Title- 10 Problems With Each Shinigami
Author- Akira
Chapter- 4
Shinigami of choice- The Beaner, Chad
This chapter is hosted by- Kuchiki, Rukia
Every chapter will have someone making fun of someone else. Hinted Yaoi, but not often. These chapters can contain rants to scenes, but it will be just stuff on here. There might be some OOCness in some chapters.
This chapter contains racism, don't like, don't read. xD But yea, seriously. I let out all of my anger from school in stuff on here. This is for comedic purposes ONLY.
Rukia shows her DARK side!!!
Some spoilers, you have been warned!
I do NOT own Bleach... For if I did.. Aizen would win the war D
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1. The silence. Who extends their sentences that long, neh?!?! I ask you! Not someone who still has ANY sanity, of course.
2. His name. What the hell? I can't even spell it right!!(Look at opening of this chapter for proof!!)
3. He is such a loser. Sure, he's strong and all, but he's had his ass kicked so many times, who cares? I even think Ishida's better!
4. Fangirl rating. He has a lower fangirl rating than Shizune from Naruto. Read recent polls to see she is at the bottom, right next to the ugly ass Kankuro. Btw, if anyone knows, WHERE THE HELL IS GAARA AFTER THE FIRST ARC?! Seriously...
5. Now that I think about it.. The pauses in his sentences could be from some weird sort of disease... Like Tourrets or something...
6. "Chad... why are you talking to a bird?" He looked up at me and said,"Because....
.......
......He responds."
7. (Invovling #6) Crazy, right? Well... I feel bad, its his only friend. (Laughing my ass off while writing this)
8. He's f-ugly. Yet he has 3 percent of bleach fangirls hearts. 3 Percent is enough to make me say "Holy shit, mexicans watch Bleach?"
9. (Relation to #8) Mexicans watching Bleach... No! Man, no! First the americans, then the europians. Tite Kubo said hed stop after canadian, but NOOO, we HAD to do Mexican. Well guess what wetbacks, americans ancestors had to learn english, so pick up the freakin english textbook and get learnin, jerks. I swear to god if we win the war, next step is to stop immigration.
God.. I am such a racist.. But, what do I care? I have soo many fans because I'm soo beautiful and perfect.. HEY! I'm kinda like Oprah... Cept not fat. I'm on a diet you know. But nevermind that. Onto number 10!
10. He sucks. Enough said. He lost to Nnoitra verrryy easily. But Nnoitra's awesome, so hed win anyway. He also lost to Shunsui in under 5 minutes. Pathetic.
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Yesh.. Nnoitra IS awesome