Hey there everyone Rifat here with the new chapter of the Uchiha Prodigy. As usual, let's start with the most important thing about this fic: YOU. Yes, I am not brown nosing here. I am genuinely thanking you guys for encouraging me to continue on with the story. You guys have been kind enough to leave your opinions and reviews which I am really grateful for. Also, you guys are liking what I have to offer. That is more than anything I could ask from you guys. So I guess a lot of people might be a little wittle itsy bitsy pissed that I am still taking the story at a slow pace. Well, I am doing this because I want you to see how my version of an Uchiha born Naruto actually grows up. But I am not going to dwell on that fact forever. Hence, a time skip (of two years) has taken place and you will see from which point the story now continues.
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Time Skip: Two Years
In the Naka Shrine Secret Chamber
"Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu"
"Suiton: Taihoudan"
A large ball of fire met with a large projectile of water head on. The bright red flames slowly, but surely consumed and overpowered the sphere of water and headed towards the caster of the water jutsu. Upon impact, the boy consumed by the flames popped up into smoke.
"Dammit! My water style is still this weak." The caster of the fire jutsu yelled in frustration. The caster himself is 4'6" and he still had spiky hair that just reach his forehead and two bangs framed the sides of his face while some of it went back down to his neck. He wanted to grow it longer but he decided against it. For some reason, him and his eldest brother Obito had some resemblances to their ancestor Madara. If Naruto kept his hair longer then he would unmistakably look like him and this would cause more turmoil for him. The Village had ordered the massacre of the Uchiha Clan because of an attempted coup, and if he starts to look like their greatest traitor then he'd be executed before he had a chance.
Over the last two years Naruto has been training himself vigorously. The Shadow Clone jutsu in particular helped more than he would admit. The problem was that until recently he could make only one clone and then by the end of the day he'd be exhausted both from training and the maintenance of the clone. Now he could make three and go around easily. In terms of chakra he had low jounin level. His control with chakra was better than he thought he would have though, probably around low chunnin level. He recently finished tree walking or in his case, wall walking. He had begun secretly training on water walking when Sasuke wasn't around. That was coming along nicely too, if he had more time without looking over his shoulders constantly he could've finished it in a little over 10 days.
Last year he had discovered that he was a natural sensor. Strangely enough he sometimes felt people around the Uchiha Clan Compound and he figure it must've been ANBU or Danzo's men. Shisui had particularly left behind warnings about the man named Danzo Shimura and told Naruto to avoid him at all costs. Apparently he was the head of the Foundation or ROOT as some called it. They were a set of ruthless Black Ops who obeyed Danzo more than the Hokage. Naruto had become a little paranoid by the end of the eighth year of his life. He had dedicated his free time entirely to training. Ever since he learned about the change in the Academy Curriculum he had gotten pissed off. How did Konoha think that basic bukujutsu, the Academy Three and some chakra theory would help prepare them for the real world? It was a cruel and terrible world, Naruto was a living example of what the Shinobi World could do to you.
Shisui had also told him to make sure to bash the Civilian Council as much as possible. They were pointless and when the situations are maneuvered properly their decisions can be made absolutely useless.
He had unknowingly started to become what he did not want to be. An antisocial Uchiha. He himself did not even realize when he started to outright become annoyed by the general people. People would sometimes try to speak, he brushed them off albeit in polite manner. Unlike a certain Uchiha who merely "Hn"-ed and walked away with a cold glare. He could've sworn he heard a banshee shriek during one of the incidents.
The only people that Naruto ever spoke was the Hokage and Sasuke. The Hokage, being the kind old man he was genuinely cared about Naruto. Even after the whole incident with his father, he remembered hearing from his mother and Shisui nii that Old Man Hiruzen never berated them and considered the villagers to be fools if they could not recognize the importance of Genjuro and Obito's sacrifices. He was one of the people Naruto would sometimes even smile with.
With Sasuke... it was more of a need to know basis. He had basically started asking him whether he knew any jutsu and what Itachi did to him during the night of the massacre. Naruto simply replied that Itachi had caught him in a genjutsu and kept showing him the events of the massacre and then Naruto would choke back some sobs. Every time he spoke about that he remembered the scenes of Shisui's eyes being ripped out and Mikoto being stabbed. He had puked a number of times when remembering this. But, he also remembered why Itachi did this. If the Uchiha Clan did go through with the revolt, successful or not it would lead to a war. The world didn't need a Fourth Great Ninja War.
