Letters From The World
Dear FanFiction writers,
Why do i even bother? Oh well better get this rolling.
First of all, I am not a crazy psycho. When you are in love this kind of thing happens. But I must warn you that I have not completely lost my mind. Now, I know there many people who like Russia almost more than me, no need to hate me. Sucks to be you because you can't get close to Big Brother.
Second, stop screwing with me. I am a serious country. So stop making me go all soft next to my sister. She is a crybaby and I wouldn't be the first to come up and defend her honour. She should learn to defend herself. So stop pairing me with her. I am not a lesbian.
And about that Lithuania you like to pair me up with. I don't have feelings for him. And don't even count that finger breaking as some kind of proof of love. I hate him because big brother likes him and chooses him over me.
And lastly, even though my love for my Big Brother is one-sided, you don't have to rub it in my face. He doesn't even know most of your names. In other words, get lost because there is no place for you between my brother and me.
~Belarus
The Next Letter is from China