I stand there motionlessly as Tobi finishes glomping me; I'm in a kind of warm and fuzzy daze. I'm flattered that Tobi wants to be taught be me and only me, but then again that also means that I have one of the hardest to educate pupils. Oh my Jebus I can't believe I just thought that, that was so mean! Tobi is a wonderful guy and he is one of the most receptive guys in the class why am I even saying that I've only known him less than a day… The ticking of the ever whirring clock draws my attention to the timepiece itself… 10:30… AHHHHH! Shock courses through my body as I realize that I only have 15 minutes left in which to teach them something new about maths! What will Leader-sama do if I taught them nothing? I can only imagine, it's gonna be a slow and painful death Abi if you don't think fast!
"Ah, Kisame, Tobi… we only have 15 minutes left and I haven't taught you anything!"
"Don't sweat it Abi-kawaii, Leader-sama will understand!" Tobi smiles while I stand in a daze in the middle of the triangle made by Kisame, Tobi and Deidara.
"Besides, we want to see you in your swimming costume! So Deidara… agree to make it yet?" Kisame looks slyly at Deidara as if implying some hidden meaning, but whatever it is it does not look good for me!
"Hmm of course un… I never said I wouldn't! Come on Abi-kawaii I need to get your MESUREMENTS!" Deidara calls as he beckons ominously towards the door of my bedroom next to the classroom… OMG I TOTALLY FORGOT THEY'D NEED THOSE!
I feel my face explode with embarrassment as I dash out of the classroom and into my own room, much to the dissapointment of the guys who pound on my door for the next couple of hours until they get bored and wander off. Probably a good thing that I chose to come and hide in my room because I only have to sneak off for meals which I do regularily meeting some of the other members like Kakuzu and Sasori which was quite funny because I had a rather large hotdog in my mouth of the time, hard to speak and eat at the same time.
I end up dozing off close to 10pm after completing lesson plans for the entire week, secretly thankful for only one lesson today I'm thinking of taking up Leader-sama's advice and wearing a paper bag, may be easier for me!
The next day, waking up much like before after settling into my new room and re-decorating it a bit I rub my eyes slowly waiting for the three blobs at the end of my bed to come into focus. I wish they hadn't because I see three Akatsuki robed men grinning at me, Dei-Dei holding up a tape measure whilst Kisame studiously holds a large notebook (for writing down my measurements I presume) while Tobi runs around my room totally unaware of what is going on and probably just turned up because the others did.
"Now there's no escape! You were very rude yesterday Abi-kawaii after you said you'd come swimming with me." Kisame chuckles faining mock devastation
"Come on un, I can't wait to make this swimsuit!" Dei-Dei smiles as he leads me by the hand into the bathroom ajoining my bedroom, my feet hot on the cool tile floor.
"Um, Deidara-sempai these measurements will never leave your lips right? And if you think I'm taking off my underwear you think again PERV!" I warn causing a moan of disappointment from both Kisame and Deidara, obviously they were thinking that. Typical boys!
"Very well then. To the bathroom we go and I'll shut the door don't worry. "Deidara smiles grabbing my wrist and opening to door to the bathroom revealing a unusually tidy space {NOTE: must fix that later!:)}
I blush as he gestures towards the bathroom and proceeds to remove his tape measure from some mysterious pocket in his cloak. The bright light snaps on in the small but very well decorated room… grumbling at Deidara's signs of impatience I begin to slowly remove my black trousers and black T-shirt with Akatsuki emblem on the front. I still can't believe my appearance has changed so much! I still get confused with my old one… but I must remember WHITE HAIR and WHITE EYES if I do that then I will be sure to not get confused. Hopefully.
I emerge from the bathroom and I can feel the burning blush creeping over my cheeks as Deidara smirks and then proceeds to walk over to me… wrapping his tape measure around my waist then around my chest and finally around my thighs. Relieved that his measuring is over I let out a sigh I never knew I was holding in! Deidara looks hurt but backs away…
"Abi-kawaii do you not like me?" Deidara asks sulking by the door, ready to leave should I say yes
"Of course I like you Deidara-sempai but I like you in a friend way and well, I would feel uncomfortable if anybody were to do that to me, so you're not the only one… please cheer up. I didn't mean to upset you besides I've only known you a day and most of that was spent locked up in my room."
"HA I was only teasing you Abi-kawaii but I'm glad that we are friends! Now would you like to meet everyone while I go and make your swimsuit?" Deidara asks holding out a mouthed hand to me.
"I would love too Deidara! First, I know a lot about you already, but is there anyone who I should really stay away from? I've already met some people while I snuck a hotdog yesterday." I take his hand and he guides me through the maze of corridors in the Akatsuki lair until we reach one loud room
All their rooms are black apart from this one. This one is red with the Akatsuki clouds all over it, the door swings open to reveal this busy room. Hustling and bustling with activity… looking around I see all of the people I've dreamed of meeting! Once more I feel the blush take over my cheeks as Deidara leads me tactfully away from Itachi-teme and over towards Hidan. Bad but better than Itachi.
"Ah here's my little feisty teacher! Now we can meet you properly… we got off on the wrong foot so lets start again. I'm Hidan."
"HA why are you being so nice Hidan, you never say sentences with out swearwords in them! I mean surely you don't like this girl… I mean like like!" Kakuzu chuckled while sipping some tea, perched on a leather chair next to Hidan.
"AND WHAT IN FU*K'S NAME WOULD BE F*CKING WORNG WITH THAT! THAT'S INSULTING ABI-KAWAII AND MEYOU F*CKTARD!" Hidan bellows causing my ears to ring both with the loudness of the outburst and the content I guess he must like me which is a little weird wouldn't you think? I mean all of these guys seem to like me and I've only just met them, could it be they had been watching me to vet me before they brought me here?
"Ah but your religion doesn't allow it… you'd have to kill her! I meant no offense to you Abi-chan" Kazuku reasons
"And we wouldn't like it if you did that…" the rest of the Akatsuki threatens ominously
They need to get out more… seriously there are prettier girls out there. Suddenly a cup of tea is trust in front of me by a very pissed Kisame. Oh no, I hope I haven't done anything and I seriously can't get the idea out of my head that I was on Big Brother Akatsuki style before I came here I must ask someone about that because it would make sense. I turn my head to see a knowing Kakuzu nod his head almost in correspondance to my question to myself, he whispers to me without moving his lips that I'm right, and that they spared me no dignity. Oh My Jebus.
"Kisame-kun what's wrong? Did I do anything to hurt you?"
"Oh it's nothing I just wish that Deidara would hurry up and finish making your swimsuit, you are going to look even more kawaii than usual!"
"Dear, dear Kisame you're not getting pulled in by her cute looks too are you? There will be no men left by the time she's been here a week. But I won't give in… I'm an Uchiha!"
I snap suddenly, I mean I know he's a prick but does he really have to voice it over everyone! He just irritates me so much I feel like ripping his heart out and feeding it to Kazuku! I bet even he wouldn't eat it even if I paid him 30,000 Yen and we all know how much he loves money.
"Heh, Itachi by coming over here and stating that you will not like me by the end of the week is signifying that you like me already due to the fact that you never talk to anyone thus this would mean you are breaking from your normal habits just for me which is a sign of love. Ha. Beat that."
"Um I don't think I can…" Itachi wonders
Ha you bet you can't. I really liked that… I've always wanted to prove that damn Uchiha wrong and now I've done it! What could I possibly do next? What will my swimsuit look like I wonder?