Me: Eh, an update...here 'ya go...

Allen: Eclipse-san...what's wrong with you?

Me: Eh, test, study, don't wanna, eh...

Allen: I see...

Lavi: AAAAAAAALLLLLEEEEEENNN! -jumps to glomp Allen-

Allen -sidesteps-

Lavi: -crashes into wall- NOOOOOOO!! ALLEN-CHAN STILL HATES ME!!

Kanda: Moon'sEclipse doesn't own D. Gray Man. Che.

The Bunny And The Samurai Chapter 4: Am I Forgiven?

Recap:

"-sigh- It's okay Kanda. I accept the apology. You too Lavi. But not fully, so... no kisses for you two until you show that you truly are sorry." Allen says smirking, leaving the room for some fresh air.

A few moments of silence...and then...

"He…..said…..what….now?" Kanda says, tick mark appearing on his forehead.

"EH?!" Lavi yells.

'Ah, finally, peace and quiet.' thought Allen. 'I hope those two won't bother me anymore today...'

"Hey, Yuu-chan?"

"What is it baka usagi?" Kanda asks.

"Allen-chan...did he say what I thought he said?" asks Lavi. "You know, the part where he said we weren't going to get any kisses?" he adds. His expression is that of someone who's going hysterical.

"It seems that way." the pissed of Kanda answers.

"And...we won't get kisses until he knows that we're truly sorry, right?" Lavi asks again.

"Are you deaf? Didn't you frickin' hear what the moyashi just told us?" Kanda retorts angrily.

"Aw, is Yuu-chan mad, that our lil' angel is mad, and won't give us kisses?" Lavi teased.

"Che."

"Yuu-chan? Are you?"

"Tch."

"Yuu." Lavi says in a dark tone.

"Hn."

"Dammit Yuu! Why the hell are you so god damn stubborn? I know I'm upset that my little Allen doesn't want to kiss me right now. And I am MANLY enough to admit it. Or is it... Yuu-chan is to GIRLY to admit it?" Lavi says slyly.

"What.Did.You.Just.Say?" Kanda asks through gritted teeth, hand now on Mugen's sheath.

"Um...Yuu-chan is the manliest man on this manly earth in this manly place that I know?"

"Too late for the pretend flattery." Kanda replies in a dark tone. Lavi 'eeps' when he sees Kanda's I-am-so-going-to-kill-you,-you-will-die-and-will-not-live look.

"Um...Yuu...I...uh...I really should ge-

"3...2...-

"AAAAAAAAAAH! YUU-CHAN'S GOING TO KILL ME!!"

'Eh, I guess those two never learn now do they?' Allen thinks as he hears Lavi's screams of terror. 'I guess I should help Lavi...but that doesn't mean I have to'

"Allen-kun? What are you doing here?" A voice from behind asks.

"Ah. Hi Linali." Allen says. "As for why I'm in the library...I um, well, you see, I-

"Lavi and Kanda huh?" Linali asks him with a smile on her face.

"Um...yeah. I needed some space, alone, without them bothering me...constantly." Allen answers smiling.

Linali laughs at his answer and waves bye. Bidding him some luck with his situation. After all, he was going to need all the luck he could get.

"AAAAAAAH! NO!! I DON'T WANNA DIE YET!! NOOOOO!! YUU-CHAN, I'M SORRY!!" Lavi's screams of agony are heard.

"-sigh- What am I going to do with these two?" Allen asks himself.

Then, suddenly, the door is slammed open, then quickly shut closed.

"Eh? Allen-chan?" a familiar voice asks.

'Please don't tell me its-

"ALLEN!! I was scared to death! Who knew that questioning Yuu-chan's masculinity could get you killed!" Lavi yelled in one breath, glomping Allen.

"Hn. Get off. Now. You're still not forgiven. Well, not completely anyway." Allen says as he pries Lavi off of him.

BAM. The door flies open. We know who this is don't we? Who else just happens to be pissed off, and is trying to kill Lavi?

"Oi, you die, now." Kanda says darkly. And Allen simply watches in amusement as Lavi is nearly choked to death by the enraged Kanda, before Kanda lays his eyes on him.

"Can I help you in any way Kanda?" Allen asks in a bored tone. Kanda just look away, realizing why he had been so angry in the first place.

"Well 'ya see Allen, Yuu-chan was mad, that you were mad, and wouldn't be giving us any kisses." Lavi explains. "'Tis why our dearest Yuu-chan has been utterly depressed and moody."

Then Lavi moves closer to Allen and whispers "If you ask me, Yuu's a girl in disguise. You know, that time of month when they all get like this."

"Kanda...Lavi's questioning your masculinity again." Allen states.

"Hn." He turns his attention to Allen. "Do I have permission to hurt him?"

"Why do you need my permission?" Allen asks. "And by the way, that was a no."

"Fine then, I won't hurt the pathetic usagi." Kanda says as he takes a seat at the table.

"Wow." Lavi says.

"What is it?" Allen asks.

"Yuu-cha- a glare from Kanda stops him in mid-sentence. "I mean, Kanda listens to your command. That's just...wow." Lavi answers.

"Hey Kanda." Allen begins. Kanda faces Allen when his name is heard. "Call me by my name."

"...A...llen..."

"Call the usagi here by his name."

"L...a...vi."

"Let me hold Mugen."

Kanda twitches, but obediently hands Mugen over to Allen.

"Wow."

"What is it Allen-chan?"

"You're right usagi." Allen answers.

"NOT YOU TOO ALLEN!"

"Hey Kanda." Allen says as he hands Mugen over to Kanda. "You're forgiven." he says as he stands up and walks over to Kanda, giving him a quick peck on the lips.

"You Lavi, are not..." Allen states. Kanda giving Lavi a smirk of ignorance.

"Wha? Why not?" Lavi asks.

"Because you haven't done anything to prove you're sorry. Kanda has, well, he proved he'll listen to me when I say something. You haven't yet." Allen explains.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I'M SORRY ALLEN!! I DIDN'T MEAN TO! I JUST WANTED ATTENTION!! I DON'T WANT ALLEN TO HATE MEEEEEEEEEEEE!! I WANT TO BE WUVED BY ALLEN!! IF ALLEN-CHAN HATES ME I MIGHT AS WELL GO DIEEEEE! GOOD BYE CRUEL WORLD!!" Lavi yells as he goes and opens up a window. Preparing to jump out.

'Okay, in 3-2-...1' Lavi thinks.

"Now hold it right there." Allen says, activating Crown Clown and pulling Lavi back in.

'Bingo.' Lavi thinks again.

"Hehe, Yuu was right. He kinda figured you'd do something like that." Allen says.

"Eh? When was this?" Lavi asks.

"When you were blabbing about Alle- I mean Moyashi hating you, before you said you'd rather die. That's when." Kanda answers.

"Oh you're forgiven Lavi." Allen says, grinning.

"YAY!" Lavi screams...glomping Allen.

"Oh yeah, Lavi, let me go." Allen says. And when he is released, Lavi is surprised when a pair of warm lips meet his own.

"Hehe, Allen-chan's lips taste like candy!"

Fin.

Longest chapter so far.

Hope you enjoyed it!

-Moon'sEclipse