Also, with Sasuke he wanted to know if Naruto knew any jutsu to which he replied that he knows the basic henge jutsu and Katon: Ichi, the most basic fire jutsu or if you could even call it a jutsu. Katon: Ichi was simply molding chakra and producing a small flicker of a flame on your fingertip, even Academy student could do it. Sasuke then, with arrogance, asked if he could perform the Great Fireball Technique. Now Naruto being the kind person he was would've said the truth and smiled. But ever since he read Shisui's scrolls and the Uchiha Stone Tablet he did not know who to trust. So he lied, he did not know the Fireball Jutsu and in a rare show of kinship or clanship Sasuke showed him how to do the Fireball Jutsu. Naruto nearly smirked at the size of the Fireball. He could make it twice as large as that and fire it four times, that was his limit back then. Naruto had thanked him but Sasuke once more being the infant ass he was brushed him off and treated him like the branch member he was. Naruto kept his anger in check and constantly reminded himself, This is Mikoto Obaa chan's son and Tachi nii's brother... Don't kill him...
Apart from them he would sometimes speak to the father daughter duo of Ichiraku's Ramen, he had even stopped his visits there once learned to cook properly. Thank Kami, his mother left scrolls upon scrolls of her delicious recipes. He had even invited Sasuke for a little lunch one day but Sasuke refused. But one thing was certain, Sasuke behaved much more socially with him more than he did with the entire village in general. He'd have to fix that but eventually even Naruto stopped trying and minded his own business. He started to just focus his time on the various scrolls left by his brother and the other scrolls he discovered at the Uchiha Stone Tablet.
His fully evolved Sharingan training was coming along nicely but it did leave him visibly strained after long term usage. He did not attempt to use the Mangekyou because he knew that not only would he go blind from usage but he would also leave him with a case of chakra exhaustion. If his body could not handle the Sharingan without strain, how could he even hope using the Mangekyou in his eyes.
Fuuinjutsu and bukujutsu were coming along greatly as well. He couldn't start kenjutsu because he did not have a blade. He always thought that Shisui looked so cool with his tanto. In terms of fuuinjutsu, he was midway through Fuuinjutsu. This had played a large part on his chakra control and understanding. He still did not know why people underestimated the power of seals. They were deadly if used properly. Naruto thanked Shisui who had copied these from the Uzumaki Clan's Sealing Scrolls. They were an extinct clan who specialized in fuuinjutsu and kenjutsu. At least that's what Naruto learned from history books at the library, they were also cousins of the Senju Clan. They had created various seals that could seal Tailed Beasts into humans making them Jinchuriki. Hashirama's wife was Mito Uzumaki who is still considered to be the most dangerous kunoichi to ever walk in the Elemental Nations.
Now Naruto is fairly confident that he would be able to fend off against low chunnins with fair ease and probably draw against mid level chunnins. He would start weight training later as Shisui's training scrolls had indicated. He had often spent time at the library for hours without saying a single word, unless he couldn't reach the upper shelves which he didn't need most of the time.
Naruto now once again took out a piece of chakra paper and channeled his chakra. It split into three parts. Two parts in equal size, one had literally caught fire which indicated his high fire affinity and the other one crumpled up significantly. The smallest part was soggy. This indicated that Naruto had natural affinities for fire, lightning and wind. His water was significantly weaker than his other three affinities. He was currently working to increase his affinity for water but was failing. He figured he would have to do water based chakra exercises to get a better control over Suiton. He sighed and realized that someone had entered the Naka Shrine.
He went upstairs and saw that it was himself, or rather his clone. He dispelled the clone and sat in the shrine for some time. The great thing about Shadow Clones was not only the shared knowledge but also the physical benefits that came with it. He had experimented with this once last year and left a Shadow Clone at home and do chores, but also to relax and sleep for a long time. Needless to say, when the Clone dispelled Naruto felt more relaxed and felt like some of his energy had returned. He was sure that his family was smiling from heaven at seeing his useful deduction.
