Yui Chapter 3, I'm Surrounded by idiots, and Morons.

I have always been and always will be surrounded by surrounded by morons. I discovered this when, after I became a Rouge Ninja and escaped my moronic teammates that couldn't complete a mission without me saving their sorry butts. The day after I left I ran into a young girl who looked like she was my age. She had long red hair and golden brown eyes; she reminded me of my little brother that day, for some odd reason, she looked nothing like him. Perhaps it was her, at the time, spiky blood red hair and the many open cuts on her body. She was unconscious at the time, and I took her with me into the forest and healed her.

She didn't wake up until 3 days later and when she did? I recalled any thought about her even sharing minor resemblance to my little Sasuke at all. She was obnoxious and completely ignorant She told me her name was Akasuna no Kaori.

Then came Mei, I really don't like Mei. She's so freaking sweet it kills me inside, she couldn't give someone an insult if someone hit her upside the head and called her the worst names one could think of. She would just smile and say they were right! The only good thing about her is that she's smart enough to hate the people who abused her for years and would kill them in a heartbeat… after apologizing for the pain she was about to give of course. Ugh I hate her. Ok so I don't hate her I just don't like her exactly. Ok so that's a lie I think of her as the mother figure that I never knew long enough to remember. Happy?

And there's Amiko. Amiko is hotheaded and absolutely insane. But, when without sugar or caffeine, (that doesn't happen often that I actually am without either one of them) she can be bloody brilliant. But with them, she is as insane as the mad hatter. Now after all this I never in my whole life would have guessed that the Dammed Akatsuki would be a group of IDIOTS!

Sorry, now that I'm done with my rant that makes me seem like a crazed bitch with a double personality(actual quote that the person Yui is based after actually said she is absolutely my best friend in the whole world that I wouldn't trade for the world.) let me tell you about our first day with the akatsuki. It was disastrous except for one guy. The big brother of Kaori, Akasuna no Sasori, the puppet master extraordinaire. The guy I just met, that I could already tell would be a friend that I could actually talk to. Let's not even think about me crushing on him now. I'd have no chance anyways.

"Ok, un. This is it, the akatsuki base, un." Deidara said as we entered a building straight into a long corridor.

We saw a big opening about halfway through that had a lot of noise coming from inside. As we started walking towards the door curiously then Deidara stopped us to stay here for now. He walked in and heard him say, "Kay guys don't freak-out ok, un? I found four girls that want to join, un. Since Leader-sama is away until further notice, I think we should just train them and wait 'till Leader-sama returns, un."

"What? You go to get the Kazekage, and instead bring back a group of Bitches?" a rude male voice said.

"Hn, "another said.

"Tobi thinks we should meet the ladies before judging them! Tobi good boy, Tobi thinks Deidara-sempai has the right idea to recruit girls, Konan-sama will like girls to talk to." Yet another MALE voice said.

I finally decided not to wait for their decision, and since Mei, Kaori, and Amiko follow my orders before that of someone else's first, they followed me when I walked in. I saw Itachi's stoic face falter for a moment when he saw me. I looked at him and smirked.

"Did you miss me Nissan?" I said with an evil smirk. Everyone's heads snapped towards me and the girls. I looked at the boy with the orange swirl mask.

"Are you Tobi-san? I want to thank you for taking our side in your guise's little argument, it is helpful to us."

He nodded and yelled, "You See Tobi IS a Good Boy!"

Itachi decided to say something. "How are you still alive? I killed you along with our parents and family."

I smiled at him, "It didn't take." I said. He then surprised me by saying.

"Hn, maybe I should be a bit nicer this time around."

Three hours later the room arrangements were made and I was following Sasori-San to our room. As soon as we got into the room he turned and said in a monotone voice, "There are two rules when living with me. Don't touch anything without permission. And do not even think about invading my personal space."

I smiled at him and took amusement in his shocked face towards me when I replied, "So we have an understanding? I have a rule too Don't ever boss me around, and we should get along just fine. I'll follow your rules but that's as much bossing around of me you'll ever get to do."

He smirked, "Alright." I could get used to being around him. He is down to earth and he's pretty hot- wait no I didn't think that. Nope. He's just a puppet master, but he's hot, and you know it, UROSAI! (Shut up) Ugh when did I get an inner conscience (sp?)!When you unconsciously developed a crush on Sasori-kun. Admit it you like him! Do NOT! DO TOO! Ugh this will get me nowhere. I'm going to sleep. But you li- UROSAI!

Me (Amiko): she is just as crazy as me now! YEEEAAAHH!

Deidara: No-one is as crazy as you, un.

Me: Muahahahahahahahaha, MUAHAHAHAHAHAH! Most people give boring cookies to viewers. I give on step better. Pie! Here is a piece of Pie to my reviewers, Usagi-chan was my first reviewer for this story so she gets first pick!

Yui: I sound bipolar when you give me that voice. I'm mad at you now.

Me: OH JUST SAY THE DISCLAIMER!

Akatsuki&the girls: AMIKO-CHAN DOSEN'T OWN NARUTO OR IT'S CHARACTERS!