Kakuzu watched as his roommate left the room, The lethargic body sat up. Two emerald eyes looking around the dimly lit room. A small desk lamp kept the room from being completely engulfed in darkness. The trashcan was overflowing with used tissues and several tissue boxes lay beside it. The wooden dresser was covered in clothes, drawers hanging open and his once neatly made bed was no more. A small grimace etched onto his face. Kakuzu stood , feeling dizzy causing him to lean against the bronze wall. After a moment passed and he regained balance he walked to his dresser and randomly collected his attire for the day. He turned slowly, to makes sure he wouldn't get light headed. Kakuzu looked like the personification of a person on death's unforgiving door, His once tan skin was pale and cold, black bags under his dull eyes, his weak body slightly hunched and sluggish. A wheezing, hoarse cough would escape his mouth as if on cue with every uneven breath. The ill man shuffled to the bathroom, making sure to close and lock the door while he was in the shower, the last thing he needed was Hidan barging in on him while he was naked. Kakuzu felt the slightest bit of warmth on his cheeks, quickly he turned on the sink and drenched his face with cold water. He stared into the mirror for a brief moment , then undressed and stepped into the shower. When he was done, he opened the door and was greeted by the inviting smell of delicious food. The smell filled his lungs, his stomach growling in retaliation. He slowly walked back to his room, making sure to be a quiet as possible to avoid the awkward situation. Kakuzus almost naked body was covered in a thin towel, the pale blue towel wrapped around his waist snuggly. The man tip-toed past the kitchen door as quickly as possible, a sigh of relief escaped his mouth when he thought he was safe.

" I cooked food!" Hidans voice was oddly prideful. The pale body swung around the corner of the door frame. The tan body stiffened, just his luck. He couldn't just scurry off to his room--well he could, but his pride wouldn't let him. Kakuzu straightened his body and tuned on his heel slowly.

SHIT!- Damn - What the hell?--When im half naked?!

The voice inside Kakuzus head screamed, and cursed at himself.

Play it off, go with the flow!

The silver silhouette in the door way was frozen, in awe of Kakuzus once again beautiful body but because of the once again; he reminded himself, awkward situation.

For jashins sake! What the shit?! Seriously.

Hidan took note of the more and more awkward positions they had been in.

( pun not intended XD)

" Um, ok….thanks" The emerald eyes made sure not to make eye contact.

Hidan stared at Kakuzu, his body wet and steam practically coming off of him, his midnight black hair damp and covering most of his face, the emerald eyes burning through his thick lashes, and that tan skin, the skin looked so creamy, and the stitched didn't help Hidan in this particular dilemma, the stitches turned him on even more. Most of all, his face, His masculine features, the squaring jaw lines, the cheekbones, the violet eyes analyzed every single detail and saved it into his memory. The scene took him into a whole new level of ecstasy. He couldn't explain it; he wasn't the most handsome man on earth, but to Hidan he was. The Jashinist noticed his gawking and shook the dirty thoughts out of his head.

" For The love of Jashin, just because your sick doesn't give you the right--Just put on some clothes, seriously." The crimson eyes looked down with sorrow, he could hardly believe he had said those words. The words his body dreaded and his mind unknowingly said. Hidan wanted anything but for Kakuzu to leave his sight, especially like this.

At least you played it safe.

" Ill bring it to your room, I don't want your diseases all over the damn house." His voice blunt, he knew it would pick things up. " I don't have a damn disease you ass!" Kakuzu got defensive, giving the smallest hint of a smirk. It made the pale mans knees want to buckle, " Just get your ass back in bed." Kakuzu had an odd feeling that Hidan was serious. Hidan flashed a smile and turned back into he kitchen. The stitched man was dazed, the smile , his smile, then he thought for a moment. There was no way in hell Hidan was getting the last word,

" Don't burn down MY house!" The husky voice playfully shouted, as Kakuzu walked back into his room, before closing the doors Hidans voice ricocheted down the hall, " Miser!"

