A/N: I'm curious: would you guys like to see this expanded into a full fic? Because I'm really considering making it a longer story; it would be a juxtaposition of Shawn and Lassiter's teenage years. What do you think?
"School's Out" by Alice Cooper
"I know guys like you, Lassie," Shawn said calmly, looking deep into Lassiter's eyes. "In high school, you were the hall monitor, the teacher's pet, the kid who sat alone and ate lunch in the library. In college, you were the RA, the guy who called the cops on all the parties. Right?"
Lassiter's expression didn't change, even though a million images were flashing through his mind. Making out with the quarterback of the high school football team in the locker room. Smoking a joint with the janitor in the broom closet. Helping his buddy do a keg stand at a frat party while still making out with the guy who he later had a threesome with.
Shawn smirked. "I know I'm right, Carly. Guys like you are all the same."
Lassiter smiled calmly. "I guess you're right, Spencer. You really got me pegged."