He wasn't wrong, Satsuki Uchiha was a happy woman right now.
Back to the plot at hand Naruto once more peeped into the Stone Tablet Chamber and saw that there were no visible traces of the jutsu that were fired there. Or any traces of chakra as Naruto had constantly sparred with his clones.
"Maybe this place has a self maintenance jutsu." Naruto thought aloud as he put a hand on his chin. "Who am I kidding? If a jutsu like that existed then people would never work."
Naruto exited the shrine and went to his house. He did not feel like cooking. Tomorrow would be a somewhat important day for him. The Academy would start.
"It's going to be a long and boring five years. *sigh* I seriously hope there are interesting people there." Naruto said with a mumble. He then looked at the clock and figured he'd go out to eat today. "Maybe I should go to Ichiraku's. I haven't exactly been nice to them recently."
Naruto put on a deep blue shirt and changed into some black shorts. The shirt did not have the Uchiha Clan symbol. Why you ask? One: He didn't like to flaunt it off and put a giant target mark on his back. Two: from what he learned from Shisui's notes, he would soon have to face the bane of the Uchiha Clan... Fangirls.
Naruto shivered at the thought of them. The way Shisui had specifically written about them, he was outright scared. Naruto shrugged the terrifying thoughts aside and decided to go out.
Konoha Main Town
Naruto walked by as generically as he could. He mostly avoided making eye contact with the people. Over the years he had started to resent the people because they showed they were two faced opportunists. The same people who glared at him, now greeted him with smiles. He kept his stoic face up while suppressing the emotions he felt. He found his desired location and entered Ichiraku's.
"Welcome to Ichiraku's! How may we- Oh Naruto! It's been a long time my boy! How are you?" Teuchi exclaimed with genuine happiness and surprise. Naruto couldn't stop small grin from appearing on his face.
"I'm fine Teuchi Oji San." Naruto bowed his head and sat down. "How have you and Ayame nee san been? I'm sorry I can't visit as much as I want to."
"It's alright my boy!" Teuchi said while placing a reassuring hand on Naruto's shoulder. "I'd be lying if I said I know how you feel. But as I said before we're here if you want to talk. Ayame said that you were probably the most polite boy of your age."
Naruto embarrassingly scratched the back of his head. "Geez Oji san... Don't say it like that. So can I have some ramen?"
"Well of course you can. Which one will it be?"
"I'm not sure. Let's go with one of your choice." Naruto smiled and said this.
"Well said. Ayame! One pork ramen with extra toppings! Make it special we've got a VIP here!" Teuchi's statement made Naruto feel sheepish and warm at the same time.
They're really nice people. Naruto thought with a small smile.
"Okay tou chan!" Ayame's voice came from the kitchen in the back room.
Naruto waited for a few minutes and then Ayame herself came and immediately ruffled Naruto's hair while asking him where he had been with a glare. Naruto shrunk under that glare. It was the same one his mom and Mikoto obaa chan gave him.
Why are women so scary? Naruto had been sweating bullets and gave a polite and believable explanation.
He was genuinely surprised by the delicious taste of the ramen. It was far more superior to the miso one he had. He finished it and payed for it much to the annoyance of the Ichiraku's and then had some small talk with them. At one point, the Konoha Academy topic came up and Naruto mentioned that he would start his journey tomorrow.
"Oh so you'll be attending the academy as well. Good luck Naru chan!" Ayame exclaimed as she her face got annoyingly close to Naruto's who turned red and shifted his gaze. Ayame and Teuchi giggled at his shyness. One thing caught his attention though. Ayame said he would be attending the academy as well.
"Umm Ayame nee san?" Naruto asked with some nervousness. It was somewhat of a personal question as Naruto thought. "Is someone you know going to start the Academy as well?"
"Aren't you a smart one Naru chan?" Ayame said. "In fact Kasumi is going to start the Academy as well."
"Is she your little sister?" The way Ayame spoke indicated excitement on sibling level. Shisui often spoke like this it Itachi while bragging about how Naruto would be better than Sasuke.
"You could say that" Ayame's answer left Naruto a bit confused and Teuchi spoke up.
"Kasumi is a little girl who comes here all the time. In fact, she's my number one customer." Teuchi gave a small laugh. "She's around your age and quite a ball of energy that one."
