-9 years later-
"You want me to what?" I ask Jiji in a deadly calm voice. He better be fucking joking.
"I want you to go undercover as dead last at the ninja academy to protect the clan heirs. You are the strongest anbu we have left. Itachi is considered an S-class criminal, your aunt can't fucking stay in one place to take care of her sisters son because she's too busy chasing after Itachi, Anko is in the T and I department, and Kakashi and Emiko are now jounins trying for their first child, which she hopefully won't miscarry again once she's carrying the baby, I hate that we didn't find out she was pregnant until after that unfortunate event. Anyways, truth is, you got fucked over. Hitomi has secretly hated you since you were born, blaming you for Kushina's death, Itachi is gone, and everyone else has things they need to do." Fuck, everything he just said is true. Aunt Hitomi fucking hates me and is too busy chasing down Itachi to have his babies, and I'm left here all alone, my squad disbanded.
"Fine Jiji, I'll do it. I have nothing better to do." I sigh and make my way home.
"Emi-nee! Kashi-nii! Anko-nee! I'm back from my mission!" I call out as I walk into the house. We used to be short on space with how many lived here, but now it's spacious. Just me, Emiko and Kakashi share a bedroom, and Anko. Only three of the seven bedrooms used.
"Naru-chan!" Emiko yells and runs towards me. Kakashi slowly following from behind. He knows by now not to get in her way. Her Hyouton (ice release) jutsu's are scary. Never piss her off.
"I missed you!" I yell as we hug. A beautiful clearing with a waterfall appears behind us.
"I swear you two hang out with Gai too much. Luckily you're both so cute and the background is peaceful." Kashi mumbles under his breath.
"So, are you going to finally get another squad? Or are you going to continue going solo?" Anko asks, coming out of the kitchen with dango.
"Sadly, I got something horrible. I'm being sent undercover on a long term mission." I mutter sadly.
"What no!" They all yell.
"Relax, it's back to the academy for me! I have to protect the clan heirs! Yes!" I happily cheer. Sarcasm at it's finest.
'Hey Kit? Let's make the Hokage pay for this by increasing his paperwork. Pranks all the time!' Kurama laughs in my head and a sadistic smile appears on my face.
"Sweet! This means Pranks!" Anko yells and we both start to evilly laugh.
"Oh fuck." Emi and Kashi run out of the room to hide.
"Lets bring this village hell!" We laugh and high-five each other.
-1 year later
"Naruto you've done it this time!" The Chunin yell from behind me. I laugh as I continue to out run them in my kill-me-orange jumpsuit. It's really great for increasing my stealth. If I can hide in this then I'm deadly in all black.
Finally bored, I camouflage myself with the fence using a sheet that looked like it. I laugh as they leave, not paying attention to my surroundings.
"Naruto!" Iruka yelled from behind me and I jumped in the air, about to attack, but changed it to flailing once I realized who it was. Damn, almost blew my cover, not only that, but I'm going to have to train more. I'm ashamed that I didn't sense Iruka's chakra.
Iruka decides to yell and lecture me in front of the whole class, but I just tuned him out. He also had us do the transformation jutsu. I decided to have even more fun by using my sexy jutsu and Iruka-sensei went flying backwards with a nosebleed.
The next day I got ready for the genin exam. I'm glad Mizuki was caught before I had to fail the test. I hate to fail things.
"Kashi-nii, Emi-nee! I'm heading to the academy! Tell Anko-nee I'll miss her when she wakes up!" I called over my shoulder while heading out.
I shunshin to the academy, out of sight, and walk in the room.
"Alright class, there will be a written exam, a kunai and shuriken throwing exam, taijutsu exam, and the clone exam. If you fail two of these exams, with a low score on another, you will fail to become a genin. Am I clear?" Iruka tells the whole class. Hmm, I should pass with ease.
"The first test is the written exam. I'll pass the tests out now. No talking." Iruka orders, handing out papers. I quickly fill mine out and go to sleep.
"Oi! Naruto wake up!" Iruka shouts. I rub my head and hand him my paper before following the class outside.
"Okay, second is kunai and shuriken throwing. Shino." Iruka said as he walked outside and in front of everyone. Shino threw his.
Kunai: 6/10
Shuriken: 5/10
"Choji."
Kunai: 7/10
Shuriken: 6/10
"Sakura."
Kunai: 4/10
Shuriken: 5/10
"Hinata."
Kunai: 8/10
Shuriken: 7/10
"Kiba."
Kunai: 7/10
Shuriken: 6/10
"Shikamaru."
"Troublesome. What a drag." He mutters, standing up from where he was laying down and lazily throwing them.
Kunai: 6/10
Shuriken: 6/10
"Sasuke."
Kunai: 9/10
Shuriken: 8/10
Sasuke growls about not making a perfect score. He is so going to be pissed.
