So. We were home. And this is my POV, and I am Nat. Pushawww.
"Nat !!! Nat !!! Nat !!! Nat !!!" I heard a chorus of 'Nat's and footsteps running towards me. Maybe having captives isn't such a good idea . . .
"We neeed MONEY," Angel said.
"Not from me," I replied. Short and not-so-sweet.
"Don't make me mind control you . . ."
I popped on my foil hat.
"Crapkabobs."
"THAT'S MY WORD," I shouted, "PLUS, YOU'RE SIX--"
"Seven !!!!!!!"
"--SO WHY ARE YOU SAYING 'CRAP' ?!"
"'Cos I don't have money."
"Go into child prostitution then."
"Okay !!" She shouted happily.
I shouted back to her as loudly as possible, "I WAS JOKING !! I SWEAR TO GOD YOU BETTER NOT !!"
"She won't !!" Nudge shouted.
"GOOD !!" I shouted back. Shout shout shout. This word is being overused . . . wait . . .
"NUDGE !! YOU BETTER NOT EITHER !! AND FANG 2 ?! NO GIGILO-BEING !" I . . . guess what . . . SHOUTED. Shout.
I heard a chorus of "aw"s. These are some cracked birdkids . . . they be trippin' yo. Wurdd.
My inner-gangsta was interrupted by Total skipping and twirling down the stairs in a tutu, singing at the top of his doggy lungs.
"I'm too sexy for my skirt, too sexy for my skirts, so sexy it hurts !! And I'm to sexy for my mom, to sexy for my mom, New York and egg pan !! And I'm too sexy for ya potty !! Too sexy for ya potty !! No way I'm deco pauging !! I'm a momma ya know what I mean, and I do my little turn in the cat box, yeah, in the cat box, yeah, I shake my little tush in the cat box !!"
"ANGEL !!! QUIT MIND-CONTROLLING TOTAL !! AND IF YOU'RE GONNA AT LEAST GET THE FLIPPIN' LYRICS RIGHT !!" I . . . shouted.
"SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT."
"SHOUT !!"
"SHOUT !"
"SHOUT !"
"SHOUT !"
"SHOUT !"
"SHOUT !"
"SHOUT !"
"SHOUT !"
"SHOUT !"
"SCREAM !"
"Le'gasp !"
"Seriously. How are we gonna get moula ??"
I sing this next bit to the tune of Untouched . . . "I need moula you need CASH CASH !! A la la la !! La la la la !! You can la la la la la la I wanna wanna wanna get get get what I want don't stop, gimme gimme gimme yo money ney ney--"
"MY EARS !! THEY BLEED !!" Total shouted.
"I have an idea for money . . ." Fang 2 suddenly said with an accent, while stroking a non-existant beard.
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