Hello my peoples :3 Here's my next Skulduggery Pleasant Quiz.
DISCLAIMER: SERIOUSLY I'M FED UP OF DOING THESE.
Enjoy.
BEWARE: MENTALLY SCARRING IMAGES.
1. Ghastly Bespoke
2. Skulduggery Pleasant
3. Valkyrie Cain
4. Fletcher Renn
5. Lord Vile
6. Dusk
7. Nefarian Serpine
8. Darqueese
9. Dexter Vex
10. China Sorrows
1. 1. 8, 7 and 3 decide to start a band. What instruments do they play?
Ghastly, Darqueese, Sperine and Valkyrie sart a band. WAIT. Isn't Darqueese Valkyrie? ARGHHH. #MINDCEPTION
2. 2 proposes to 4. Do they accept?
Skulduggery proposes to Fletcher. SERIOUSLY! *runs away, trying to remove images from mmy mind*
3. How would you feel if you found out that 9 is your long-lost twin?
Dexter? NOT HAPPY. COS THEN IT WOULD BE INCEST. Seriously though if you know me you would know my insane crush I have on Dexter Vex.
4. 2 and 7 are a couple. 1 is stalking 2. 7 is having an affair with 9 and 10 tells 2. 2 is heart-broken and runs off with 5. 1, mad with jealousy, kills 5 and kidnaps 2. (Poor 2…)
Skulduggery and Serpine are a couple. (WHAT THE ATCUAL $^!%) Ghastly is stalking Skulduggery. Serpine is having an afair with Dexter and China tells Skulduggery. (Awww :3 Chinduggery dance.) Skulduggery is heartbroken and runs off with Vile. (Wouldn't that be running off with himself?). Ghastly, mad with jealously, kills Lord Vile and kidnaps SKulduggery. Wait I thought Ghastly killed Lord Vile? *BACKING AWAY SLOWLY BEFORE MY MIND EXPLODES*
5. 6/2 or 6/3?
Dusk/Skulduggery (D:)
Dusk/Valkyrie. PREFERABLY NONE.
6. 7 and 1 break into your house. Do you a) hug them, b) call the police, c) phone your friend and shriek, 'I KNEW THEY WERE REAL!' d) run off with them or e) start quoting the books at them?
Serpine and Ghastly break into my house. (Ghastly is carrying Serpine in a box :'3) I would do D!
7. Would 5/9 be a good couple?
Lord Vile/Dexter. O.O
Not even I would ship that.
8. When 8 was a kid, what do you think he/she wanted to be?
Darqueese. Wait isn't that the same as Valkyrie. I REALLY NEED TO STOP INCLUDING THEM IN THE SAME QUIZ.
9. 6 writes a soppy love letter to 9. 4 finds it. What does 4 do?
Dusk writes a soppy love letter to Dexter Vex. Fletcher finds it. HE WOULD PROBABLY SHOW EVERYONE THEN SKULDUGGERY WOULD USE IT AS BLACKMAIL.
10. Would 9 give their life for 1?
Dexter for Ghastly? Probably because they were part of The Dead Men.
"We were fighting...and dying for eachother." - Dexter Vex - Death Bringer
HOPE YOU ENJOYED THAT.
Bless your face. If you sneezed whilst reading this, bless you.
~RiverLegend.