[ONLINE]:
Prefect Cloud
Smoker Bomber Duar
Boxer
Fu Pineapple Fu
Google Chrome
Baseball Ace
Broccoli Monster
Sharky Sharky Swordsman
XanXus
Bangs Prince
Green Frogie
Master Pao Reboyama Pao
Spartan Army Girl
Married to Money
Kora CONSUBIM
Windy May Day
Mad Monkey Scientist
Giving Birth to Marshmallow
Yuni is Orange
Useless Lackey
Tuna Tsunayoshi
[OFFLINE]:
Bucking Bronco
Red-Headed Enma
I'm Levi and I'm Loyal
Luss-nee-chan
Never he thought that this disaster would happen again—real soon.
It's the fucking third time they had done it in a week.
And he is so adorably angry.
'Shut up… Shut up! SHUT UP!' Sawada Tsunayoshi was mentally shouting at his bedroom wall while stomping his foot every now and then in frustration.
Guess what?
He had a new hole on his bedroom wall. The first two on his personal bathroom and wardrobe-walking or was it walking-wardrobe? It was made two times in a row in two days.
Vongola Decimo's Bedroom: Big and fabulous with amazing holes decorating the lovely bedroom wall.
He can't be happier more than this.
And today … is the big day to mourn for the loss of Vongola Decimo Seven Guardians' Lives.
Tsuna grinned widely and opened his bedroom door only to slam it shut hard. He walked to the broadcast room at the back of the mansion when he saw Skull walked by.
"Oh, Vongola Deci—" Skull waved his hands and greeted Tsuna only to stop mid-way. He sat on the shadow and trembled in fear. He decided to go back to his room and reminded a certain people of the upcoming 'death' that will approach them soon enough.
And he dashed off.
«Useless Lackey has logged in»
Useless Lackey: OI! WHO MAKE A STUPID ACCOUNT LIKE MINE!?
Master Pao Reboyama Pao: Oh, lackey. Finally, you are here. Bring a cup of hot espresso to my room, now.
Useless Lackey: DAMN YOU REBORN! I AM ASKING YOU ALL A QUESTION AT THE TIME!
Baseball Ace: Ahaha~ :D
Baseball Ace: Yo, Skull! :D
Baseball Ace: Long time no see! :D
Baseball Ace: Where have you been? :D
Baseball Ace: This is the first time you are logging in on Vongola Messenger, right? :D
Baseball Ace: How do you feel when you first time logging in like this? :D
Baseball Ace: Are you feeling excited like me too? :D
Smoker Bomber Duar: What the heck!? Hey, Baseball-Idiot! Try to write in FULL sentences, will you? It's SO DAMN annoying, you know!? ((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ))
Baseball Ace: Maa, maa! ( ´ ▽ ` ) It's okay, Hayato! We can do it once in a lifetime, right? :D Oh, by the way, this morning breakfast is quite salty, isn't it? :x The mango pudding is delicious though :/ But the sweet tea is too hot for my tongue to handle! And too sweet much to my liking either! :( I wonder if I can make a breakfast request for tomorrow? I want fish porridge with half-boiled egg and Japanese green tea. My pops said it could boost some power to make your day incredible! Oh, have one of you seen Ryohei-senpai? Sasagawa was looking for him earlier. Tell either me or her if you see him, okay? :D And where is Tsuna? I haven't seen him since morning. He didn't even have breakfast with us. Is he sick? i^i
Broccoli Monster: ….Takeshi-nii…. ('-')"
Smoker Bomber Duar: …I don't think that's a right statement I should have said…
Fu Pineapple Fu: Kufufu… Seems annoying.
Boxer: I AM GETTING DIZZY TO THE EXTREME!
Windy May Day: Yare, yare… Now that you have said it Decimo Rain Guardian, I haven't seen Decimo either since last night.
Master Pao Reboyama Pao: Oh, really?
