Amarwen: Since we have some newcomers to this story one of them will say the disclaimer
Eragon: As long as you don't hurt us
Amarwen:*Grabs a hat out of no where and put folded pieces of paper in it with the Eragon characters names on it* And the disclaimer will be said by.... drum roll please.
Darth Vader:*Drums on desk*
Amarwen: ... .... ... Dot Dot Dot... .... ... ............... ..............
Luke: Just hurry up and say it!
Amarwen: Fine! Murtagh!
Murtagh:*Grabs piece of paper* It's blank!
Amarwen: I know, they all are I was going to pick you anyway.
Murtagh: Amarwen doesn't own IM, thank god!
Chapter 4: Hello IMing
Amarwen: Fear the wooden stake!
Nemesis: TreeHuggingPitchfork
Wolf: Jelly Spoons
Darth Sugar: Mwhahahahaaaaa
Ahsoka: Snips
Darth Vader: Sith1237
Pulpy: Sith Emperor
Obi-wan: Wise Guy
Luke: Sky Guy 2.0
Sauron: Burning Eye
Voldemort: Snaky
Amarwen took out her laptop and went onto IM. She had showed it to Luke and Eragon yesterday and knowing them they would have told everyone.
Fear the wooden stake! Has logged on
TreeHuggingPitchfork Has logged on
Wise Guy Has logged on
Fear the wooden stake!: The Giant Red Bananas are coming! Nemesis Run!
TreeHuggingPitchfork: I'm Running! AAGGHH!!! Spinning tops of DOOM!
Wise Guy: ...
Jelly Spoons Has logged on
Jelly Spoons: I just escaped, they have taken the kitchen!
Fear the wooden stakes! And TreeHuggingPitchfork: Noooo!!!
Wise Guy:...
Mwhahahahaaaaa Has logged on
Jelly Spoons: AARRRGGGHHH!!!! They have me! Save yourselves!
Jelly Spoons Has been disconnected
TreeHuggingPitchfork: WOLF!!!!
Fear the wooden stake!: She was so young...
Wise Guy: Can someone tell me what is going on?
Mwhahahahaaaaa: Well you see, we got bored and wondered what would happen if we tried to clone bananas.
Fear the wooden stake!: But we sort of spilt some red dye and some random chemicals into it and now there are giant red bananas that have spinning tops of DOOM!
Jelly Spoons Has been re-connected
TreeHuggingPitchfork: You live!
Jelly Spoons: All they wanted was some coffee. They have now gone to get Pulpy.
Sith Emperor Has logged on
Sith Emperor: Who sent giant red bananas to me?!?
Fear the wooden stake!: Stalker! *Pulls out lightsaber*
Sith Emperor: I'm not stalking you at the moment. I might later. But can someone tell me who sent the bananas after me?
Everyone:*Points at wolf*
Jelly Spoons: Thanks guys *Pulls out liquorice whip*
Sith1237 Has logged on
Sith1237: Why are there spinning tops of DOOM! destroying my ship?
Wise Guy: It's best if you don't know.
Sith1237 Has logged out
Sith Emperor Has logged out
Fear the wooden stake! Has logged out
TreeHuggingPitchfork Has logged out
Jelly Spoons Has logged out
Mwhahahahaaaaa Has logged out
Amarwen: Hey Nemesis!
Nemesis: Yes?
Amarwen: Did you know there is a Greek Goddess called Nemesis.
Luke: Really?
Amarwen: Yes. Here's what I found. She is the goddess of divine punishment for wrongdoing.
Nemesis: Cool, so I can punish wrong doers.
Obi-wan: Sounds like it.
Nemesis: *Pulls out pitchfork* Oh Pulpy, you're a wrong doer, come here so I can hurt you!
Pulpy: You just had to tell her?
Amarwen: Stalker!