, Bat-face.

She didn't move, she just stood in the doorway, waiting to be invited over.

The Joker beckoned her over with his index finger. He could tell almost instantly that she wasn't afraid of him, the way she walked without hesitation and the pure nerve she had wearing his iconic golden mask.

The Joker could smell fear and the only thing he smelt right now was.. Cherries. He shook it off, it was probably the bubble-gum he'd stolen from Harley earlier.

"Sit."

She obeyed and took the chair opposite his desk. Once she was seated, Harley slowly crossed her right leg over her left. This movement caused her skirt to ride up her thighs slightly and expose the tops of her stockings.

Harley looked up at him from the tiny slits in her mask, he was trying so hard to ignore her body, but she knew he couldn't. He was attracted to her both mentally and physically so it was only natural that he would be attracted to her alter ego.

"What's with the mask?"

Harley brushed her fingers over it. "I figured I'd be wearing it eventually so why not now."

"I don't like people with things to hide toots. Take off the mask." Joker snapped.

Harley smiled and shook her head from side to side. "Men will be looking at my body, not my face. I assure you, its more than satisfactory."

"Take. Off. The. Mask." He growled.

"I thought you liked people in masks?" Harley retorted.

Joker was taken back by her lack of fear and the amount of fire she had. He liked it.

"What's your name?" He asked, leaning forward trying to intimidate her.

Harley hesitated. stupidly, she hadn't expected him to ask her that question.

Joker thought his intimidation was the reason she didn't respond straight away, but it was the fact that she was trying to come up with a name that he'd like.

"Don't get shy on me now." He whispered darkly.

Harley knew that look on his face. He was playing with her.

Harley lent forward and copied his posture.

Lucky for her the mask covered up her distinctive Brooklyn accent. "My name doesn't matter. You can call me whatever you like.. Boss."

Her attitude started to seep through, but he seemed quite pleased with her answer.

The Joker resumed his normal sitting position. "Why do you want to work for me?"

"I need the money." She shrugged.

Joker let out a chilling breathless laugh. "Money? Is that all you care about?"

"Isn't that what everybody cares about? That's the whole reason why people work.. To earn money and pay bills. The on going cycle of life."

Joker pointed a finger over towards the masked blonde. "You know a lot about human behavior for someone so young."

"Age is just a number, it shouldn't define me." Harley retorted.

He'd heard that line before.. But he couldn't pin point where. "Have we met before?"

Harley instantly got defensive and shook her head, from side to side. "No, no I don't think so."

Shit, is he onto me?

Standing up the Joker flashed his grill, and walked towards her. "Can you dance?"

"Yes."

He walked even closer.

"Can you make cocktails?"

"Yes."

"Are you willing to anything I tell you to do?"

"Yes."

Harley's breathing grew heavy as the Joker stepped closer towards her, his body hovering hers. "Anything?" He whispered.

Harley was defiantly finding this a major turn on. But her arousal paused for a moment, remembering that he didn't know it was her under the mask. So why was he flirting with another girl?

Wait, why am I jealous of myself?

"Don't you have a girlfriend?" She asked. Her voice broke back into her sharp Brooklyn twang. Shit.

"Yeah I do." Joker whispered. He lent down towards her level and brushed his lips against her ear.

Harley couldn't help but let out an involuntary moan.

The Joker's suspicions of who the masked girl could be, were confirmed when he saw the cute tiny little birthmark that she had behind her left ear.

It was so tiny that only he knew it was there. And he was staring right at it.

"Harley." His tone was a mixture between a growl, and a purr. "I know it's you."

Harley gasped and rolled her head back when she felt his tongue and teeth bite into her skin. She couldn't help but moan softly under her mask.

"How did you know it was me?" She asked breathlessly, feeling his right hand wander down to her chest.

"I know the lengths that you will go to, just to get your own way." He purred. "Besides, I know these very, very well-" He squeezed her breast softly. "-And having them out on display like that is..Very naughty Harley."

"Mmm.. Is that all?" She giggled, running her hands into his hair.

Joker moved his hand down and up her skirt. The feel of his cold rings against her skin gave her a shot of electricity through her body.

"No one wears stockings quite like you.." He was defiantly finding this as much as turn on as she was.

Harley smiled, but it dropped when she noticed his face turn dark.

"Did you honestly think that you could hide yourself from me? Trick me?"

"No Puddin', I didn't want to trick you, I-I just wanted to show you that I can help you, if you hadn't of figured out it was me under this mask. You would of given me the job." Harley explained.

