GiddyGirl228 does not own, nor say she owns, Sly Cooper 1: Sly Cooper and the Thievous Raccoonus, Sly 2: Band of Thieves, or Sly 3: Honour Among Thieves. She also denies owning any characters that take part in the Sly Cooper Collection. The Sly Cooper Collection belongs to Sucker Punch Productions and Sony, and to Sucker Punch Productions and Sony only. GiddyGirl228, however, owns Giddy.

Giddy: Hey! People reviewed! *Eating Popcorn*

Carmelita: Do we get any popcorn?

Giddy: No.

Sly: Neyla and Clockwerk get popcorn!

Giddy: Because I like them, you dip.

new thief292
2011-03-28 . chapter 3

neyla i dare you to have carmelita shave youre fur sly: heres a voodoo doll of carmelita have fun

Neyla: NO!

Carmelita: Aww, Kitty, you afraid of losing your fur?

Giddy: Just shave it off, Cop Lady, before I shave yours off.

Carmelita: With pleasure. *Happily shaves Neyla's fur off*

Neyla: I look stupid.

Carmelita: Cuz you are.

Giddy: *Snaps fingers and all off Neyla's fur is magically back*

Carmelita: Whu-how?

Giddy: Magic!

Carmelita: Put it back!

Giddy: Why?

Carmelita: The dare said so.

Giddy: Never said how long it had to stay off.

Carmelita: PUTA!

Giddy: Perra.

sly: heres a voodoo doll of carmelita have fun

Neyla: But you he's gonna rape it.

Sly: I wouldn't!

Neyla: Sure you wouldn't.

Carmelita: Voodoo dolls are just a bunch off myths, Giddy.

Giddy: *Stabs Carmelita Doll in eye*

Carmelita: My eye!

Giddy: Works great. *Throws it to Sly*

Sly: This will come in handy. *Smirks evilly*

Carmelita: Oh, crap.

Mr. Bobio
2011-03-28 . chapter 3

1: Carmelita, apologize to Sly for everything you have ever done.

Carmelita: I haven't done anything to him!

Sly: What about the inncident back in Bombay-

Carmelita: I am very deeply sorry about that.

Rocky:

Carmelita: Okay, Giddy, your rock is starting to scare me.

2: Sly cuddle with Neyla

Sly: HELL NO!

Giddy: Hell yes!

Sly: I ain't hugging that thing!

Neyla: You know you want me.

Sly: Eww!

Giddy: Go cuddle with her know or I'll write a Romance FanFict between you two.

Sly: But-

Giddy: Now!

Sly: But-

Giddy: That's it. I'm going to write a Romance FanFict between you two.

Sly: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

3: Clockwerk gets to have Sly in a cage and can do anything he wants.

Clockwerk: Decent dare. *Shoves Sly in Cage and then hangs him over a pit a sulfuric acid.

Sly: I hate you.

Giddy: Sorry, Guys out of time. We'll continue with the dares next chapter!

Sorry for the dares I didn't get to.

Rocky is too.