"Oh! Wait why does she come here all the time? Aren't her parents with her?" Naruto asked and saw the sad looks on the face of the Ichirakus. Naruto immediately understood and apologized to them. They said it was alright. Apparently they were really fond of this Kasumi person. He could only guess what she was like. Maybe she was kind and polite like him. She'd probably be well mannere-
The gates of Ichraku's Ramen were shot open as someone entered.
"Yo! Oji! Ayame Nee Chan! The next Hokage is here-ttebayo!" A voice of a girl invaded the beautiful landscape of silence.
Naruto was looking at the person the voice belonged to.
She was around 4'2" and had light skin. Three whisker marks were endeared onto each cheek. Her face had significant amounts of baby fat. Her hair blonde hair looked as if the sun had decided to kiss it. There were noticeable shades of red in them as well and it was done in twin pigtails. However three things had caught his mind more than anything else. Her lips were pink. Naruto could tell when women put on make up and other cosmetics, because of his sharp eyes. The second was the hideous garb of orange that was all over her body. Seriously. Why was it glowing? The third and the last feature that captured his entire attention was her vision.
Deep violet eyes. They looked so happy and full of life. It was entrancing. Naruto was lost for a moment in those violet shades as Ayame coughed to get her attention back. She had a cheeky grin on her face, one that mirrored the ones Mikoto had. Before Ayame could say anything, the orange clad girl spoke up.
"HA!" said girl was pointing at Naruto. "You have girly hair!" She then laughed.
Naruto sweat dropped. She doesn't even know me and is openly criticizing me?
"Well Naruto I'd like you to meet Kasumi. Our number one favorite customer." Teuchi said as Kasumi came up and took the seat that was a bit away from Naruto. She was grinning and Naruto wanted to speak to her more, but against his better judgement decided not to. He could speak to her later.
"Well old man I think I'll be leaving now." Naruto got up from his seat. "Thank you for the meal." Teuchi and Ayame also said goodbye to him. Naruto smiled at them both and saw that Kasumi was looking at him with a strange expression on her face.
It was kind of cute actually. But Naruto never voiced it.
He looked straight at Kasumi while he was still smiling.
"See you later."
Naruto left and exited the store.
Kasumi was sitting silently in her own thoughts and eventually spoke up.
"Oi Oji! Who was that girly boy?!" Kasumi then exclaimed. Teuchi and Ayame were looking at her with peaked interest.
Kasumi's never asked about anyone before.
"That was Naruto... Why did you want to know?" Teuchi asked.
"Meh... No reason. I just wanted to remember the name of the girly boy." Kasumi said as she gave a grin again. Ayame's eyes glinted.
"Oh my!" Ayame said as she was smiling. "Kasumi.. Do you liiiike~ him?" Ayame rolled her tongue at that one word specifically. Somewhere in an alternate dimension, a cute blue flying cat sneezed cutely.
"Eh?" Kasumi asked with a deadpan expression. "What do you mean nee chan?" Kasumi asked with confusion clearly evident on her face.
"*sigh* You'll get it when you're older... How about some ramen ne?" Ayame asked.
"Yup!" Kasumi exclaimed happily with her hand in the air. She was then waiting for her glorious ramen to arrive. But now she had another thought in her mind.
That girly boy didn't stare at me like everybody else... Naruto huh? I think that means fishcake.
"Achoo" Naruto sneezed while he was walking back. "Who the hell would be talking about me?" Naruto thought out loud. He then saw a couple of civilians huddled up together. He could sense something weird about them.
'I know that scene all too well.'
Usually when he saw civilians huddled up and keeping a hush-hush manner he knew they were planning something. Most of the time it would include them berating him and his family. He deeply hated this and he would be damned before he let these worthless bags of flesh and blood do something about it. Luckily for him, he had some gear with him. Including an extra crow mask that belonged to Shisui. He henged himself to look like an ANBU and put on the crow mask. Thankfully he was suppressing his chakra to a near civilian level.
'Whatever you bastards are planning... I am not letting you get away with it.'
Naruto scanned the area for any other ANBU. To his surprise there weren't any around. ANBU Black Ops should be stationed. He then sensed a large amount of them being gathered at the Hyuuga Compound. Two other were also fighting judging by the signatures. Some Kumo delegates had arrived today and this shit went down. Of all days.
