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During that day before they're suppose to meet at the bridge Mr. Duke had requested a private meeting with Gai and Kakashi.

"What did you wish to talk about?" Gai asked.

"Well it's about the princess…she's………well she's not a well person, you should be careful around her"

Kakashi was interested enough to look over his book "what do you mean 'not a well person'."

"Well I do believe that would be considered classified."

Gai was strangely silent "if we're guarding her we should know" Kakashi stated.

"I just wanted to warn you I'm not going to tell you our country's information."

"I didn't ask that…but are you saying she's insane or something?"

Mr. Duke looked incredibly insulted "I should say not! She just has some problems she might mix past with present and…she might be dangerous and her personality MIGHT change a little bit."

"How would she be dangerous?" Gai asked.

"I really don't know but under no circumstances are you to hurt her, sustain yes, harm NO!"

"Of course."

Later at 7 they all met at the bridge. Everyone was packed and Kikai had changed into an informal dark gray dress with four slits at the bottom, a light gray pack on her back and her hair was pulled into a tight bun. The only still princess stuff she was wearing was her silver circlet and fan, Mr. Duke was nagging at her quickly before they left.

"Now remember never wear your hair down and most importantly do not touch them!"

"But…they're my body guards…." She stated.

She had him "well…..but….erm……" he was stuck.

Kikai hugged the older man "I'll be fine see you when I get back."

Smiling he patted her on the head "be careful."

"Bye!"

Later on the trip

Kikai decided to drill Sakura and Tenten for the information questions like…

Do they always wear green spandex?

Is silver his natural color or is he old?

Is he blind?"

Why does his hair look like a chicken?"

Why does he have whisker like marks on his face?

After they answered her rather bold question she had bonded with Sakura & Tenten so they walked next to her.

The order they were in from front to back.

Gai & Lee (they insisted)

Neji (he keeps on switching)

Sakura, Kikai & Tenten

Sasuke & Naruto (Naruto keeps on switching too)

Kakashi (don't ask he wants to read his book in peace)

Kikai was a lot quieter than they thought she would be beside her random bold questions like are you gay or something. So they couldn't tell if she was a quiet person and the hyper ness was a cover to hide something or if she was a hyper person and she was trying to be polite.

Sakura and Tenten were eventually tired of the silence (beside Gai and Lee yelling about youth and Kikai's random questions)

"So Princess Monori-" Sakura began.

"Please it's alright if you call me Kikai we can't draw suspicion and I don't mind."

Sakura thought of Mr. Duke and shuddered but shook it off "ok then Kikai I've only heard a little about your culture would you mind telling me about it?"

"No not at all well for one our cultures aren't that different maybe a little different ethnic background ummm well to start most men aren't allowed to show emotions."

O.O

"WHAT?"

She sighed "let me finish have you heard about mind-nins they're what my country specializes in they use their emotions to control their chakra and to perform jutsu's without hand signs resulting in them mostly not showing emotion or option."

"REALLY" that was Naruto.

"I'm surprised you would know so much about" Neji commented indifferently.

"Excuse me?"

"I've heard some rumors about the Aboshi saying that women are not allowed to become shinobi in Aboshi."

A shadow seemed to cross over Kikai's face, then it got a very strained look "yes but I'm the princess it's required that I know about my own culture. But I must say I was very surprised when I found out there were female shinobi here."

Neji shrugged.

"That is amazing" Lee shouted from his place in front.

Kikai was slightly annoyed "what is?"

"That your shinobi are that powerful."

"Kakashi-sensei are mind-nins really that powerful?" Sakura asked Kakashi.

"No…….." Kikai glanced back at him "they're worse."

"Worse what do you mean?" Tenten asked.

"For one both sharingan and byakugan can't see what mind-nins do or even sense their presence."

Kakashi stared back at Kikai who gave him the 'Why the hell did you do that do you want me to kill you?' look.

Kikai forced a smile "well that's true they can hide their chakra and usually use mind jutsu's but other than that your sensei is exaggerating."

Kakashi looked at her carefully there was a reason she wasn't talking about the full power of mind-nins but what is it?

"So Kikai does your culture have special clans with kekkai genkai?" Sakura asked.

"Yes a few, actually one of the clans is the Monori clan."

"So you have a kekkai genkai," Naruto asked.

"I wouldn't know since well I'm a girl." Kikai replied icily as she opened her fan.

Tenten got curious "why did Mr. Knight…….."

"Duke" Kikai corrected.

"Duke, why did Mr. Duke order you not to wear your hair down."

"Oh it's a stupid rule but women in the court can't wear their hair down especially in front of unrelated men."

"Oh" Tenten had no problem with that rule no sire not at all.

Sakura mentally snarled "sounds like a male chauvinist country to me" she mumbled.

Kikai smiled as she said that "if you grew up there you might get use to it" she said as she fanned herself.

"I'm guessing the fan is another rule."

"Uh huh but I like that one a bit more and before you ask yes the circlet is a princess rule."

"Do your mind-nins wear something like our headband?" Lee asked (well yelled).

"Sort of, mind-nins wear a silver chain around their forehead."

Boy is that country obsessed with shades of gray or something Neji thought.

"Our country's symbolic color is mostly gray or different shades of it because it's an unemotional color it's neutral and is greatly respected" Kikai said with a bit of bite in her voice.

Neji went like this O.o no one saw of course.

They walked in complete silence for a few moments when Gai and Lee started yelling about youth.

"LEE"

"GAI SENSEI!"

"LEE" They embraced as their background came up.

Soon there was a 'riiiiiiiiiipp' everyone turned to the sound "Hey look their background is made of paper!" Kikai yelled with a piece of the sunset in her hand.

"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OUR BACKGROUND!"

"Hey I never noticed it was paper" Tenten commented to herself while Gai and Lee were crying over their lost background.

As they started walking again Kikai turned around momentarily looking past Kakashi, automatically he looked behind him. She narrowed her eyes then her glare turned to him then turned to a regular look. Slowing down so that she was next to him, they all watched her.

"You're a jounin right?"

"Yes…"

Kikai grabbed one of his hands and looked at the glove "I could tell by the gloves…. they're really nice" she seemed to be pondering the glove. Kakashi raised his visible eyebrow and looked at his still held hand. Letting go out his hand she smiled at him " I like your gloves" she commented and walked back to Tenten and Sakura. While the others lowered the eyebrow they had raised during that interesting scene.

After a few minutes Kikai dropped her fan "opps" she said as she bent over to pick it.

A few kunais whizzed past the top of her head if she had been standing they would have hit her.

"They're attacking" Gai yelled.

"Byakugan" Neji activated his Byakugan as he scanned the area their were three enemies obviously shinobi and not jounin.

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