"Naruto." Iruka sighs at my name.
"Wait! Iruka-sensei! I want to go last and surprise everyone at how much I've improved! I practiced very hard to get better and I don't want to take the attention away from Ino. Dattebayo!" I grin widely. I'll keep the idiot act up for the class.
"Sure Naruto. Ino." Iruka called out.
Kunai: 6/10
Shuriken: 5/10
"Okay Naruto, your go."
Kunai: 10/10
Shuriken: 10/10
The whole class fell silent.
"Cheater! There is no way you can beat MY Sasuke-kun!" Sakura shrieks, breaking the shocked silence.
"Yeah! MY Sasuke-kun is better than you'll ever be!" Ino agrees. I don't know why she pretends to like the duck ass.
"I didn't cheat! I just practiced really hard so that I wouldn't fail the graduation test again! I went over everything I'm bad at and got better!" I shout out. Damn, I'm better than that teme can ever be.
"He didn't cheat. Good job Naruto. Time for the taijutsu exam." Iruka defends me and I happily smile.
"Sakura vs. Ino!"
Ino wins.
"Hinata vs. Maaya
(random classmate)."
Hinata wins.
"Kiba vs. Naruto."
Naruto wins.
"Sasuke vs. Akihiro(random classmate)."
Sasuke wins.
"Shino vs. Ikko(random classmate)."
"Choji vs. Shikamaru."
Its a tie. No, they didn't both faint, they were just too lazy to fight. Even forfeited at the same exact time, like they rehearsed it.
"Good everyone. Now time for the final test. The clone jutsu, henge, and kawarimi. Go to the classroom and wait. Naruto, come here." Iruka tells everyone.
"Yes Iruka-sensei?" I ask, confused as to why he pulled me to the side.
"I know those are your worst jutsu's, but even if you fail doing them, you'll still pass!" Iruka giddily says.
"Is he really jumping up and down, clapping? And squeeling?" Kurama bewilderly asks.
'Yes, yes he is." I reply back.
"Iruka-sensei, there was no need to worry. Jiji taught me a different clone technique that works with my apparently larger chakra reserves. I should pass this no problemo." I give him an appreciative grin and walk to the classroom.
"Okay, one at a time come to this back room. After someone comes out, the next can go in. All graduates will meet here tomorrow to find out your jonin sensei and teammates. Naruto, your first this time." Iruka calls my name and I excitedly go to do the test and get a new headband. Mine kind of broke.
"Kage bunshin no jutsu!" Thousands of clones fill up the room and I quickly disperse all but three.
"Henge!" I transform myself and one of my clones perfectly into Kushina Uzumaki and Minato Namikaze. Iruka gasps.
"Kawarimi!" I switch myself with a book on Iruka's desk. He now has a close up of the Fourth Hokage.
"You pass Naruto! Grab a headband!" Iruka squeals like a girl again and I quickly grab a black headband and run out of there, his squeals echoing within the big classroom.
"Well I passed. Ja ne!" I shout and run out of the academy, heading home to train.
"Naruto-baka! Get away from MY Sasuke-kun!" Sakura screeches. I look over and swear under my breath. Of course I sat next to the oh so precious sasuke-kun. I'm a fucking dumbass.
"Move!" She yells again.
"But Sakura-chan!" I shout. Oh my Kami! Why did I choose to have a crush on her again? Ugh! This is just a waste of my time, I already know who my sensei is. I could be training right now!
Suddenly I feel myself flying towards the ground as Sakura pushed me. Note to self, fangirls are strong when it comes to their crush. Fucking bitch.
I jump onto the desk to glare at Sasuke. This jackass thinks just because he's an Uchiha that he doesn't have to train as hard just because he is an elite. Suddenly I get pushed from behind and my lips connect with Sasuke's.
"Mwahahaha! Kit, that's hilarious! Your first kiss stolen by Itachi's little brother! Hmm.. I can even taste the tomatoes." Kurama laughs at my predicament.
"Tomatoes." I mutter under my breath. Sasuke hears and he goes bright red.
"Apples. I was expecting ramen." He mutters back.
"What the hell just happened? Why didn't they freak out!" Sakura screeches.
"I think I'm in to much shock that it happened to have a reaction. Sakura, tell me this is a nightmare. Please. If not, can I turn back time and switch with you so you'll kiss him and not me?" I ask, still dazed.
"It's not a dream and I wish you could switch with one of us." Ino whispers, wide eyed.
"What I want to know is why the fangirls didn't attack." Kiba said loudly, snapping everyone out of their shock.
"We were too shocked."
"Attacking now wouldn't be appropriate." All of them said at the same time.
"Also it was kinda hot." Ino laughs, trying to get rid of the weird atmosphere.
Everyone laughed, thinking it was a joke, but her bright red blush, along with Sakura's, proved it wasn't.
