Disclaimer: I do not own Attack On Titan

AN: I have had a lot of fun writing a bit of humor in the last chapter and this one! I'm waiting for the series to arrive in the mail so I can write in Eren and the rest of the group! It should be here either tomorrow or the next day. But till then I'm going to build a little more of Kali's relationships with every one. I haven't really put much of her motherly nature in her, which i have had in mind for this character since she popped into my head. So hopefully I can bring some of that out a bit more in this chapter. I sure hope you are enjoying this as much as I have had writing it!!!!

Kali entered the kitchen and smiled at what she saw. Levi had fallen asleep in one of the chairs again. A tea cup sat in front of him on the table half drank and cold. A rag was tied around his neck. She figured he had used it to cover his nose and mouth as he cleaned. Now he was sleeping in a very uncomfortable position. His head leaned back making it look like his neck could break from the angle. One hand was still laying on the table close to the tea cup, while the other was dangling at his side. His legs spread out in front of him, keeping him on the chair.

Kali quietly took the tea cup and placed it in the sink, then got busy making breakfast. Hoping she could work quietly enough with out waking Levi. She knew he didn't sleep much, so when she would find him asleep in her kitchen she tried to prolong waking him as long as possible. She brewed him a new batch of tea and sat a fresh cup in front of him. As the food cooked Levi started to stir. His muscles felt stiff as he attempted to stretch them out. He slowly opened his eyes and the first thing he saw was a fresh cup of tea sitting before him. The second thing he saw was Kali's back as she cooked away humming to herself. He took a drink from his tea cup and cleared his throat when she didn't turn around.

"I heard the cup." Kali said smirking over her shoulder at him. "To good for the bed, or was Erwin snoring again?"

"He sounds like a drowning bear." Levi admitted as he ran a hand through his hair. Making it stand up in a few places. Kali had never seen it look so messy in all the time she had known him. He slowly made his way over to Kali, tea cup in hand, and glanced over her shoulder at what she was cooking. She was surprised with how close he was too her. He seemed to like stepping into her personal space a lot more than he had before.

"That looks disgusting." Levi said glaring at the food as if it offended him just being there.

"Then don't eat it." Kali said with a sweet smile. She took out a spoon and scooped up a bit and held it out to Levi. He took a step back and shook his head. His hair falling into his face. Kali giggled. "I promise it is way better than it looks, and Hange hasn't been around to mess it up."

Levi slowly opened his mouth and Kali placed the food in his mouth. He had to admit it was very good. "Not bad. It's edible I guess."

"And that's Levi's way of saying it's delicious." Kali replied with a proud smile.

"Tch. Whatever." Levi replied as he jumped up on the counter. He could see Kali biting her bottom lip as she tried to keep quiet about whatever was swimming around in her head. Levi sat up against the wall and took a sip of his tea. "I'll give you one free short joke since it's your birthday and all."

No sooner has the words come out of his mouth, Kali gave him a wicked grin. "Do you sit on the counters because they make you taller, or do you just like the view from way up there?"

"The view." Levi replied as Erwin and Hange walked into the kitchen. He leaned in closer to Kali, knowing Kali hadn't seen them. "I can see down your shirt from up here."

Kali rolled her eyes, licked her palm, and pushed Levi's face away from her. Levi at once jumped off the counter and started rubbing his face with the rag still around his neck.

"That is disgusting!" Levi demanded. He heard Erwin and Hange laughing behind him and he glared over at them. Kali jumped when she heard the laughter and turned around to face the other two. Her face a deep crimson. Erwin walked up to her and placed his arm around her shoulders.

"You make me proud." Erwin said as he got his laughter under control. Hange on the other hand was laughing so hard she was doubled over holding her sides. Kali couldn't help but stand a bit taller till she looked over to see Levi glaring daggers at her. He was still rubbing his face with the rag. Kali dipped a towel in the fresh dish water and walked up to him and helped him wash his face. He was so shocked by her action and gentle touch that he allowed her to do so. She gently moved his hair out of his face and smiled.

"You're in need of a haircut." Kali said looking deep into his eyes. "I could cut it for you. I cut Erwins."

"Are you two done? Or do we need to give you some privacy?" Erwin asked causing Levi to push Kali's hand away from his face.

"Tch. My hair is fine." Levi said as a very slight blush crossed his cheeks.

"It is getting a bit long." Erwin said with a slight smirk. "Hard to keep out of your eyes. I'd say it's about time to cut it or pull it back."

"Fine." Levi growled then turned to Kali. "If you mess it up, I'm shaving your head bald in your sleep."

"I could always have Mike cut it. He does his own. He may even get a good sniff in." Kali said wiggling her eyebrows at him. "He's been waiting to get a wiff of you for over a year."

"Screw that." Levi growled. "It's creepy."

"His nose has saved our asses out in the field more times than I can count." Erwin said sticking up for the man that wasn't there.

"Doesn't make it any less creepy." Kali replied. She ruffled up Levi's already messy hair. He moved out of her touch and swatted her hand away. Kali didn't seem to mind as she went back to cooking. "I'll cut it after breakfast. Now will you three get the hell out of my kitchen so I can finish breakfast."

The three of them walked out but not before Erwin tossed her the book he had gotten her. "Happy Birthday Kalima."

Kali looked at Erwin in complete horror. First because he mentioned her birthday in front of Hange and second because he had used her full name. She threw the book at him but it was caught by Levi. If it was possible for Levi to look like Christmas had come early, it was happening at that moment. His eyes got a slight bit wider and the sides if his lips threatened to twist upwards.

"Kalima?" Levi said sounding a bit amused.

Kali pointed at him and her eyes slanted dangerously. "If I ever hear that come out of your mouth again, I will cover you in dirt while you sleep then tie you to the bed so you can't escape."

Erwin chuckled at her scolding tone. It was the first time she had used it on Levi and the man almost seemed unnerved by it.

"Momma Kali! Why didn't you tell any one that today was your birthday!" Hange said in a fit of excitement. "I've been asking you for over a year! Why are you cooking! You should have the day off! I'll finish…"

"No you won't. Last time you had free reign in my kitchen, you about burnt it down." Kali replied stubbornly. "Now get out. And if I hear one happy birthday from any one else I'm coming after you all."

Sorry for the short chapter. But I wanted to get it posted tonight and am to tired to attempt to write any more! I apologize for any mistakes. I usually read over everything but with my tired eyes there is a good chance I missed a few. Hope you enjoy!