Yuni is Orange: You seem so calm, Oji-san :)
Married to Money: He must have known something regarding this matter. *rolls eyes*
XanXus: …
Mad Monkey Scientist: Sadist as ever.
Kora CONSUBIM: I think he is busy with another paperworks you caused-kora!
Smoker Bomber Duar: But I didn't do anything to Juudaime!
Baseball Ace: But I didn't do anything to Tsu-kun! D':
Prefect Cloud: But I didn't do anything to Herbivore.
Broccoli Monster: But I didn't do anything to Tsuna-nii! Q^Q
Google Chrome: But I didn't do anything to Bossu…
Fu Pineapple Fu: But I didn't do anything to Tsunayoshi-kun! :'(
Boxer: But I didn't do anything to Sawada! :/
Useless Lackey: Are you sure? Since I met him just a minute ago and he is so pissed.
Useless Lackey: Not to mention his expression and he was like: "I'M GOING TO FRY YOU, GODDAMN USELESS FUCKING GUARDIAN!" Like that.
Useless Lackey: Oh, I remember now! It's the reason I logged in to this damn messenger. To remind you guys of your upcoming death.
Useless Lackey: Gyahahahaha!
Baseball Ace: Ah.
Smoker Bomber Duar: Ah.
Fu Pineapple Fu: Ah.
Broccoli Monster: Ah.
Boxer: Ah.
Prefect Cloud: Ah.
Google Chrome: Ah.
Giving Birth to Marshmallow: Ahaha, so you guys really did something to anger Tsunayoshi-kun?
Yuni is Orange: I don't think it's a good one. I guess you should apologize to him as soon as possible before you're dead.
Spartan Army Girl: …Yuni, you're so blunt.
Yuni is Orange: I'm just stating what I feel as a boss whose guardians are so annoying and always going berserk at everything they do.
Married to Money: Hmph, lucky we as Arcobaleno didn't have to do some useless missions and Yuni didn't have to sign the never ending paperworks.
Kora CONSUBIM: Some positive thought you share there, Viper!
Green Frogie: Oh, some wise words Mist Arcobaleno-san had ever spoken. I laughed at his proudly words. Good job.
Bangs Prince: Ushishishishi, peasant, you can't even smile. How are you supposed to laugh? Idiot.
Sharky Sharky Swordsman: VOOOOIIIIII! I JUST SAW YOUR BOSS SMIRKED WHEN I WAS AFK TO GRAB A GLASS OF WATER.
Sharky Sharky Swordsman: VOOOIIIII! WHY DID NONE OF YOU EXPLAIN TO ME OF WHAT HAD HAPPENED WHILE I WAS AWAY?!
Sharky Sharky Swordsman: VOOOIIII! YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO IGNORE ME, HUH!?
Sharky Sharky Swordsman: VOOOOOIIII!
XanXus: SHUT UP, TRASH!
XanXus: Can you try NOT to SHOUT whatever YOU want to SAY IN THIS MESSENGER and whenever you are TYPING in this DAMN messenger!?
XanXus: All you HAVE to do is just TYPE and KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.
Giving Birth to Marshmallow: Ahahahahaha, so that was sharky-sharky's voice I heard when we're chatting here.
Bangs Prince: Ushishishishi, idiot long-haired old man.
Baseball Ace: :D
Green Frogie: You should try to be quiet, too, Bel-Senpai. Since I can hear your freaky loud 'ushishishishi' from the next door continuously.
Spartan Army Girl: Seriously? You guys are so stupid.
Prefect Cloud: Hn, I hate crowding.
Fu Pineapple Fu: And nobody loves you, Skylark-kun. Kufufu…
Prefect Cloud: Hn. Do you think everybody loves a big-mouth pineapple?
Fu Pineapple Fu: Kufufu… Yes, they do.
Prefect Cloud: Yes, they do love seeing you die from choking.
XanXus: Or possibly from blender's blade.
Smoker Bomber Duar: Or kitchen knife. Have you ever thought about random possibility according to "The Death of Pineapple"?
