This is particularly random. It's a series of one-shots, based on my mood. Like right now, this chapter will be humor. I'll try keep it light, but no promises. You can send me your quotes and a plot, I'll add it in this and give you credit! Taking requests! Woop woop.

.NOTE: This is NOTGay bashing. I personally think love is love, no matter who you find it with. My secret dream I will share with you? I have always, ALWAYS wanted an emo gay best friend. Smexxy, totally cute. Any volunteers, please?

Original Quote: A friend is someone who knows all about you, and likes you anyway.

My Quote: "You think you know someone."

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"Oh. Em. Gee! Spill it, Lee-lee!" Bella gushed excitedly as her childhood's best friend's current girlfriend sat in front of her. Confused much? Yes, long story short, Leah is Jake's girlfriend.

"It's not a good thing!" Leah cried dramatically, flailing her long tanned arms in the air.

Bella shook her head in a child-like way, rocking from her heels onto the balls of her feet. "It can't be that bad." She grinned.

Leah stopped her dramatic arm-flailing. "Can't be that bad? Can't be that bad!"

"Lee, no one likes repetition." Bella added, still rocking on her feet.

"I found him with another boy!" Leah screeched. Bella's rocking abruptly halted, she lost her footing, landing on her petite ass. Apparently, Leah's yelling could literally knock a person off their own two feet.

Bella filed through every memory of Jacob Black. She had never known him to even act gay. He hated leather pants with a fashion, unless they were on a woman.

He didn't skip around or cross-dress.

Hell, he even avoided pink when it became popular and guys wore it.

"Are you sure, Lee?" Bella asked, the smaller girl still on the ground, now pulling her legs in front of her, she sat up in a very L like fashion, nibbling her thumb. Seeing the position, Leah remembered she had to record Death Note tonight to watch her beloved L again.

"I found him in the bushes!" She continued. Bella's eyes were now wide, she really thought she knew Jacob, they'd been friends since.. since, forever!

"They were smoking!"

Bella fell straight off her feet, landing on her back in a very animated fashion.

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If you don't know what I mean by "A very L like fashion" Google L from Death Note. Such a cutie.