Someone was mean to me and said that they didn't like the last chapter because L was OOC so I changed him this time and made him different! I changed Light too because I thought he might be OOC too! Tell me what you think!

Oh! Btw, LyranStar, you were the closest, so this chapter is dedicated to you!

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Gravitation.

Light panicked, not sure of what he should do. "Wait right there L, I'll go get a doctor!"

Two hours later, a doctor arrived.

"You are not pregnant, you are lactose intolerant," said Madame Pomfrey. "You cannot continue to eat carrots at this rate. Nor sprouts, neither."

"Not sprouts!" cried L. "I mustn't give up sprouts!"

"I am sorry. It is necessary."

She looked solemn as she spoke, as though she might cry.

L was 98 percent sure she was right, after all.

In his heart though, he felt she might be wrong. Just as there was almost no proof against Light being Kira, he was almost certain he was.

"Whew, L, did you hear that? You're not pregnant after all!" Light rejoiced.

"A-apparently not…" L murmured sadly. He had wanted a baby so much. He had really wanted something which could connect himself and his dear Light.

He didn't want Light to ever leave him and become Kira again. He wanted to take away that dark side of Light that nobody else knew existed.

"See? You were just getting fat." Light said matter-of-factly and happily.

"That's right. You must stop eating those things that are bad for you." Madame Pomfrey said sternly. "You'd best stop eating tofu too."

"No not tofu too!" cried L again. He didn't know if he'd be able to live without tofu, but he could try. He could do it for Light.

"L, don't go changing the subject." Light chided, holding up a stack of police reports. "We have work to do."

"Yes, and since I am no longer pregnant, there is no reason I shouldn't do any." L said wantonly. He would have no choice now but to continue suspecting Light of being Kira. But could he now?

TBC

L is going to drink beer and smoke cigarettes and cigars! What if Madame Pomfrey is wrong and he hurts his baby?