And so it is time for Episode 3, that one that really matters, the one were everything we were told in the Original Trilogy happens in detail. I wonder if there will be any nasty surprises...

By Darth SillyName, the Dynamic Villain
2003, 2009

Every Trilogy needs a third episode...
Every Saga needs a middle...
Every Franchise runs out of steam...

A not so long time from now, in a galaxy we've lost interest in...

FADE IN:

EXT. SPACE

A vast sea of stars serves as the background to the title and a roll-up, which speeds away into infinity...

STAR WARS

EPISODE III

A VERY BIG EXPLOSION

The clone war has turned into clone warS, and those came to an end after Count Cape was killed.
Palpatine quickly revealed himself as the evil Dark Lord of the Sith, and has killed a whole bunch of Jedi; has taken over the Republic; and has now formed an Evil Empire.
Anakid Skywalker turned to the Dark Side and then fell in lava. Requiring a cybernetic suit to survive, he has turned into Darth Vader.
Unknown to Vader, he is the father of the twins Luke and Leia. Their mother PetMe died shortly after.
While Obi-Wan Kenobi and Yoda go into hiding, the brave Chewbacca The Wookiee has come up with a plan to erase the memories of the droids Artoo-Detoo and See-Threepio...

PAN DOWN

Through the vast sea of stars to reveal A VERY BIG EXPLOSION!

Out of the explosion come floating the famous droids Artoo Detoo (R2-D2) and See-Threepio (C-3PO).

C-3PO
What the hell was that?

Artoo whistles. The poor little droid doesn't have a clue either.

A spaceship - a Blockade Runner - the Tantiv IV, flies towards the two droids and a tractor-beam is used to suck them inside.

Behind them, a lone Wookiee space-fighter from the Kashyyk Defense Force flies away.

INT. WOOKIEE SPACE-FIGHTER, COCKPIT

Chewbacca is at the controls. The brave Wookiee looks on as the droids are pulled inside the Tantiv IV.

Chewbacca growls, then pulls the hyperspace-lever towards him.

The stars outside the cockpit window turn into streaking lights as the small ship enters the alternate dimension of Hyperspace...

FADE OUT.

THE END
(OR ACTUALLY: TO BE UPDATED IN EPISODE 3: REVENGE OF THE VERY BIG EXPLOSION - Under Construction - since 2005...)