Baseball Ace: What is that? Seems interesting like we're playing mafia when we were younger! :D
Prefect Cloud: Either way he ended up with, he would still die, Herbivore.
Green Frogie: That would be wonderful, don't you think?
Master Pao Reboyama Pao: That would make Tsuna's life easier when he lost one of his Mist Guardians.
Yuni is Orange: I think so, too. Since Dokuro-san is not a threat at all.
Baseball Ace: :D
Spartan Army Girl: Agree.
Kora CONSUBIM: I'd love to see him vanish, too-kora!
Mad Monkey Scientist: On the other hand, Vongola's paperwork would be minimized it seems.
Smoker Bomber Duar: Then Juudaime will be happier!? ヾ(＠゜゜＠）ノ
Google Chrome: I would love to see Bossu smiling more than banging his head on his office desk.
Windy May Day: And not to forget his swelling forehead, Dokuro-san.
Boxer: THIS PLAN SOUNDS EXTREMELY EXTREME!
Boxer: I'M IN!
Bangs Prince: Ushishishishi… If it's about killing, I will shed more blood than you peasant could have.
XanXus: Since I'm just sitting here and seeing your idiot chats, I better kill him first then.
Sharky Sharky Swordsman: VOOOIIIII! I WILL STAB HIM UNTILL HE CAN'T BREATH AGAIN!
Baseball Ace: Doesn't it mean he is totally dead? :D
Smoker Bomber Duar: Yesss! Juudaime is totally safe then! (ﾒ｀ﾛ´)/
Broccoli Monster: What have you done to Vongola's innocent people, Kyoya-nii! o(╥﹏)o
Prefect Cloud: What? I simply want to dispose a certain herbivore.
Fu Pineapple Fu: Kufufu, your ignorance totally pissed me off, Birdy.
Master Pao Reboyama Pao: Hm, that's quite interesting Hibari. Consider another fighting?
Bangs Prince: Ushishishi… Another fight in the mansion? Look forward to it.
Yuni is Orange: No, you can't do.
Yuni is Orange: How many times have you tasted Sawada-san's wrath this week, everyone?
Boxer: TWO TIMES TO THE EXTREME!
Kora CONSUBIM: Two, I think.
Useless Lackey: Four?
Smoker Bomber Duar: …two…
Bangs Prince: Ushishishi, three.
XanXus: Che, twice.
Baseball Ace: Three! :D
Master Pao Reboyama Pao: Luckily, I was away the entire week and just got home yesterday. :3
Broccoli Monster: Once ._.
Sharky Sharky Swordsman: VOOOIIII! THREE!
Green Frogie: Four.
Giving Birth to Marshmallow: Once~ :3
Windy May Day: I got involved when I have nothing to do with it but… *sigh* twice…
Mad Monkey Scientist: …four…
Prefect Cloud: Hn. Five.
Married to Money: Twice.
Fu Pineapple Fu: Kufufu, six. I won this time, Skylark. Since mine practically is more than yours.
Kora CONSUBIM: You lack of intelligence-kora!
Giving Birth to Marshmallow: Ahahaha! Mukuro-kun is interesting as always! What about you, Mukuro-kun's look alike?
Google Chrome: Me? I haven't tasted the so-called-Bossu's-Wrath yet. Why?
Smoker Bomber Duar: …
Prefect Cloud: …
Fu Pineapple Fu: …
Boxer: …
Broccoli Monster: …
Baseball Ace: :D ?
Spartan Army Girl: I haven't yet even if I stood there, ready to fight back. But no punishment came.
Prefect Cloud: …
Smoker Bomber Duar: …
Baseball Ace: C: ?
Boxer: …
Broccoli Monster: …
Fu Pineapple Fu: …
Windy May Day: Why so quiet?
Useless Lackey: The idiots fainted maybe?
Smoker Bomber Duar: I feel some heavy discrimination here…
Boxer: Octopus-head, you can't hurt woman, you know! Try to respect them!