He silently followed the crowd while jumping from rooftop to rooftop. Some of them had stones in their hands. He was a bit surprised to say the least. When they used to... say those things to him and his family they never even once thought about getting physical in their beratings... Everybody knows... You cross an Uchiha you die. Main clan member or not. Long before Naruto knew it he was in the Red Light District. It was a bit of a run down and probably the least cheap place to live. It also was the spot for drunkards and thieves. Thankfully there were no rapists around anymore... Ever since he heard rumors from Shisui about some snake lady or something like that. Seeing the spot the action was about to take place, Naruto was going to turn around but something caught his eye.
A walking set of familiar neon orange. On top of it... a mop of blonde hair with some red in it.
What is she doing here? Oh right... Why is the crowd moving after her?!
The mob of 8 people silently made their way following Kasumi. Then one of them threw the rock at her. It hit her arm quite violently as she dropped a fox mask. Naruto enraged immediately activated his Sharingan.
How dare they?! To hit a child like that. His gaze turned towards Kasumi and he gasped. What in Kami's name?!
Naruto was staring wide eyed. Her chakra network's level were off the charts. It was ridiculous. Even Shisui and Itachi didn't that much chakra! It was way too much for anyone. He decided to move in and act but the next words of the villagers froze him in his steps.
"Take that demon!"
"Yeah!"
"Hit her some more?!"
"Why *sniff* did you *sniff* do that?" Kasumi asked while she was crying. Those violet orbs showed so much hurt as she clutched her arm in pain. Some people in the mob actually stopped their rant.
Nauto felt as if someone stabbed him with a kunai right there and then. Why did it hurt so much? Was it because she was an orphan like him? Or was it because the villagers had ganged up on seven year old girl like that?
"Because you're a demon!"
"You killed our families all those years ago!"
"What are you talking about?! I never did anything to anyone!" The girl was openly crying now.
Because you're a demon... You killed our families all those years ago... Wait... That much chakra...in her... Don't tell me... Yondaime... Why would you do this to her?
"Shuuutt up you demon!" The leader yelled as a mad look came to life on his face. He picked up another stone and was aiming that for her head. He threw it but it got deflected by another rock.
"Who did that?!"
"Who dared to save the demon?!"
"I did it... Zasshu."
A cold voice was heard by everyone. They looked for the source. They were a bit worried because of the way the last word was uttered.
"What's wrong? Speak up." The voice was resounding from everywhere.
"Hey! Someone go get a chunnin! They can-"
"Yes!" The voice said once more. "Get a chunnin. That way I can find out who else is going to hurt this little girl."
The leader then felt a cold sharp metal being pressed onto his neck. Everybody else gasped.
There standing before them was an ANBU Black Op. Ruthless killers all of them. They were the elite ninjas of the village who dealt in assassinations. What was one of them doing here? They were visibly shaking as concentrated amount of killer intent hit them. One of them had peed.
"Tell me you bastard." the ANBU with the Crow mask spoke. "Do you wish to die?"
"No sir have merc-" The man didn't get to finish as he felt the metal being pressed even more as a small trickle of blood flowed from his neck.
"Do you know what I am?" The captive nodded. "Good... Then you know that I can kill all of you worthless civilians without even trying. If the Hokage asks, I'll tell him the truth that you insignificant specks of flesh were abusing a harmless girl. Then your entire family gets what's coming to them... Do you want that... bastard?"
"No sir!"
"Please let us go!"
The ANBU retracted his kunai from the man's throat and reappeared in front of the leader. He punched him in the gut and proceeded to beat the rest of the civilians.
"You civilians don't have any control over this situation so don't even think about going to that circus sideshow of freaks that you call a council. I am an ANBU Black Op. I only answer to the Hokage and no one else. If I gut every single one of you and make your bodies disappear no one will give a damn. " He was then placing them under a genjutsu. One that would change their minds on this. "Make sure I never see you or any of you lackeys including the ones not here hurt or bother this girl ever again. Otherwise one of two things will happen. One: You die and I hang your bodies over the Hokage Monument to show you why this is a shinobi village. Or two: I keep you alive in an undisclosed location and you will be begging to be taken to T&I. Am I clear?" The man finished.
