First, I'd like to say THANK YOU ALL for sending in your questions. I actually got off my butt and decided to write the next chapter, seeing as I went on a very long-winded hiatus. I've been suffering from bad writer's block. But I assure you, I will get in as many of your questions as I can, and if I forget your question, you can always send them to me in a PM, or comment on the chapters with your questions. I will wait three days to gather up all of the questions for the fan fic and I'll try to be more frequent about getting them up. Thank you for all of your support and interest, it really means a lot to me. No, really, I'm not joking. If you're wondering why I decided to take out the Behind-the-Scenes, it's really because I honestly didn't have anything to write, and since I had about three pages of questions to answer for the next round, I thought I'd skip it until later.
I'd also encourage that you occasionally look at my profile. I will tell you if I have discontinued any of my productions, for whatever reason, and it will show what I have coming next or what I am working on at the moment. Sorry for the long-winded explanations, I'll shut up now.
Disclaimer: I do not own Strawberry Panic!, nor any copywrited businesses, convenience stores, or restaurants that may appear in this fan fiction. If I did, everything that I wrote would be fact. Alas, it is not.
A/N: Another thing. Please take a look at the end-of-chapter announcements at the end of every chapter. I'll be posting polls and updates there.
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(After a very-much cut-down break of only five minutes, the Strawberry Panic! cast take their seats again to answer more of their fan's questions, much to their reluctance. At HHL's usual seat, Momomi has her new script in hand, smiling broadly into the camera. HHL is sitting near the Lulim section with a disgruntled look on her face.)
Momomi: (with a wide smile) Hello, viewers, listeners, and readers, and welcome to round three of the Strawberry Panic Question Corner! We have a lot of feedback this episode, so grab onto your seats and enjoy the ride!
(Momomi grins at everyone for a split second, and as though on impulse, they start clapping enthusiastically. Pleased with herself, ignoring HHL's glaring, she turns back to the camera)
Momomi: Well, let's get started with the questions, then! HHL, if you would...?
(HHL walks up to her, handing her the very-heavy box of envelopes, glares, and goes back to her seat)
Momomi: Let's see, here...this first one goes to all of you:
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Dear Strawberry Panic! cast:
There's
no denying Chikaru's cute with her little red ribbons in her hair,
but don't you all think she'd be sexier if she didn't wear em'?
P.S:
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH CHIKARU-SAMA!
-LOVELESS-Chan
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(Murmurs and nods of agreement follow the reading of this letter)
Shion: Well, Chi-chan looks cute in everything! It doesn't matter what she does or doesn't wear!
Kaname: (snickers) Of course, she's only saying this because she's the only one who's seen her in nothing at all...
(The cast "oooh's" and Shion turns a brilliant shade of puce)
Chikaru: (giggling) Well, the fan seems nice, anyway...
Shion: (grumbles)
Momomi: (sighs) Alright, onto the next question...
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HHL your story rocks! it's
hilarious! please update soon.
here's something i've been
wondering though why does kaname hate amane so much? just wondering
;)
ps: kaname and momoni you guys rule! may you rule the world!!
Muhahahahahhahaha!
pss: I LOVE YOU MIYUKI!
-moon fang 94
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Kaname: Is there any real reason NOT to hate Amane? I mean, come on. She's stupid and ugly, yet she gets one of the cutest girls on the set! Except for Momomi, that is...(adds hastily seeing Momomi's reaction)
Hikari: (bright red) Amane-sama is not stupid and she's not ugly!
Amane: (placing a hand on Hikari's shoulder) Don't worry, hun, she's just jealous because I look a right side better than she does.
Kaname: (glaring) Is that a challenge, Amane?
Amane: Maybe it is, your point being?
Momomi: (over Kaname's argument) Alright, alright! No need to get violent, it's just a question. And yes, moon fang 94, Kaname and I are already in the process of ruling the world. Now, for the next question...
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Dear Amane and Hikari: Do your
fellow Astreans know that you two did the deed that night in the
stables?
- HamHam Lover's Onee-sama's Senpai (Hofftailing)
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Cast: (groans and nods, waving off the matter)
Nagisa: Well, of course. That's common sense, though, isn't it?
Hikari: (sputtering, her face red) Uh...uh...b-but that was supposed to be a secret!
Shizuma: Technically, if you're doing it in a barn and you're gone all night into the morning, it's not really a secret anymore, is it?
Hikari: (pouts)
Momomi: (snickering) Next question, then...
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Ok Here's my question for
everyone.
