Miss Silly Goose and Miss Anthrope do not own Dragonball or Dr. Who.
A few years later.
"Kakarot you will never make me believe that the proud Saiyan race has any connection to these." Vegeta gestured at the various gathering of humans making fools of themselves.
"Honest Vegeta! King Kai told me, there was this spaceship that crashed…and something called civilitonium…"
"Enough! I won't hear anymore of it!"
"Come on Vegeta!"
"Fine take me to see them and I will prove to you that this is absurd and impossible."
"Okay!" Goku grabbed Vegeta's shoulder and put two fingers to his head.
Goku and Vegeta looked around. They were somewhere in Scotland, it was evening, and a sheep bleated somewhere in the distance. There was nothing around except a pub that shed a few squares of light on the darkened ground. The two walked in, it was full of people laughing and singing dressed predominately in kilts and drinking a lot of what seemed to be a dense black liquid.
Vegeta walked up to the bar with a scowl on his face.
"What is that?" He demanded pointing at the black liquid.
"It's a pint." The baffled bartender replied, "Ye'r not from around here are ye lad."
"Of course not, don't be a fool." Vegeta replied.
"Who are ye callin' a fool?!" The man beside him slurred.
"Obviously I was mistaken, any fool who can't hold his drink deserves that title!"
"Ach, at least I know what it is! An I'll be doited if I let ye stand there sayin' I'm stoopid specially when ye'r the one wearin ladies' stretchy clothes ye loony!" The man stood up and punched Vegeta hard in the face.
Vegeta regarded the human with an almost pleased expression.
"I think I actually felt a tickle that time." He said with a smirk, than punched the man back sending him straight through the wall and outside. The people in the bar began to laugh and cheer. Vegeta turned around to see a woman punch Kakarot in the face with a laugh. The man came staggering back inside through the hole in the wall.
"Is that all ye've got? Nivver fash tumshie, there's mair where that came from. Ill take ye with me bare hands!"
Vegeta smirked as the bar fell into a mad riot of fighting and laughter.
Bulma turned to Gohan. "Where did Goku and Vegeta go?"
Gohan looked around confused. Bulma stood up and began wandering around as well, suddenly in front of them Goku and Vegeta materialized. They were leaning on each other singing something about 'bonnie banks and braes', and 'highroads and low roads.' Vegeta had on a kilt over his spandex, and Goku had some contraption that was made out of the same material but had tubes sticking out of it all over under his arms.
"Hey Bulma!" Goku said smiling, "We were just visiting our people." Just then the thing under his arms made a loud farting noise along with a long squeal.
Bulma was confused. "Vegeta, where have you been really?"
He scowled, "You heard him woman! Visiting our people."
"What are you wearing?"
Vegeta looked down then shrugged and passed out. Goku started pointing and laughing so hard he fell over. Abruptly he stopped and began to snore. Bulma walked over and gave him a kick then shrugged and walked away muttering, "weird."
End