A black limo pulls up outside the arena, where The Young Bucks are waiting. The window rolls down to reveal a masked man
Masked Man: Is it done?
Matt Jackson: It's done, Master. As the humans say, the stage is set for your match tonight.
Masked Man: Good. For now, focus on winning the Tag Team Titles, and don't worry. If you're in trouble, just give the signal and Sara will send someone to help. Remember, even though it's not a no-DQ match, you guys have the experience edge over Monarchy. Use that to your advantage.
Matt and Nick: Yes, Master.
The Young Bucks bow before their master, before the limo drives away. In the arena...
Kloss: Well, what a night we've had so far! We've crowned 2 champions already, and we're gonna crown 3 more!
Joey Styles: Oh, you got that right! Now, we're gonna have an I Quit match to crown the first IXW Women's Champion! It will be Cheerleader Melissa facing off against a mystery opponent, with AJ Styles as the special guest enforcer! If our head referee Jimmy Korderas finds himself in any way unable to carry out his duties during this match, then Styles will take over, and, if necessary, call for the bell.
The Prodigy - Firestarter
Cheerleader Melissa walks to the ring holding what appears to be a large bag, with Sexy Star by her side
Borash: The following contest is an I Quit match, and it is to determine the first ever IXW Women's Champion! Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Sexy Star, from San Francisco, California, Cheerleader Melissa!
Kloss: Now we're going into the best part of the show!
Joey Styles: Hey, eyes on the ring, idiot!
Kloss: Uh, what? (clears throat) Sorry.
Joey Styles: Yeah, damn right! Just so you know, I'm keeping a pitcher of ice water under the table in case that ever happens again!
Kloss: OK, OK! I won't do that again.
Just to emphasise his point, Joey Styles grabs the pitcher of ice water from under the announce table and places it on top
Borash: And her opponent...
Hollywood Undead - Day of the Dead
Borash: From Salem, Massachusetts, SARA DEL FUEGO!
Del Fuego walks to the ring slowly, while holding onto her Spellbook
Korderas: Sara, you ready?
Del Fuego silently nods
Korderas: Melissa, you ready?
Melissa: Oh, yeah.
Korderas: Ring the bell!
The bell rings 3 times and Melissa and Del Fuego lock up
Kloss: It looks like things are gonna start off slowly.
Melissa attempts to punch Del Fuego, who counters, grabs Melissa from behind and launches her into the turnbuckles with a German Suplex
Joey Styles: Oh, my GOD! Melissa could have had her neck broken!
Kloss: What a German suplex! Oh, the referee's gonna have to check on her.
Korderas runs over to Melissa
Korderas: You OK?
Melissa: Yeah.
Melissa stands up, holding her neck. Sexy Star, purely out of curiosity, looks inside the bag Melissa left at ringside. She pulls out a strange-looking mask
Del Fuego: Time to die!
Sexy Star, having realised what the strange mask means, runs into the ring and spears Melissa
Kloss: What the...?!
Joey Styles: Sexy Star just betrayed Melissa!
Del Fuego goes to the outside of the ring, grabs her Spellbook, re-enters the ring and places the book on the canvas
Kloss: What is Del Fuego doing with that book?!
Joey Styles: I'm guessing that's not a paper-back novel!
Del Fuego grabs Melissa and sets her up for a Cradle DDT
Kloss: No. No, come on! Don't do this, Sara! Not Salem's Curse on the book!
Sara hits Salem's Curse onto her Spellbook, knocking Melissa unconscious
Joey Styles: OH, MY GOD!
Sara turns Melissa over and locks her in a Crossface/Scissored Armbar combination, while AJ Styles leads Sexy Star out of the ring
Korderas: Hey! Hey, she's out! Ring the bell!
The bell rings 3 times, after which Korderas hands Sara the IXW World Women's Championship, which, in design, is similar to the NXT Women's Championship
Borash: Here is your winner, and the first ever IXW World Women's Champion, SARA DEL FUEGO!
CFO$ - Sky's the Limit
The crowd goes nuts when they see Sasha Banks on the stage, with her boyfriend, Freddy Escobar. Both of them are holding microphones
Escobar: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Cut the music! I believe my girlfriend here, Sasha Banks, has something to say!
Banks: Sara, I hope you enjoy that title, because as a 'thank you' from Edge over there, I've been given the right to choose my own match at Power Struggle, and I've chosen a Submissions Count Anywhere match for the IXW World Women's Championship!
Sasha Banks and Freddy Escobar walk backstage, as Sara del Fuego does the same through the crowd a few seconds later
Backstage
The other co-owner of IXW is stood outside his office, speaking to someone on his phone
Co-Owner: Yeah. So let's go over the plan again one more time. I've signed you and your boys to contracts, and in return, you guys take out the Young Bucks. Good. Glad we're on the same page. Alright, your match is next, so get out there.
In the ring
Borash: The following tag team contest is set for one fall, and it is to determine the first-ever IXW World Tag Team Champions! Introducing first...
Powerwolf - Army of the Night
Borash: Currently residing in the Darkest Depths of Hell, Matt and Nick Jackson, THE YOUNG BUCKS!
The Young Bucks stumble onto the stage, being chased by King Caesar and DJ Kingston
Kloss: Wait a sec! That's DJ Kingston and King Caesar from the Monarchy! What the hell are they doing here?!
Joey Styles: I don't know, but I'm guessing they're taking on the Bucks tonight!
The 4 men enter the ring, after which the bell rings 3 times, Kingston throws Matt out of the ring and climbs to the top, while Caesar lifts Nick up for a Powerbomb
Joey Styles: Wait! Monarchy are thinking something big here!