"And what makes you so sure that I would of given it to you? Huh?" Joker swerved his head from side to side, in front of hers. "Especially after this little stunt, Mm?"

"You need my help and you know it."

"Don't tell me what I need." Joker spat, his grip tightened painfully on her thighs, making her cry out in pain. "You'll cause nothing but trouble. I don't need to be worrying about you while I'm trying to run a business."

"You don't need to worry about me. I've worked in a bar before. The worst that could happen is that I accidentally drop a glass." She stated. "And if your worried about guys hittin' on me, you shouldn't be. I can handle myself."

"Shut up." He growled. "I am not worried about guys hitting on you."

Harley rolled her eyes. "Look, your focusing on the negatives too much.. Think about the positives.."

"And what might they be?"

Harley smirked and took off her mask, throwing it to the ground she lent into his ear. "You can have me whenever you want and wherever you want." She smirked when she felt the Joker's face pull up into a smile. "And I will do anything... Anything, to please my Boss."

Harley saying those words sent a reluctant shiver down his spine. This girl.

His fingers tip toed up her thighs and towards her panties but before he could distract her, she grabbed his wrist and pulled it back. "So.. Have I got the job?"

He chuckled at her persistence. "I'm not sure yet baby. You might be able to chuck some alcohol and fruit into a cocktail glass, but it takes a special amount to talent to dance. Especially for a man's entertainment."

"Do you want me to dance for you Daddy?" Harley stood from her chair and pressed her body against his.

He laughed. "I want you to convince me to hire you."

She gave him a seductive grin. "That sounds like a challenge..."

Harley grabbed him by the shoulders and pushed him back down into his chair.

"Now if I'm going to dance for you, you need to promise me that you'll be a good boy and behave. So, no touching." She ordered, walking around him slowly.

"Harley I said convince me, not dominate me." Joker said sharply. He didn't like feeling out of control. He controlled Harley, not the other way around.

"I'm not dominating you.. I'm just setting a few ground rules." Harley was standing behind him now, she ran her nails up his shoulders and continued the journey towards his neck.

Joker tried to fight back a moan but she always had a way of adding the right amount of tension, scratching lightly along his pale tattooed skin.

Just as Harley was about to slide her hands into his hair, she pulled away. He growled in frustration.

She moved round slowly, so that she could face him.

Joker had expected Harley to be all over him, but to his surprise and annoyance, she was barley touching him. Teasing him to the point where all he wanted to do was throw he to the ground and fuck her.

"Harley." He warned.

She simply gave him a smile and continued teasing him. Harley bent down and hovered her face over his. Joker had the perfect view of her cleavage and she knew it.

Harley looked down at his lap and gasped. A hand flew to her mouth. "Oh Mr J. You naughty boy."

Joker's hands found her hips and pulled her down onto his lap, although she had set a few ground rules... There was a reason why she was the submissive one in their relationship. She loved being pulled about and literally bending over backwards for him.

"I said no touch-" Harley was cut off when a strong hand grasped her neatly pinned up hair and shoved her head forward to his. Her lips smashed against his and he shoved his tongue desperately down her throat, caressing every inch of her mouth.

All thoughts of giving J a lap dance were thrown out the window when she returned the kiss with equal passion.

Joker tightened his grip on the back of her head and pulled out the pins that were holding her hair in place, once it was loose, Harley's hair fluttered just past her shoulders.

He moved both his hands up through her platinum blonde hair and racked his nails along her scalp. He didn't do it very often but when he did...

Damn.

Harley moaned in pleasure at his rough movements.

"Whenever and wherever I want huh?." He whispered, pulling away from her lips. Harley took this as an invitation to step things up a notch.

"Yes Boss." Harley gasped, grinding harder on top him. The friction between them was getting all too much for her, so she lifted herself up from his lap and reached for his belt and slowly undid it.

The snap of the leather hitting the floor was a satisfying sound for the both of them.

Her soft bleached hands danced around his button and zipper. Once she had the tiny metal zip in her hand, she dragged it down slowly, releasing hot pulses of her breath against his face.

With the Joker's hands still on her hips, he pushed her skirt up past her thighs, to give him much better access to her.

When Harley had finally tugged open his fly, she sat higher on his lap, moaning at the feeling of him resting against her inner thigh.

Joker was slightly confused as to why she hadn't pulled down his boxers at the same time as trousers, but then he realised that Harley was still going to give him a show.