" Fuck you!" Kakuzu genuinely smiled, he felt better already, " Maybe later!" Just those words made Kakuzus hormones to rage, giving him sweet butterflies, and not so sweet but very dirty thoughts. The black head shook, rolling his eyes, as he smirked knowing that he should expect something like that from the one and only. He quickly changed into a black tank top and some sweats, then moving back into his bed. A few minuets passed, Hidan was about to open the door but he thought about all the embarrassing circumstances, that could happen, a pastel fist knocked lightly on the door

" Are you-errr…..decent?" The Jashins voice a little to soft for his liking, " Yes." Hidan held a tray of food, using one hand he opened the door and took a step back. His roommate looked horrible, the shower helped but it didn't do the trick. Bags still rested under Kakuzus eyes, his wheezing and sniffling just overwhelmed him. The set the tray on the bed, over Kakuzu. Hidan walked around the other side of the bed and sat, letting one of his legs fall off the bed; he held the other. He stayed that way watching Kakuzu.

" What?" Kakuzu noticed Hidan staring at him, before the silver headed man could answer he finished for him, " Yea, I know I look like shit." His voice low. " How do you feel?" Hidans voice was calming and soft, the first time ever, The shocked Kakuzu looked over, the violet eyes weren't wild like any other time. They were worried . " Like Shit." His words blunt, causing Hidan to laugh lightly. A small blush crept onto his face, he continued to eat.

" You look flushed." The slim pale man got up and strode to the other side of the bed. He stood beside Kakuzu, the tan man looked up and rose an eyebrow. Without warning the silver headed man reached for Kakuzus face, letting the back of his hand rest on his forehead. Kakuzu pulled back, " I'm not going to do anything!-seriously" Hidans patience was wearing thin. Kakuzu returned to eating, trying his hardest to make the blush disappear from his cheeks. Hidan spent five minuets trying to feel his stubborn roommates temperature but every time he would try Kakuzu would move or grunt.

" Holy shit! You stubborn Asshole" Hidans slim finger jerked Kakuzus face up, his face tilted up looked at Hidan. The heart inside the tan mans chest was beating like five hearts that had run ten miles in five minuets. Hidans porcelain face was inching closer, not to mention he was surprised Kakuzu couldn't hear his heart pounding, making the angelic face turn the lightest hint of pink. The soft skin of Hidans cheek grazed Kakuzus forehead. It stayed that way for about a minuet.

" I think you might have a fever." Hidans voice was unsure. " Eh" was the only response back. Hidan was tired so he just took the tray out and walked out the room, but before the door closed a voice reached his ears, "Thank you." Kakuzu smiled, and Hidan turned a new shade of pink, thanking Jashin he wasn't facing his roommate. " Don't mention it." Hidan shut the door and let Kakuzu rest, He would be better in no time if he stayed in bed. The Jashinist smiled to himself, soon he could put his plan with Deidara into action. For now, though, he had only one thing in the world to worry about, Kakuzus health. Hidan knew Kakuzu could be careless at times , but not often. Kakuzu would--should have enough sense to not just go out in the rain without a jacket.

Dumb Ass, Hidan thought then paused for a moment

Then what does that make the one who loves him? Hidan laughed confused with his own logic and finished off the dishes. The slim body was about to walk out the kitchen when he saw a small bag on the counter. Gummy Worms?

A small smile etched onto his face. Hidan grabbed the bag and made his way to his room.

Ok So I know I havent updated in forever but I tried REALLY REALLY REALLY HARD on this! I hope its OK. At least until I update again, but on the bright side I think I got my mojo back!!! XD

MOJO?

* turns to see who said that*

WHAT THE HELL?! ---Zetsu?!??! How the shit did you get in my house!

Zetsu : Doors Unlocked.

Creeps could just walk in!

Me: * WTF and ironic face* really?…* Laughs nervously* yea how stupid of me!

Zetsu : * gives an evil questioning look*

Me : Zetsu ! I choose you!

Zetsu : She Owns nothing…or the world of naruto would be ruined!

Did you just refer to me a a god- damned POKE-MON!!?!?

Me : Ain't he cute?

Zetsu : Cute ^^ she thinks were cute

CUTE?!? Ill show you cute, Ill can eat you!

ME:* Runs* BYE FOR NOW! Thank you all * glomps all!*

Zetsu: *runs after* Don't forget to review!

Review or ill eat you too!