1 dai Roi n' Zel wur goin on thur dayte 2 deh Crackah Barral. Dhey were havin a awesome tyme. "I want a cheeseburgah." Sed Z.
"I want a chezeburgah 2." Sid Roy.
Dey had a really grate time hagin out, but at da ned of de day, Zelda was shure dhat hur and roi were ment 2 bee. It waz decided, they wuld get maarrrieddd 4evur.
But somethin Z didunt spect 2 happen happened!!!
Z was just chillen all by herself in her room one fine evening, wend a dorbell rang. Z tot it wuld be roy, but it was …..Mrth!! "MART WUT U DOIN HERE!?" Z exclaymed.
"I needed 2 c u gain hunn." Marth sed wit a sad expressin on. D:
"I can't do dish hun, I'm wit roy gain nd tnugs r goin grate, I don't need u anymore." She lied.
"Z, u my lyfee*; what I do wichoh u?"
"U LEF ME, MRTH! I CAN'T TAKE DHIZ!!!! UU HURT MEEEEE!!! WHACHOO' GON DO BOUT IT? I LUV'D U, DEN U UP N LEFT ME JUZ LYKE DHAT! I STILL LURVE U BUT DEN U BROKE MY HART. IDK WHUT IM SPOSS'D 2 DO LUV. I MEAN, SURIOSLY. WHAT U WAN' ME DO? I AINT A MAGIK PURSIN MRTH. I CAN'T GET RID O DEEZ FEELINZ I HUV INSYDE ME MRTH."
"ZEE, I NEVAH…I NEVAH MEAN HURT UU! IMFLY HUNNI CAYKEZ. ILYSMMMM"
"MRTH STOP LYIN 2 ME U BROKE ME UP TO SHRED OD PAYPR! YOU EXPECT ME 2 LIKE SOMEHOW LIKE 4GET WHUT U DO 2 ME FEEL? OH, MRTH."
"Hun, let's chat 'bou it on MSN."
So they went on msn.
Zelda--* EXTREMELY comfuzed says:
K, lyke wha u wan me do?
Marth & LUVZ U says:
Hun u need do nuttin' 4 me
Zelda--* EXTREMELY confuzed says:
K, but lykee*-- sinze u left i made new lyfe and have new bf now…like u cant just do thz 2 m3. UR SO SELFISH."
Marth & LUVZ U says:
So, lyke mall tomorrow?
Zelda--* EXTREMELY confuzed says:
U KNOW IT BABEE! IMFLY.
Marth & LUVZ U says:
Ily too. U know dhat.
Zelda--* ILUSM---Marth 3 says:
Mhm, so c u tomorrow hunnii 3 xo. Ily much luv,,,,,,,,,,,,*;;;; :] Livun 2 c u gain' hunn 3
Marth & LUVZ U ZELDA says:
KKK, cu dheeeennn!!!! IMFLUUUUU! 3 .x
They both signed off.
They met at 12 the next day to go to the mall at Zelda's house. It wuznunt a long wok from Zeldz huse.
But da street waz buzy. Dere were many carz drivin at speepy speedz. Dhen, a bus, da size of da titanic came racin round da cornah at lightnin speed, just as Mrth and Z went to cross da street.
Mrth notized dis, and dove in front o Z 2 sve hur lyfee. Z waz pushed aside, but Mrth was hit hurd by da bus and died.
"OH NOES!" Z exclaymed. Den Z waz cryin and she raced on har way homee. But da sidewalk waz bumpay, and Z tryped, landin' face first into a huge seapin pile of steamy wet smelly dog crap.
Zelda was so sad. SHE MUTA FRAKIN LUVED MRTH. ND now his st3my coarpze wuz lyin in da middle of Main Street.
Den she rehmehmbored Roy. N such.
So dhen she called hym up on hur cell ,, ;]
Nd they talkd n talkd.
Nd dhey wur still togedah witchechadheh.
They went out, and lyved happily evah aftah.
And then, to conclude everything, they went on M..S…. N
~The End~