She grabbed the collar of his shirt and pulled him forward, the Joker's chest smashed against hers roughly.

They were now literally millimeters from each others faces but not touching. The spark of lust reflecting off each others eyes.

She parted her mouth slightly and shifted her gaze to his lips. She wanted so badly to kiss him. But Harley wanted him to need it just as much as she did. So she resisted the urge.

Her hands fluttered down towards his shirt buttons, one by one she undid them slowly. Keeping her body close to his as she continued her journey down his shirt.

Once it was fully unbuttoned she raked her eyes across his gloriously tattooed torso. Harley bit her lip, watching his chest rise and fall in rhythm with hers.

Harley couldn't tare her eyes away from him. This man. This God, was hers. Every scar, every tattoo, every mark and muscle.

Harley adored every inch of him, he was perfect, flawless. It hurt to love him the amount that she did. It physically hurt. Harley had never really been in love with someone before, she didn't understand how people could see perfection in another human being. She didn't understand how someone could wake up to the same person morning after morning and not be sick of the sight of them. But that was before she met the Joker.

"Harley?" Joker squeezed her thighs to bring her back to reality.

"Oh, sorry Puddin'." She smiled up at him and placed her hands on either side of his neck.

"Where did you go?" He asked, setting a burning gaze onto her eyes.

"Nowhere, I'm right where I want to be." Harley closed her eyes and brought her mouth down to his. His lips where addictive, there was no way she could resist any longer.

The Joker returned her kiss eagerly. Harley almost fainted with the amount of passion he was giving her.

He finally pulled away. "You might be, but I'm not."

Before Harley could even register his words, Joker threw her backwards onto the floor and pounced on top of her. He ripped off his shirt and captured her lips in his teeth, teasing them apart with his grill.

Harley cried out in pain and began squirming.

"What's wrong?" He asked, pulling away.

She arched her back and slid a hand underneath herself. Grabbing the item she pulled it out. "Fucking calculator."

Joker grabbed it from her hand and threw it across the floor. He pushed her back down and ripped off her underwear.

He then grabbed the waistband of his boxers and pulled them down, freeing his aching erection. Wasting no more time, he positioned himself over her.

Harley slid her hands to the back of his head and pulled him down closer for a fervent kiss.

The Joker slowly pushed himself into her.

"Oh.." She cried. Pinching her eyes closed, she let her head fall back to the ground as his slow pace began to quicken.

Harley opened her eyes and looked up at the man on top of her. His bare chest and muscles tensing with every thrust.

Joker looked down at her with a devilish grin on his face. "Enjoying the view?"

She tried to open her mouth to respond but his movements inside her got harder and harder, which only caused her more difficulty to speak.

"Yes Da- Oh fuck!" She moaned.

Joker laughed as her face creased in pleasure. He grabbed hold of her hips and pulled her closer to him, which allowed himself to go deeper and harder into her.

Harley whimpered and grabbed hold of the corner of the desk, using it as leverage to meet his harsh pace. Her other free hand kept a tight grip on the back of his neck, her nails digging into his skin.

He growled when he felt thick warm liquid slowly drip down his back. Knowing it was Harley's vice grip, he didn't want her to stop.

Her actions gave him an incentive to drive her further and further over the edge. "C'mon baby."

Her walls fluttered at his words. "I'm so- Oh god J, I'm so close."

Another hard thrust and both her hands flew the back of his neck, digging into his already raw skin.

Joker moaned and lowered his head to the crook of her neck, he latched his grill onto her soft porcelain skin and bit into it like a hungry vampire.

Harley cried out his name repeatedly as she felt her climax build.

Another thrust and she was done for. Lust, ecstasy and love consumed her. Harley's vision went white and her head felt as light as a feather. The only thing she could feel was him, still driving himself deep inside her.

"Harley." He grunted as he emptied himself fully inside her.

Harley let out a thick moan when she felt him fill her.

Harley's arms fell from his neck and hit the ground limply, the Joker collapsed on top of her body and moved a strand of hair out of her face.

Her eyes where still closed, slowly coming down from her high.

"Look at me." Joker demanded. Harley unstuck her eyes and looked up at him with dilated pupils.

"God I love you." She said, giving him a lazy smile.

He grunted in response, pressing a hot kiss onto her lips he rolled off her body.

Harley turned over to his direction.

"So.. Have I got the job?"

Joker turned to face her. Her mouth held a bright, convincing smile and a hint of puppy dog in her eyes.

"I suppose so."

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