Has anyone watched hentai before? BE HONEST NOW! Lol
-asasin8444
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Shizuma: Oh, hell yeah. Hentai isn't exactly a big deal in Japan, you know. Considering that we're the ones who came up with the idea in the first place.
(the cast nods in agreement)
Yaya: Depends on what kind of hentai you're talking about... (grins at the snickering that ensues)
Kagome: Pashibaru says that neither of us have watched any hentai, ne...
Nagisa: (shrugs) I watch it with Shizuma.
Kaname: (beams) Regularly.
Momomi: (clears throat) Ahem...anyways...next question...
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Dear Momomi & Kaname,
Hiya!
Just wondering what do you guys do on your spare time?! (Y'know when
you're not plotting?)
P.S. YOU GUYS RULE!
-Leaf Ninja Yuki
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Kaname: Sex. Lots of sex.
Momomi: (nods) That's right. Hot, steamy lesbian sex.
Shion: (rolls eyes)
Momomi: Actually, in my spare time I'm usually reading Harry Potter or playing Gears of War with Kaname.
Kaname: I play Magic: The Gathering, and I'm usually online playing GoW and L4D.
HHL: Well, that was boring...
Momomi: Oh quiet, you. It was a nice question. Next?
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Dear Kaname and Momomi, who would each of you do besides the other?
-DriftingDreamer
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Kizuna: How come you guys are getting all the questions?!
Remon: Yeah, we want some love too, ya know!
Momomi: (shrugs) I suppose we're just awesome like that. Anyways...hm...who I would do besides Kaname...well, if we're talking non-cast members, I'd say Jennifer Aniston or Shakira. Cast-wise...probably Shizuma or Chikaru.
Kaname: (thinking) Yeah...same here.
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Dear Shizuma
Considering that
you're the resident player, how come you haven't made your moves on
your followings stars? How can you possibly call yourself a playa if
you never once tried to seduce either Amane or Chikaru?
and
Dear Amane, Yaya,
Hikari,
Whatever happened to the beautiful Ménage à trois that
was simply waiting to happen? And since I know most of you probably
wouldn't know what that means, here's a definition fresh off of wiki.
Ménage à trois: French term describing a relationship or domestic
arrangement in which three people share a sexual
relationship.
Love,
Angel of Death Azrael
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Amane: Branched out, this one did.
Hikari: (nods)
Shizuma: Well...Amane just simply doesn't do it for me. As for Chikaru...it wasn't in my script, unfortunately. Although, trust me, if it didn't clash with the rules on-set, that one would definitely happen.
Chikaru: (blushes lightly and shrugs at Shion)
Yaya: Of course we know what that means, we study French at Astraea Hill, for Bob's sake!
Hikari: Erm...well, there was a lot of tension between the three of us at the end of the series, I don't think anything like that would happen. Besides, Amane and Yaya hate each other, it's very unlikely that they would share a sexual session with me.
Amane: (arms crossed) Point well taken.
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Dear Shizuma, will you ever make the
proposal to Nagisa?
Dear Tamao did you ever thought to go on a
date with Miyuki? She is so hot, maybe you should ask her.
Dear
Miyuki, if you ever be alone, without a relationship, would you marry
me? Please? Mi-chan?
Thanks a lot my friend for your updates.
-Stavri
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Shizuma: I believe that information can neither be confirmed nor denied at the present moment.
Kaname: What's with the big words all of a sudden?
Shizuma: It's smart-people talk for "don't ask".
Tamao: Hm...well, I have considered that. Since we are dating, technically, I would think that we've gone on at least one date.
Miyuki: (her face bright red) Uh...well, I sort of have someone right now, and I'm not sure I'll be breaking up with her anytime soon, plus I don't exactly know you...
Tamao: (smiles almost mischievously and clings to her)
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Nagisa,
Now that I've asked
Hikari, I have to ask you... how do you keep Tamao and Shizuma from
killing each other?
RadiantBeam
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Nagisa: As Hikari said before, nurturing and patience. However, since Tamao is occupied with Miyuki at the moment, I don't really consider it much of an issue anymore.
Tamao: (making notes in her notebook frantically under her desk)
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question for tamao:
what's it
like being a closet pervert?
smoffer1
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Tamao: C-closet pervert?! I am no such thing!
Miyuki: (narrows eyes in slight amusement)
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For the entire cast -
You've all
done naughty things, oftentimes with each other. My question for you
is this: have any of you ever done these things in an actual BED?
