Soo I'm sorry it took so long to update but i've had school and church and what not. Anywhoo... Yeah so i noticed i havent been titleing my chapters so i'll start doing that. Also i was wondering what other animes you guys are into because i need new fandoms. Shows count too, i love big bang theory and ncis but im not comfortable writing in Gibbs pov. I could never stay IC writing his thoughts. Plus writing about his sex life would be really uncomfortable. Anywhoo im babbling. Yeah so... Please review.
I dont own fma. Do i really have to keep saying it?

Roy sat at the table in the back room. Maes Hughes was passed out in his lap and Havoc was grinding against his leg calling it Sophia while the rest of his team watched in buzzed horror.

What did he do to desrve this?

After placing his bet, Roy had sat down to have a reluctant drink. It was the only way he could get Maes of his case. What he really wanted to do though, was find Edward. He'd looked so panicked coming into the club. Still, Roy had accepted a drink and now he couldn't get away. It was already two in the a.m. and by now everyone had left the club. Including Fullmetal.

Finally after thinking it through in his head he gave up. Kicking Havoc off and shoving Maes away he got up.
"Well, It's been fun, but I'm bored. I'm leaving." Tilting his head into his trademark smirk he stood outside the door and turned to face his team, "Don't do anything stupid, I don't want any bad news come tomorrow. As if I don't have enough paperwork." and with that he left, out the backroom and nightclub leaving his team to continue in their drunk gambling.

Roy sat at his desk, procrastinating as usual. The large stack of paperwork on his desk seemed to not only be growing but also taunting him. Calling him names and saying they'd screwed his mom. And... He was slowly going insane. Edward hadn't shown up to work today. Probably just late, thought Roy.

He wasn't worried. He was merely curious as to what could be more important than showing up to work. A mature gentleman always took care of his duties and, Oh my God he sounded like his father.

Three hours later Edward still wasn't here. Roy was sitting in the cafeteria, moving food around his plate as he listened to Havoc bitch and moan about how he needed someone to love him. God, could the man get anymore pathetic? Roy's pyro urges were acting up again. Urging him to just create one little spark. He seriously wondered what would happen if he burned Havoc's clothes off. Then deciding that seeing another man naked would probably just incite Armstrong into shedding his own clothes he quickly vetoed the idea.

Roy moved his thoughts to the bet. He still had no idea how to mess with Edward. The old tactics just didn't work anymore. Edward was the goddamn poster boy for calm rational behavior. And it was infuriating!

He could always insult Edward's brother or he could go classical and insult his mom. No, not even Roy would sink that low, plus Edward would probably castrate him for it. No, insulting Edward's family was not a good idea.

Well, Roy could always try persistance. Even the new Edward would cave if messed with repeatedly. Roy could just pester him over and over until he caved. Sighing, Roy continued playing with his peas. His hands were busy molding his food into a fort. He was so absorbed in his thoughts that he almost didn't notice the blonde firecracker when he burst through the room. Almost. Then again how could he not notice. Edward had stepped in through the double doors of the cafeteria slamming them on either side of the doorway. His face showed no emotion though, it was just as serene as always.

Roy and his team stared openly as Edward sat down with a prepackaged meal. It was even stranger when Ed pulled out a carton of milk. He didn't drink it though, he just walked over to the trash, dumped it, then continued with the rest of the meal. The rest of the meal went on with uneasy silence as he and his team tried to grow some balls and mess with Edward.

The only response Ed gave to the open staring was a blank expression and a semi raised brow. A few minutes later Roy was the only one watching Ed, all the others had given up, too intimidated to keep on looking, which was why he was the only one who caught the small, amused, almost pleased smile that grazed Ed's lips for half a second before he schooled his expression back to his usual one of calm maturity.

Okay i know its short and just a filler but i have school and a serious case of writers block. Of course if i got reviews i might actually update faster as well as actually have something happen.
Hint Hint. Also please if u write here or on fictionpress I advise you to finish your goddamn stories. I hate reading something awesome only to realize it was last updated in 2004. Please people I'm begging here.
Oh God I'm sorry I couldn't come up with a title for this chapter. If anyone has any ideas review or pm.