Wow. How many days since I updated this? It seems like it's only been one. My, how the time flies when you're watching IRON MAN 3.

PM me if you've got thoughts about the movie and feel like talking about it with someone. XD

Here's chapter four, anyway. Gosh...I almost said chapter three. Has it really been that many already? Yikes.

Fair warning, this one is shorter...but that's mostly because I haven't got the time to think up anything too complex at the moment. I think I fulfilled everyone's requests with this one, though, so that's good. I feel accomplished now.

Enjoy!

Thor: ...and there you have it, brother.

Thor: ...behold. I am smiling. :)

Loki: WHAT IS THIS MAGIC?

Thor: Likenesses of human faces appear before you on the screen when certain symbols in the Midgardian English language are utilized.

Loki: (:

Thor: ALAS! IT NEVER BEFORE STRUCK MY MIND THAT IT COULD BE REVERSED!

Thor: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (:

Loki: And yet father chose you to become the king of Asgard.

Loki: This, I will never understand.

Tony: 'kay, so...I found something really cool on clint's phone.

Steve: I'm getting really tired of you, Stark.

Tony: 's okay. Im gettin real tired of u 2

Steve: So why text me.

Tony: it pisses you off. Alls well that ends well

Tony: Also im iron man.

Steve: Okay. Whatever. You were saying?

Tony: there's this thing on clint's phone.

Tony: text him now.

Tony: actually, everyone text him now.

Steve: How does this have anything to do with your job?

Tony: my job is science.

Tony: I'm experimenting.

Tony: hopefully that's not a problem, mother

Tony: hello?

Natasha: Clint talk to me.

Clint: tuna

Natasha: excuse me?

Clint: fish olive this whisker ellipses.

Natasha: STARK WHAT THE HELL

Tony: always a pleasure to speak with you, too, Natasha.

Clint: whats the portion

Clint: with my phosphorescent

Bruce: how is that even a word?

Loki: WHAT IS THIS MAGIC?

Bruce: I swear that's not my fault.

Tony: people just don't stay blocked from conversations the way they used to, huh?

Clint: endowment agrees entirely. Anger is the IRA.

Tony: ahahahaha-

Loki: How have I not discovered this yet? It would be a most gratifying "prank" to pull on my brother.

Tony: how do you understand the concept of autocorrect.

Bruce: love how that's not even a question

Natasha: there's autocorrect on these phones? D:

Tony: I'm tony stark. There can be if I want there to be.

Clint: wet the fish slapping.

Clint: *water buffalo is happening

Clint: **WHAT THE FRYING IS HARPOONING

Clint: -.-

Tony: *dying*

Natasha: loving today more and more

Clint: strudel evanescence

Clint: casket me to downton abbey

Bruce: group screenshot. Now. Everyone take one and enjoy this moment forever.

Tony: I've got one of the best [selective] memories in the world. I could enjoy this forever anyway.

Tony: and im smarter than all of you combined

Bruce: screw you!

Tony: oops

Clint: DO YOU DINGDONG ANY HIATUS

Natasha: er...no?

Clint: RYAN REYNOLDS ANSWER

Deadpool: lol what

Natasha: grrrrrrrr

Deadpool: ...bad respawn!

Clint: WHALES THE FUDGE

Clint: my calves burp jellyfish

Tony: awesome

Steve: ...hello, is this Reed Richards? I'd like to speak with you about a temporary living arrangement...

Fury: you girls need something to keep you alert and focused. You need something that can keep you training and thinking at the same time.

Fury: that something is a new teammate. I'm bringing them in tomorrow.

Tony: you don't seem to understand, fury...

Tony: I'm bankrolling this Avengers project. And unless said teammate is the cover model for-

Fury: enough, stark. I'm the executive decision-maker here.

Tony: false information.

Tony: WHAT ARE THESE LIES

Fury: ...so I may retain the thought that I have some semblance of authority in this situation.

Tony: don't try to sound smarterer than me fury.

Fury: don't worry. I'm not trying.

Steve: Damn. The Fantastic Four won't take me.

Tony: we can leave you on their doorstep and see if they change their minds.

Tony: seriously it's not too late the Baxter Building's real close

Steve: Apparently there's some issue with me looking too much like Johnny Storm. The public wouldn't take too well to it.

Deadpool: lol you guys are the worst.

Bruce: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY?!

Deadpool: which one of us is he talking to? I think it's you. Maybe it's you. We should both answer just in case.

Tony: Is he a little...

Bruce: o.O ?

Tony: ...yeah...

Deadpool: I LIKE MAKING SMILEY FACES TOO

Natasha: someone just get rid of this dude already.

Bruce: fury tell me this isn't the guy that you mentioned.

Fury: it's not.

Natasha: then who is...?

Spider-man: ...that would be me.

Tony: oh crap.

Clint: I squid my toucan? Spider panic and Canada?

Deadpool: I like this guy.

Spider-man: AVENGERS...ASSEMBLE!

Spider-man, Spider-man...does whatever a Deadpool can't... (?)

...and the re-introduction of the auto-correct plague! Anyone who reads my Merlin installment of the text messaging brigade will know that disease well.

(And does anyone like the new cover image?! You all were very confused about Loki's pop tarts, so I'm going to go ahead and say that YES, they were laced with dark magic. The giggles ensue.)

Anyway. What do you guys think of that little twist? Some semblance of a plot is forming...hmm...

More soon,

- Carlyle