disclaimer: i dun own the charactersssss. =)


Quistis: And I let you drag me into this why?
Selphie: Cactuar is so great! I love his classes!
Squall: ... I didn't enjoy the frolicking.
Seifer: What are we going to learn today? *rolls eyes*
Cactuar: We are going to hear a story.
Selphie: YAY! Story!!!!
Irvine: Great...Fun..Skippy..
Squall: What kind of...story?
Cactuar: Shh..
Rinoa: Okay. *sits*
*Seifer, Quistis, Selphie, Squall and Irvine sit as well*
Squall: *hiccups*
Selphie and Cactuar: SHHHHH!!!!
Cactuar: *cough...**coughcoughcoughcough* Once upon a time...In Cactuarland...A zillion cactuses frolicked together...with the llamas.
Seifer: *Yawn*
Selphie: *whispers* shush!
Seifer: ....grrr...
Cactuar: One day...a bad llama came into our lands...and a big thunderstorm started up. We all ran for shelter...But that didn't stop the...DEMON LLAMA!!
Selphie: OH GOD HOLD ME *grabs a chair and holds*
Seifer and Squall: ......................rite.
Irvine: *chuckles*
Quistis: I dont get it.....
Irvine: Me either.
Cactaur: *coughs again* The demon llama took over some other llamas....and formed...DLG...the Demon Llama Gang. I was a young cacti myself. I hid with my mother...and my sister...And one evening...The DLG found us. My mother was taken..
Selphie: *sniffs* OH NO!
Rinoa: How..sad..
Seifer: *Snore*
Cactuar: All the llamas disapeared...I havent seen my llama-friends...since......*begins to cry*
Seifer: *wakes up* *yawns*
Irvine: Thats...so..
Quistis: Sad!!!!!!
Selphie: *is sobbing* Oh Cactuar! I'm so sorry!!!!!
Rinoa: *sniffs* So..sad....
Squall: .....
Seifer: Is it over yet?
*Everyone but Squall glares at Seifer*
Cactuar: Children...I need...some time alone...
Squall: Bye..
Rinoa: *sniffs and cries on Squall's shoulder* I feel so sad Squally!!!!
Squall: Dont be sad....just...frolic.
Cactuar: Frolic? *wipes eyes* Frolic...yes...frolic please.
Selphie: *puts hand on cactuars shoulder* We will frolic for you.
Quistis: Yes..Selph will teach me.
Irvine: Yall...we better go now....leave the poor cactus alone..
*Everyone leaves Cactuar to cry*