Broccoli Monster: That's right! Even if Chrome-nee did something bad, you can't punish her physically! You will be executed by Tsuna-nii! :Y
Married to Money: Ne, should I inform you about something serious?
Master Pao Reboyama Pao: You got my curiosity. Spill.
Married to Money: As I love to see you plan the evil one, this one is more evil than you usually did, Reborn.
Mad Monkey Scientist: Now, I'm curious. You better tell us now, Viper.
Married to Money: Here he comes, folks.
Green Frogie: Who?
«Tuna Tsunayoshi has logged in»
Baseball Ace: Oh, shit.
Smoker Bomber Duar: Oh, shit.
Prefect Cloud: Oh, shit.
Fu Pineapple Fu: Oh, shit.
Boxer: Oh, shit.
Broccoli Monster: Oh, shit.
Google Chrome: Hello, Bossu. Is your morning appealing? :)
Tuna Tsunayoshi: Hello, Chrome. It was fine, I guess.
Smoker Bomber Duar: Ah, Juudaime! Do we have anymore mission to be completed? (-OwO-)7
Tuna Tsunayoshi: No, not really, Hayato.
Tuna Tsunayoshi: Since I haven't finished my paperworks yet, regarding the damage you all have done on your last mission.
Baseball Ace: Sure thing. Just call us when you have any new mission! :D
Prefect Cloud: You are not present this morning at dining hall, omnivore.
Tuna Tsunayoshi: Oh?
Tuna Tsunayoshi: Sorry then, Kyoya.
Tuna Tsunayoshi: Since I have a DATE with a certain villain.
Tuna Tsunayoshi: And I don't think I have to report anything to ALL of you regarding my absence.
Tuna Tsunayoshi: Since I AM the BOSS.
Tuna Tsunayoshi: And you all are my MEN.
Tuna Tsunayoshi: Therefore, you should LISTEN to ANYTHING I want you to DO and what NOT to DO.
Tuna Tsunayoshi: That's also including: NOT to DESTROY anything when you're on mission.
Tuna Tsunayoshi: Can't you understand what the mission listed about?
Tuna Tsunayoshi: Can't you just DO what the mission and I wanted you to do?
Tuna Tsunayoshi: SHOULD YOU ADD ANYMORE PROBLEM TO MY STRESSED EMOTION AND PEN?!
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Fu Pineapple Fu: Who is the villain you're dating, Tsunayoshi-kun?
Tuna Tsunayoshi: A WHORE NAMED PAPERWORK!
Tuna Tsunayoshi: ANYMORE QUESTION TO MAKE ME LEVELED UP TO A NEW LEVEL OF ANGRY STATE? HUH?!
Prefect Cloud: No. We're sorry.
Smoker Bomber Duar: No. We're sorry.
Boxer: No. We're sorry.
Fu Pineapple Fu: No. We're sorry.
Google Chrome: No. We're sorry.
Baseball Ace: No. We're sorry.
Broccoli Monster: No. We're sorry.
Sharky Sharky Swordsman: No. We're sorry.
XanXus: No. We're sorry.
Bangs Prince: No. We're sorry.
Green Frogie: No. We're sorry.
Master Pao Reboyama Pao: No. We're sorry.
Spartan Army Girl: No. We're sorry.
Married to Money: No. We're sorry.
Kora CONSUBIM: No. We're sorry.
Windy May Day: No. We're sorry.
Mad Monkey Scientist: No. We're sorry.
Giving Birth to Marshmallow: No. We're sorry.
Yuni is Orange: No. We're sorry.
Useless Lackey: No. We're sorry.
Tuna Tsunayoshi: DO YOU KNOW WHY I AM ANGRY, HUH?! SPILL THE BEANS!
Fu Pineapple Fu: Kufufu~
Fu Pineapple Fu: No.
Tuna Tsunayoshi: THEN DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT MAKE ME SO ANGRY, HUUUHHHH?