They all nodded and were frozen still at the man's proclamation. He was right. ANBU Black Ops were untouchable. If the Civilian Council even thought about raising this, they'd be kicked out before you know it or worse. After a few more moments he hissed at them and they all ran away.
Crow then looked at Kasumi. She was still crying. Puffy eyes.
"Go to your home." The man said with an final tone.
"O-okay." The girl got up and was walking away. She turned around once more. A small smile made it's way across her face. "Thank you."
She ran away into the distance. Her figure was shrinking until it disappeared.
Naruto felt strange and he looked around. He dropped the henge. He looked confused.
Her smile...It was so...
His attention then went to the mask that was still on the ground. He could feel her signature and decided to go after her. He followed her signature to her apartment. The whole building was quite old. He went to her door or he assumed this was hers.
He was hesitant. His pulse was racing.
Just give her the mask. Naruto. You can do it. Hell you were going to kill that civilian few minutes ago... Wait what?
Shrugging those thoughts aside he knocked on her door. He knocked once more and then the door opened.
Kasumi came and she was wearing a white t shirt with the Uzumaki swirl in the front and black pajamas. Her eyes were still puffy.
"Hey! It's you!" She exclaimed with some nervousness in her voice. She then noticed the boy raised her hand and she backed off a little.
"You dropped this." Naruto said as he handed her the fox mask. "I'm sorry I couldn't bring the ANBU earlier."
"You brought the crow guy?!' She asked with a monotone voice. "Why?"
"Well for one the villagers shouldn't bully anyone like that." He said in an angry tone. "Also because ... Well you're kind of like me."
"What do you mean?" Kasumi asked.
"Well I don't have any parents either." Naruto said and Kasumi looked down.
"Oh... I'm sorry" Kasumi was going to say something more but Naruto spoke first.
"What for? It's not your fault." Kasumi looked up and then Naruto was looking at her eyes.
Cerulean pools stared into the violet orbs.
It took some time to realize what both of them were doing and then they both blushed while looking away.
"Sorry" both muttered at the same time. Naruto smiled lightly and Kasumi grinned.
"You look better that way. When you smile." Naruto blurted out and then put his hands on his mouth. Stupid Naruto! Why would you say that?!
Kasumi blushed once more. This was the nicest thing anyone other than Hokage jiji or the father daughter duo at Ichiraku's said to her.
"It's okay" She said as she looked down hard at the floor as if she was trying to melt it. "Thanks. For bringing the crow guy and my mask."
"It's okay," Naruto said who was still nervous after his previous blunder. "Anyways see you later. Oh right I never asked your name. My name is Naruto."
"My name is Kasumi. The next future Hokage-ttbayo!" She exclaimed happily.
"Okay then Kasumi... See you around." Naruto waved a goodbye and left.
"Bye!" Kasumi waved as well and she closed the door.
Sometime later
Kasumi brought out a cup of instant ramen and put hot water into it. She absolutely hated when you had to wait three minutes to wait for it. Her thoughts then went to the new acquaintance she made today.
"He was nice... for a girly looking boy." She thought with a smile. She cursed as she saw only one minute had passed.
"Dattebayo?" Naruto thought out loud. "Must be a verbal tic. It's kind of cute though... Dammit Mikoto obaa chan!" He could almost feel as if she was looking at him with a teasing grin. Again, he wasn't wrong.
Naruto had walked out of the Red Light District and made it all the way back to the Uchiha Compound. He went into his house and ate a few fruits.
A new day would start tomorrow for both of them. The beginning of their lives to become a shinobi.
As both of them went to their beds, they had a similar thought and smiled.
She/He has pretty eyes.
Phew ! So Harry met Sally ... I mean Naruto met Kasumi... Yayyyyy? I guess?... So...Finally stopped writing. Yes I know what you're thinking... Was it too cliche? Maybe... But it's my decision to make... I hope you guys liked this chapter. If so please leave a follow or a favorite. It'll be even better if you review. Please let me know what you guys think. Also I had some free time so I decided to write it and upload it today. Do not expect such a frequent update and hope that I get more chances like today. Till then take care Ja ne ;)