Dental Care – Owl City
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There were a lot of new things that Oysters had to worry about, on this side of the Glass.
"Where are we going, again?"
"We're going to get our teeth cleaned," Alice said simply, holding him firmly by the elbow as she opened a door to a white office with purple carpet and bad music.
"But I did that just this morning," Hatter said, confused. "Why are we here?"
"Oyster teeth need to be professionally cleaned every year or so," Alice told him. Hatter raised his eyebrow.
"So Oysters should make better toothbrushes," he offered. "That's what you're telling me?"
Alice pushed him.
"What? It just makes sense! Why do you need to pay someone to clean your teeth for you and brush your teeth every night? It's not efficient, that's all I'm saying!"
"Oh, just shut up. It won't be that bad, I promise."
It was.