(Beds of hay do not count; likewise for bathtubs, under trees,
etc.)
Thank you in advance for your candor,
Pope William T
Wodium
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Kaname: (blinks) What is this guy, British?! Honestly...
Shizuma: I believe that when she says "Beds of hay do not count", that he's reffering to Amane and Hikari? That does seem to be one of their favorite places for sex. And how does that exactly feel, anyway? I mean, I wouldn't want little straws of hay stuck up my...well, you get the idea.
(waves of snickering ensues, as Hikari and Amane sink low in their seats, their faces red)
Chikaru: Of course we've had actual sex in bed! What do you think was happening during those cut-scenes?
HHL: They're not supposed to know about that!
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yaya why can't you tell that tsubomi
likes you? seriously I mean she went to new mexico to beat someone up
for calling you freakin hot. you need to ask her out.
p.s did
tsubomi ever come back from new mexico?
-fanperson500
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Yaya: Hm...I almost forgot she'd left. I wonder...
(a large bang sounds, and Tsubomi storms back into the room, fuming)
Tsubomi: Honestly, the NERVE of some people! (huffs)
Yaya: (staring in disbelief) You went to New Mexico and back in an hour?! How did you manage that?
Tsubomi: (still huffing) I know people...
Momomi: (shaking her head) Anyway...off to the next question, shall we?
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-First one goes to Miyuki. To be honest, I've always felt sorry for you when hearing about your arranged marriage, and getting screwed when it came to Shizuma. I'm sure you'd say otherwise, but why don't you just tell your parents to just fuck off? Seriously, if they're just going to marry you off to some jerk off the moment you're born and probably make your whole life revolve around this, then screw what they think, right? Hell, I'd even back you up on this.
P.S. You know I've been thinking
you and Tamao might make a nice couple, ever thought of that?
P.S.S
Sorry please excuse the length of this question.
-Next one is to Amane: What's
most painful thing you've ever thought of doing to Kaname(yes,
Kaname, I hate you too and I'd beat your ass on the street if I had
to chance.) My favorite fantasy involves beating her over the head
with a baseball bat, stuffing her in the trunk of a '06 mustang,
driving off to Mexico and passing her off as a pinata at some
birthday party so all the little ninos came beat her up for candy..
They driving her back to Spica and toss her out of the moving car.
-This one is for Yaya, Hikari,
and Amane: Hey you ever thought your story parrallels Kannazuki No
Miko? In this case, Yaya being Chikane, Hikari being Himeko and Amane
as Souma.
Sincerly, The Dragon.
P.S.
Again, please excuse the length of this
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Miyuki: (in disbelief at being asked such a lengthy, well-thought-out question) W-well...I'm not sure how I should answer that. I mean, they are my parents and I respect their decisions. But yes, I would much rather not care about what they think. But, as I'm not in any position to be demanding any freedom, I don't think that will happen anytime soon. And as for my relationship status, I'd much rather not talk about it on national television.
Tamao: (turns slightly red and scratches the back of her hair)
Amane: Hm...well, I've always pictured myself throwing her off the Eiffel Tower in a box of nails into a river, but since this is national television, I can't really give any details.
Kaname: First of all, it's spelled "parallels", you put an extra "r" in that letter, you prat. And second of all, I could probably go up to wherever you live and beat the living shit outta you WAY before you got anywhere near me. (crosses her arms and huffs) And Momomi is my girlfriend, you'd better watch your male ass.
Momomi: Please, Kaname! We're on television, the language is supposed to be viewer-friendly!
Kaname: (muttering) Screw viewer-friendly...
Momomi: (clearing her throat nervously) Ahem...anyway...next...
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another question just poped up in my
head
Dear Momomi,
How many time have you been told you were
hot? (I counted 4x)
I bet there are more I really Love
ya!
-Leaf-Ninja Yuki
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Momomi: (giggling) I really have no idea. I suppose I'm just loved like that. (smiling broadly, ignoring Kaname's glare)
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question for shion,
how come
you're not as awesome as the other characters?
expecially, yaya.
mean why cant you be more like her! shes figgin awesome!
-ps-kaname,
my name isnt weird!
-catskid100
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Shion: (huffs a bit) Why you...
Kaname: (laughing heartily) You know, they've got a good point. Why aren't you as awesome as us, Shion? I'd like to know that, too.
Yaya: (ruffling a disgruntled Tsubomi's hair) See, Tsu? The people love me, I don't see why you're always so frustrated whenever someone says it.