Caesar hits the Powerbomb, which Kingston combines with a Diving Leg Drop
Kloss: Nice move there by Kingston and Caesar! Powerbomb combined with the Leg Drop!
Caesar pins Nick
Korderas: 1! 2!
Nick just gets his shoulder up
Kloss: Oh! Nick Jackson just kicks out!
Matt Jackson re-enters the ring, low-blows Caesar and hits him with a Superkick, then goes to hit Kingston with a Superkick, but Kingston dodges it and hits Matt with Trouble in Paradise
Kloss: What a kick by Kingston! Matt Jackson may be out cold!
Nick stands up, only to be hit, by Kingston, with a kick to the gut, followed by a Flip Piledriver
Joey Styles: HONOLULU DESTROYER!
Caesar and Kingston pin Matt and Nick at the same time
Korderas: 1, 2, 3! Ring the bell!
The bell rings 3 times
Thousand Foot Krutch - Courtesy Call
Borash: Here are your winners and the first ever IXW World Tag Team Champions, representing the Monarchy, DJ Kingston and KING CAESAR!
Freddy Escobar, Sasha Banks and Dylan Torres enter the ring, with Escobar holding a microphone
Escobar: Hey, hey, hey, cut the music! Edge, you've got Paul London and Ben Jones fighting tonight to determine the first World Heavyweight Champion, right?!
Edge nods
Escobar: Yeah, well, you know what? I want in!
Edge: What?!
Escobar: You heard me! Make the main event a Triple Threat!
Edge: I can't do that! The match is next!
Escobar: Alright, fine, fine. Dylan, go get her.
Dylan Torres leaves the ring, walks over to Edge's girlfriend Beth Phoenix and drags her into the ring, before lifting her for a Package Piledriver
Kloss: Oh, come on! Let her go, damn it!
Edge: OK, OK! You're in the match! Just... Let her go.
Escobar: Thank you! Dylan?
Torres instead hits the Package Piledriver on Phoenix, knocking her out, while Escobar simply laughs
Escobar: Oh, and Edge? I'd stay at ringside if I were you. You don't wanna miss this. Get my opponents out here now!
Hollywood Undead - Day of the Dead
Ben Jones walks to the ring with Sara del Fuego
The Union Underground - South Texas Deathride
Paul London walks to the ring, but is stopped by Dylan Torres, who hits him with a Spinning Lariat
Kloss: Oh, the Crushing Blow by Dylan Torres!
Torres pulls out a pair of handcuffs and cuffs London to the ringpost
Joey Styles: This is just great! How the hell's London meant to compete while he's handcuffed to the ringpost?!
Kloss: I don't know, but I think Jimmy Korderas is starting the match anyway.
Korderas: Alright, start the match!
The bell rings 3 times
Joey Styles: This is ridiculous! Paul London can't even get in the ring!
Kloss: Oh, wait a minute! Jones has Escobar in a side headlock!
Jones performs a cut throat taunt, signalling for the Hellfire Driver. He hits it, driving Escobar into the floor head first, but as he goes for the pin, Foxdre comes out, holding the IXW World Cruiserweight Championship
Korderas: 1, 2...
Foxdre pulls Jones out of the ring and hits him in the face with the Cruiserweight Championship
Kloss: Foxdre just blasted Jones with the Cruiserweight title, and now it looks like he's going to free Paul London from the cuffs!
Foxdre runs to London, but instead of freeing him from the handcuffs, he sandwiches London's head between the ringpost and Foxdre's boot, causing the crowd to boo Foxdre loudly
Foxdre: WHAT?!
Escobar gets up and runs at Jones, who lifts him in preparation for a Fallaway Slam, but Sasha Banks knocks Sara del Fuego out, pulls Jones's legs out from under him and grabs them so Escobar can pin Jones, but Jones cannot kick out
Korderas: 1, 2, 3! Ring the bell!
Kloss: WHAT?!
Joey Styles: Oh, come on!
Borash: Here is your winner and the first ever IXW World Heavyweight Champion, FREDDY ESCOBAR!
Joey Styles: Oh, that is BULLCRAP!
Killswitch Engage - This Fire Burns
CM Punk walks to the ring, but not before freeing an unconscious Paul London from his handcuffs and grabbing a steel chair and a microphone
Punk: Freddy, I gotta say, I hired the right guys to take down the Coven!
Kloss: What the...?! So CM Punk was behind the Monarchy debuting this entire time?!
Joey Styles: I think so, yeah!
Kloss: Well, ladies and gentlemen, that's all we have time for! As we are left wondering what the hell is going on here, we hope you enjoyed IXW Opening Night! Make sure to look out for our weekly show, Xtreme Warfare, every Thursday! Goodnight, everybody!
Well, while that wasn't one of the best chapters I've ever written, I really wanted to get IXW up and running again. With that in mind, I am now re-opening OC applications, but I only have a few spots left on the roster, so anyone wanting to be a part of IXW should start writing their OC application forms out as soon as possible.
Also, here is the full set of results for IXW Opening Night:
Electrified Steel Cage match to determine the inaugural IXW Hardcore Champion: Scott Steiner def. Wade Barrett
5-way Elimination match to determine the inaugural IXW World Cruiserweight Champion: Foxdre won by last eliminating Rey Mysterio
I Quit match to determine the inaugural IXW World Women's Champion: Sara del Fuego def. Cheerleader Melissa
Tag Team match to determine the inaugural IXW World Tag Team Champions: The Monarchy (DJ Kingston & King Caesar) def. The Coven (Matt and Nick Jackson)
Triple Threat match to determine the inaugural IXW World Heavyweight Champion: Freddy Escobar def. Ben Jones and Paul London
The first episode of Xtreme Warfare will be up on Thursday, the 25th of August.
Hope you enjoyed the show!