Baseball Ace: Whenever you're ready, Tsu-kun! ;D
Tuna Tsunayoshi: Gladly.
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Tuna Tsunayoshi: WHOEVER IS IT MADE A BUNCH OF HOLE ON MY BEDROOM WALL, HUH?
Tuna Tsunayoshi: AND HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO LET ME CHANGE MY CLOTHES WHEN MY WALKING-WARDROBE'S WALL IS GONE, HUHHH?
Tuna Tsunayoshi: FUCK YOU!
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«Three minutes later…»
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Tuna Tsunayoshi: DON'T EVEN TRY TO PACK YOUR CLOTHES OR HIDE INSIDE VERDE'S LABORATORY, ASSHOLES!
Boxer: HOW DID YOU KNOW TO THE EXTREME, SAWADA?
Fu Pineapple Fu: Kufufu, we've been found out.
Smoker Bomber Duar: Sorry, Juudaime!
Broccoli Monster: Idiot lawn-head. Tch.
Prefect Cloud: Hn.
Fu Pineapple Fu: Kufufufu, interesting Vongola.
Tuna Tsunayoshi: INTERESTING?
Tuna Tsunayoshi: DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT MY PAPERWORKS ARE ABOUT?
Giving Birth to Marshmallow: If you want to :D
Tuna Tsunayoshi: 41 IS ABOUT HAYATO BOMBING A AIRPORT IN HAWAI.
Tuna Tsunayoshi: 72 IS ABOUT KYOYA SLASHING NEW YORK BIGGEST MALL TO THE GROUND.
Tuna Tsunayoshi: 31 IS ABOUT NII-SAN PUNCHING KANGAROO HABITATE.
Tuna Tsunayoshi: 116 IS ABOUT MUKURO SCARING EVERYONE ON U.K WHO GOT INVOLVED IN POLITICS. BOTH MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY.
Tuna Tsunayoshi: 93 IS ABOUT LAMBO WHO ATTACKED THE WRONG VILLAIN WHEN CLEARLY ALL THE MISSION SAID IS SEARCH FOR THE VILLAIN WITH WEIRDEST HAIRSTYLES, HAIR COLOR AND CAR! IT'S SO SIMPLE SINCE EVERYONE HAS BEEN MOCKING THE TOTALLY FUCKING WEIRD VILLAIN AND HOW CAN YOU MISTAKEN HIM, HUH?!
Tuna Tsunayoshi: 59 IS ABOUT TAKESHI MAKING KIDS CRIED FROM THE HARD IMPACT OF TENNIS BALL ON HOKKAIDO. SOME EVEN TRAUMATIZED FROM THE SAID FULL-SPEED BALL YOU THREW. HOW CAN YOU BE SO CRUEL, HUUHH?!
Tuna Tsunayoshi: THE 412 PAPERWORKS YOU GAVE ME ARE ALL ABOUT COMPLAINS AND REPAIRMENT FEES! AND I ONLY RECEIVED ONE FOLDER ABOUT A MISSION SUCCEDED FROM ONE PERSON.
Tuna Tsunayoshi: IT'S CHROMMEEEEEE! (╯）╯︵
Tuna Tsunayoshi: SHOULD I LIST ANOTHER PAPERWORKS PROBLEM MADE BY ARCOBALENO AND VARIA, HUH? SHOULD I?!
Prefect Cloud: No. We're sorry.
Smoker Bomber Duar: No. We're sorry.
Boxer: No. We're sorry.
Fu Pineapple Fu: No. We're sorry.
Baseball Ace: No. We're sorry.
Broccoli Monster: No. We're sorry.
Sharky Sharky Swordsman: No. We're sorry.
XanXus: No. We're sorry.
Bangs Prince: No. We're sorry.
Green Frogie: No. We're sorry.
Master Pao Reboyama Pao: No. We're sorry.
Spartan Army Girl: No. We're sorry.
Married to Money: No. We're sorry.
Kora CONSUBIM: No. We're sorry.
Windy May Day: No. We're sorry.