Tsubomi: I am not frustrated! (bangs her fists on the desk in obvious frustration, much to Yaya's satisfaction)
Momomi: (coughs a bit) Anyway...next?
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Dear Hikari,
why did you pick
Armane over Yaya? I mean to be honest Yaya is GORGEOUS!
Oh and
Shizuma is your relationship with Nagisa open? Cause I wouldn't mind
a threesome. Hee hee.
Your Fangirl, Morgan WhiteFang
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Hikari: Um...well...I think that Yaya-chan and I are better off as...well...friends. I mean, it's not as though I don't think she's...attractive...but I don't think it would have been a good match, in my personal opinion.
Shizuma: (grinning at Nagisa's incredulous expression) Well, seeing as Nagisa appears to be dead-set against that decision, I don't think it would be appropriate.
Nagisa: (under her breath) Damn right it wouldn't be appropriate...
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Dear Nagisa,
What is it that you
like most about Shizuma? Is it her looks, her personality, her
ability to put it out...
-ZIIIX
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Tamao: (smirking) The ability to put it in, more like...
Nagisa: (ignoring all of the snickering and giggling) Well, what's there not to like? She's gorgeous, she's nice, she's...
Kizuna: Got a big chest. (nods)
Nagisa: (blushing furiously) No, that's not what I was going to say!
Remon: Doens't mean you weren't thinkin' it!
Nagisa: (sputtering nervously) W-well...I just think she's a nice person and I get along well with her! (she sighs, sinking very low into her seat)
Momomi: (shaking her head) On to the next question...
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Momomi,Did you think Kaname was a
guy when you first met?
Tamao and Yaya, you two are just plain
awesome!
I'm suprised that Amane hasn't tried to trample Kaname on
her horse yet.
You all rule!
-I Am The Melon Lord
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Momomi: Well, I have to admit, Kaname does have gender issues. But I prefer women to be a bit more manly, anyway.
Kaname: Gee, that makes me feel much better...(narrows her eyes at her)
Tamao: Yes, thank you, we know. (grins widely, pleased with herself)
Kizuna: (shakes her head) Wow, who knew Tamao was so full of herself...?
Amane: Trust me, I'm considering it...(glares at Kaname, who gives her a mock-innocent look)
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i have a question:
Momomi, did
Kaname ever gave you a flower? is she romantic?
i love all of u!!
(including u too, Kaname XD)
-aohana24
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Momomi: Of course she has! She isn't that dull, she knows how to be romantic when the mood compliments it.
Kaname: (rolling her eyes) Oh yeah, that's such a compliment...
Momomi: (smiles and takes her in her arms)
Amane: (rolls eyes) Whatever happened to the rule 'no public displays of affection while on national television'?
Momomi: (shrugs) That was H-chan's rule, wasn't it? And is she the host right now? I don't think so. Anyway, here's the last envelope!
Shion: (rolls eyes) Thank Mary, I thought we were going to be here all night...
Momomi: Oh, don't worry, this isn't the last of the chapters.
(Smiles at all the incredulous looks, and finally opens the last letter and reads it aloud)
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For Kaname & Momomi
Will you
two ever get married ??
I Hope You guyz do !!
-bear hugs Kaname
& Momomi-
-Kaname-Momomi-Stalker
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Momomi: Erm...we consider marriage to be...you know...just making what we already have 'official'. I don't exactly consider marriage any different than how we are now. (tugs at her collar, looking slightly nervous)
Kaname: (simply stares at the ceiling, seeming to be indifferent)
Momomi: Well, I suppose that ends this segment of the "Strawberry Panic! Question Corner"! Please join us for Round 4! Wait...where's H-chan?
(Everyone starts turning around in their seats, looking around the room for the original host. Seemingly out of nowhere, HHL sneaks up from behind Momomi and tackles her, sending them both to the floor, where they start to wrestle vigorously)
HHL: This is for taking my computer, you...!
Kaname: (looking terrified, grabs the mic and speaks to the audience) Um...please join us again for the next chapter!
-+-+-
Kaname: (looking highly confused) Uh...since Momomi and HHL are still wrestling, I'm going to be doing the end-of-chapter announcements this time. She wants you all to know that there will be a poll this time, and the question is:
Who is hotter: Kaname or Amane? (as discussed earlier in the chapter). Please send your votes in your reviews, or by PM.
Kamame: Please read and review, keep sending in those questions, and we'll join you for...the next chapter. (She disappears off of the screen, trying to break up Momomi and HHL's wrestling match)