"Okay I have your tea- what the hell did I miss?" Iruka asks, walking into the classroom with the weird atmosphere.
"Nothing!" Sasuke and I shouted at the same time. No way in hell was I letting Iruka know of this embarrassment. I would get teased so bad.
"So, dobe. Apples huh?" Sasuke smirks as a deep red blush covers my face.
"...team 7: Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, and Naruto Uzumaki. Team 8: Hinata Hyuga, Kiba Inuzuka and Akamaru, and Shino Aburame. Team 9, still in commission from last year. Team 10: Shikamaru Nara, Choji Akimichi, and Ino Yamanaka. After lunch, your jonin sensei's will pick you up, except for team 7. Naruto, kakashi Hatake said you'll know where to bring them?" I nod at Iruka and walk out, my team following as I go home.
"Kashi-nii! Emi-nee! I'm home!" I call out through the house.
"No hello to me brat? We're in the kitchen." Anko calls out.
"Anko-nee!" I yell and run into the kitchen to hug her. She's been on a mission for awhile so I haven't seen her.
"Are you having weird cravings again Emi-nee?" I ask my sister.
"Yes! And I can't make it like you can!" She cries as the rest of team 7 comes into the kitchen.
"Let me guess. Chocolate, banana, pickle, cheese, marshmallow, and apple sandwich again?" I ask, feeling disgusted at the thought, everyone else apparently feeling the same by their green faces.
"I want dango!" Anko shouts.
"Let me guess. Kakashi wants broiled saury. Sasuke wants tomatoes and riceballs and Sakura wants either syrup covered dumplings or umeboshi." I state.
"How do you know our favorite foods!" The two genins shout in unison.
"Well Sasuke, you really shouldn't ask. And Sakura, I have a really good sense of smell. I can smell it on you. Plus I've seen you eat it quite a lot." Sasuke blushes bright red while Sakura stares in shock.
"Anyways, Kashi-nii, introduce yourself and blah blah blah." I sigh as I start cooking the assortment of foods. Emiko's making me feel sick.
"I'm Kakashi Hatake. I have many likes and few dislikes. I have many hobbies. My dream for the future, well it's already came true." Kakashi says.
"Why do I have to do everything. Kakashi Hatake. Likes his wife and adopted siblings. Also his pervy books which he reads to his wife when shes half asleep as she likes the sound of his voice and doesn't realize what he's reading. Dislikes Itachi Uchiha and my aunt, Hitomi Uchiha. I mean Uzumaki. The bitch is trying to be an Uchiha. His hobbies are to read his little pervy book and visit the K.I.A Stone. His dreams for the future is finally starting a family with one of the last Yuki, and protecting his family." I sigh as I start handing the food out to the respective people.
"Well, yes. Emo you next." Kakashi eye smiles.
"Sasuke Uchiha. I don't like anything. I hate everything. And I'll make my dream a reality by killing Itachi." Sasuke grunts.
"Ugh. Sasuke Uchiha. Likes tomatoes, power, and training. Hates fangirls and things that stop him from gaining power and many more. Hobbies are training and standing in front of a mirror for hours on end to perfect the Uchiha expressionless face. Wants to kill Itachi. Honestly it's an idiotic thing to do. I may hate Itachi, and he may have been an anbu and a prodigy, but how did he take down an entire compound of Uchiha's, many of which possessed the Sharingan, alone? He had to have help, but even then how was he able to do that but not kill his brother. Plus he's a genjutsu specialist. Sasuke got fooled and doesn't realize it." I ramble on, unaware of how my words are making everyone in the room think, except for Sakura. She's lost.
"Holy shit Naruto! You're a genius. Anyways, pinky your go." Kakashi grins under his mask, his plate empty. When the hell did he take his mask off to eat? Whatever. Everyone else finishes their food one by one.
"If you say anything about Sasuke-kun I will personally embarrass you in front of the whole village and you can kiss your chance with him goodbye. Be serious." I growl. She gulps and nods.
"I'm Sakura Haruno. I like hanging out with my best friend Ino, even if she's my rival, my parents, and the thought of learning medical ninjutsu. My dislikes are being called weak and told that I won't be strong because my parents are civilians. My hobbies include reading about medical ninjutsu, sorry Sasuke, but I stalk you sometimes to see how you train since I was only taught by the academy and can't ask for help from my family. I train when I can, but I get yelled at when I do. My dream for the future is to be as good a medic nin as Tsunade Senju." Sakura says, actually sounding like a ninja for once.
"Good, you actually sound like a kunoichi now. I'm Naruto Uzumaki. I like my family, apple's, cooking, and ramen. I dislike Itachi and my aunt. Also many other things. My hobbies are training and reading. My dream is to protect my loved ones. Aren't we a cute little genin team." I give them an eye smile. I have a good feeling that this will become a powerful team that can rely on each other.