Mad Monkey Scientist: No. We're sorry.
Giving Birth to Marshmallow: No. We're sorry.
Yuni is Orange: No. We're sorry.
Useless Lackey: No. We're sorry.
Google Chrome: No. We're sorry.
Tuna Tsunayoshi: I AM BEYOND PISSED RIGHT NOW!
Tuna Tsunayoshi: EXCEPT AT CHROME, LAL, YUNI, AND BYAKURAN SINCE THEY NEVER GAVE ME TROUBLING PAPERWORKS BESIDE ONE FOLDER TITLED "SUCCESS", YOU BITCH!
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Tuna Tsunayoshi: Now, tell me who broke my bedroom wall.
Tuna Tsunayoshi: And I might consider not giving you hard time.
Tuna Tsunayoshi: Or you will end up like Dino-san because of my little album accident.
Master Pao Reboyama Pao: Hibari and Mukuro broke you wardrobe-walking or walking-wardrobe wall, Tsuna.
Mad Monkey Scientist: And Skull broke your bedroom wall, the small one by the way.
Giving Birth to Marshmallow: The big hole on the other side of your bedroom was made by no other than Xanxus, Squ-chan, Ryohei and Colonello, Tsunayoshi-kun.
Spartan Army Girl: Wow. You sold their secrets.
Baseball Ace: Awesome information! :D
Yuni is Orange: Oh, that's a bad mistake you all made by hiding away… :(
Windy May Day: Yare, yare… Another war will erupt it seems.
Tuna Tsunayoshi: Oh, thank you for participating Reborn, Verde and Byakuran. I will treat you next time.
Giving Birth to Marshmallow: Yippie~ You better do, Tsunayoshi-kun~ ;)
Tuna Tsunayoshi: Sure. Now…
Tuna Tsunayoshi: What should I do to make you remember not to mess with me and my whore, paperworks, hm? :)
While the villains had been listed by three traitors, the victim—Sawada Tsunayoshi—was cracking his knuckles and chuckling darkly as the screen finally showed what he wanted the most. He quickly stood up and walked to the door with intimidating pose after he gave a certain warning when he visited the broadcast room.
«Prefect Cloud has logged out»
«Fu Pineapple Fu has logged out»
«Useless Lackey has logged out»
«XanXus has logged out»
«Sharky Sharky Swordsman has logged out»
«Boxer has logged out»
«Kora CONSUBIM has logged out»
The sound of screaming and moaning in pain were heard throughout the entire mansion after Tsuna beat a lesson into them not to mess with the boss. That last for six hours before Tsuna slammed the training hall's door shut and skipping to his room with a big grin.
"They are supposedly to get stronger, considering the amount I have beat them up." Tsuna thought loudly and thought that maybe he is too evil at the said punishment but shrugged it off.
Well…
At last he thought.
For five seconds, indeed.
Again, this hectic day was closed by no other than our Vongola Decimo and his faithful guardians. But, we shouldn't have mess with him, should we?
May God Bless you, Vongola.
OMAKE
At Broadcast Room earlier…
A man with spiky brown eyes sat in black rolling chair inside a broadcast room. He pushed the off button on certain areas where he wished the people inside can't hear what the news is about. He pushed the red button beside the microphone he held at the moment.
"I inform all the staff to immediately return to your room except guards outside the mansion. I repeat. I inform all the staff to immediately return to your room except guards outside the mansion. Stay in your room until the morning comes and no objection. If you don't do this, make sure you pack your stuff and go away. And I want no objection. Sincerely, The Totally Pissed Off Vongola Decimo. Thank you for listening." Tsuna said with a smirk as he giggled uncontrollably.
The live as mafia boss sure is fun.
Okay, I think that's it for AFTTIAR :'D
I mean, aren't you going to get bored if I continue this...?
Share your opinion with me, please! Up to you through review or PM! :D
Jaa, good day everyone! :D
[Edited: 07.01.15 - 04:35 P.M]