Picture if you will a pair of camouflage pants.
Not just any pair of camouflage pants though.
This pair was joined by a pair of ankle boots with
6 inch heels.
Included in this mix is semi-sheer white T-shirt.
And a black leather jacket.
Insert one Spencer Carlin into this outfit wearing a
baseball cap over a short black wig.
She is also wearing dark makeup with aviator sunglasses.
Enter one Chelsea Lewis wearing an identical outfit.
Talk about hot!
This was their costume for Halloween a couple of years back.
Remember this because it will come into play in future chapters.
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Dear Road Whore,
My sister Kyla said that you guys actually answered your comment section. That is nice considering some of the content of your articles. She turned me on to your site and so far I find it very refreshing that some one actually has the balls to do something like this. Of course I wouldn't want to be on that end of it but I am already a target of the assholes you are presently skewering. I can't get away with what you do but a little payback is always nice. And just to set the record straight for any one who wants to print the truth I had a cold and the pharmacist got my prescription mixed up with someone else's and I had an allergic reaction to codeine. It's all documented but only Paul Harvey tells the rest of the story and I don't think he is interested.
Just thought I would drop you a line and let you know we got a chuckle out of your last few articles. Thanks and keep up the good words.
Ashley D.
After that exhausting effort on her computer Ashley logged off and went into the bedroom to decide what to do next. Like this author she prefers pen and paper but finds it necessary to log in occasionally to pass the word.
She flipped on the TV and what do think was on? Reruns.
Ten thousand channels and all that was on were reruns. She didn't like the morning shows because they were either too political or smarmy. The only person that had any credibility on those shows was the weather man and that was only half of the time.
Deciding a shower was in order she went into the bathroom and started the water.
After a good refreshing scrub she walked into the bedroom toweling her hair and something on the tube caught her attention. A few laughs later she strolled to the closet to pick out clothes for the day.
While getting dressed she watched another episode of timeless TV and then after one quick look in the mirror and pleased with her effort she grabbed a go cup and a half of a bagel then headed for the elevator and off to work.
What Spencer didn't know that waiting for her when she got to the campus was an influx of would be filmographers.
Somehow word had gotten out that she and her crew were looking for interns and although there was not that many needed and what they really needed were grunts; that was part of the process for film students.
As she walked up to the film school office she saw a crowd around the door and wondered what was going on. She asked one of the students what the fuss was and he responded by saying that some big shot director was hiring for a picture.
Some of these kids were theatre majors and Spencer had a feeling that a rumor got started at her expense.
She stepped back a little ways and called her friend at the front desk and told her she was here but didn't want to try and break through the crowd.
Her friend informed her that the office was clear and that she could come in the back way. After making an about face and heading to the rear of the building Spencer's phone rang.
"Hello my baby, hello my darlin' hello, hello my good time girl"
Corny ring tone, right?
"Hey Ash, what's up?"
"I wanted to ask you something, are you too busy to talk?"
"Not yet. I'm on my way to the office for my paperwork."
"Well while I was getting ready this morning I was flipping channels and it was the same old crap: news, shopping, reruns, shopping, gossip, shopping, well you get my drift…"
"Wait a minute; I thought you and Kyla liked all that shopping junk." Spencer said
"No, that was something we did together to piss off my Mother. Back to my point, I was watching the Wedding Episode of I dream of Jeannie and she was walking down the aisle making cameras explode and I thought: how cool would that be" she said laughing
"It's just a show Ashley"
"I know but then The Beverly Hillbilly's came on and Jethro was a double naught spy and it got me to thinking; don't you have one of those James Bond labs at the college that's always coming up with gizmos like that?" she asked
Spencer wasn't sure how serious Ashley was about this or where she was going with it but it was all she could do not to burst out laughing.
"Come on Spence, way back in the sixties they could make oil slicks and ejector seats and you should have seen how far Granny flew. Surely they have something that can interfere with a camera."
Spencer couldn't hold it any longer. She told Ashley to hold on while she had a laughing fit.
"Only you would think of something like that. I will go to the tech class and talk to one of the geeks there and see what's up in that way. No promises but this could be fun."
tbc